Fangs for the Memories or She's Got the Teeth
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:10 pm
We all know Paul likes to draw attractive women with fangs. And not just not cute little Anime fangs or the pointy teeth of a Hollywood vampire, but the full on dentition of a dedicated carnivore. Big 'ol stabbing upper and lower canines, ripping incisors and shearing molars designed to cut through skin, muscle and bone.
As Ms. Acacia Badur once said, not many girls have teeth that can take down a Cape Buffalo.
The number of be fanged ladies has been piling up of late, so I thought I'd list them.
First are the girls with a permanent set of pronounced canines.
Top of the list would be the Golem Girls. Bud, Brandi and Jin all entered the story with rending teeth. They're kind of redundant given that any one of the girls was capable of flattening the sun. Still, the big teeth are a subtle hint that these girls aren't ordinary and shouldn't be messed with. Since her reboot/reset, Jin has a normal set of human like teeth, so she drops of the list to be replaced by May, her mother, also a Golem.
Next on the list is Tina, the Demon Barrista. Tina's story is that her canines were installed when her face was reconstructed after her accident and the surgeon mixed her up with a goth patient. I tend to believe she had it done on purpose, but I have no proof of that.
I'm going to put Nudge in the permanent category, even though she's a shape shifter. Any time we've seen her in her natural form, she's had the teeth.
There's Bia, the Titan of force. Her teeth aren't real pronounced, but they're definitely pointy.
Finally there's our two FBI vampires Lily and Suzi. Suzi answered rather graphically why Wapsipires have a full set of carnivore teeth in her sixth appearance.
From the variable group there's the Sphinxes, Phix and Shelly. Phix usually sports non threatening human like teeth, even in her full Sphinx form. The exception is when she's really upset or trying to make a point. Shelly, once she came back from the Time Forrest kept human teeth in human form, except when she was under stress, then she manifested her fangs and cat like face markings. She seems to have recently come to terms with who and what she is and in her last appearance had the fangs while relaxed in human form.
Eyrale, the Gorgon, normally has a cute gap toothed smile, but when startled or angry, her hair reveals itself as a nest of snakes and recently when mad at Monica over M's actions to wards Nudge, the Gorgon sister's fangs came out.
And finally, there's Monica herself. When using her Jaguar Girl powers on Nudge, the busty Latina had a pronounced set of canines.
So unless I've missed somebody, I think that's it. By my count that's twelve women who have, or can manifest, fangs in Wapsi Square.
As Ms. Acacia Badur once said, not many girls have teeth that can take down a Cape Buffalo.
The number of be fanged ladies has been piling up of late, so I thought I'd list them.
First are the girls with a permanent set of pronounced canines.
Top of the list would be the Golem Girls. Bud, Brandi and Jin all entered the story with rending teeth. They're kind of redundant given that any one of the girls was capable of flattening the sun. Still, the big teeth are a subtle hint that these girls aren't ordinary and shouldn't be messed with. Since her reboot/reset, Jin has a normal set of human like teeth, so she drops of the list to be replaced by May, her mother, also a Golem.
Next on the list is Tina, the Demon Barrista. Tina's story is that her canines were installed when her face was reconstructed after her accident and the surgeon mixed her up with a goth patient. I tend to believe she had it done on purpose, but I have no proof of that.
I'm going to put Nudge in the permanent category, even though she's a shape shifter. Any time we've seen her in her natural form, she's had the teeth.
There's Bia, the Titan of force. Her teeth aren't real pronounced, but they're definitely pointy.
Finally there's our two FBI vampires Lily and Suzi. Suzi answered rather graphically why Wapsipires have a full set of carnivore teeth in her sixth appearance.
From the variable group there's the Sphinxes, Phix and Shelly. Phix usually sports non threatening human like teeth, even in her full Sphinx form. The exception is when she's really upset or trying to make a point. Shelly, once she came back from the Time Forrest kept human teeth in human form, except when she was under stress, then she manifested her fangs and cat like face markings. She seems to have recently come to terms with who and what she is and in her last appearance had the fangs while relaxed in human form.
Eyrale, the Gorgon, normally has a cute gap toothed smile, but when startled or angry, her hair reveals itself as a nest of snakes and recently when mad at Monica over M's actions to wards Nudge, the Gorgon sister's fangs came out.
And finally, there's Monica herself. When using her Jaguar Girl powers on Nudge, the busty Latina had a pronounced set of canines.
So unless I've missed somebody, I think that's it. By my count that's twelve women who have, or can manifest, fangs in Wapsi Square.
It's just not discussion about the daily comic. The Pub seems to be for non-Wapsi and non-other-forum-specific discussions.