Tina, Tina, boBinna

[GlytchMeister]

And today, kids, we can see the first seed of inspiration planting itself in an author's mind as it happens!

[Sgt. Howard]

you could at least finish the grade school rhyme I'm tweeking Taz with... just the next verse...

That rhyme has verses?

Razzing the Taz- (Razmatazz?)

Taz and Tina sitting inna tree-
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love, then comes marriage
then comes TROUBLE inna baby carriage! (or insert any two sylable name that strikes yer fancy)

[GlytchMeister]

you could at least finish the grade school rhyme I'm tweeking Taz with... just the next verse...

That rhyme has verses?

Razzing the Taz- (Razmatazz?)

Taz and Tina sitting inna tree-
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love, then comes marriage
then comes TROUBLE inna baby carriage! (or insert any two sylable name that strikes yer fancy)

Oh. Well, yeah, I knew that much.
I thought it was gonna be a scenario like the Star-Spangled Banner. That's got what, five verses? Or three? *shrug*

[Sgt. Howard]

Oh. Well, yeah, I knew that much.
I thought it was gonna be a scenario like the Star-Spangled Banner. That's got what, five verses? Or three? *shrug*

Four... and if you want to irritate liberals, learn them all and sing them whenever you can... especially the last verse

O thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation.
Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the Heav'n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

[TazManiac]

Hmm, It's been pondered before as to whether Tina is (still?) fertile or not, and if so what might her kids be like.

But MooooOOOooom, all we did was sit inna treeeeeee..!

[Sgt. Howard]

Hmm, It's been pondered before as to whether Tina is (still?) fertile or not, and if so what might her kids be like.

But MooooOOOooom, all we did was sit inna treeeeeee..!

Last tally of her age pegged her at 36- if children are an idea, her clock is ticking and close to terminus. I think it has already been established that her body is alive, but the brain has no contact. She can get the flu, she eats and (I assume) eliminates... it is not too far fetched to think she menstruates. Once past the big 4-0, THAT is likely to stop at any time.

[AmriloJim]

(throws a copy of "Great accomplishments as Governer of California" by Jerry Brown... all two pages... and most of it is pictures...into the pun vault)

I find it appropriate that I stumble across this line within hours of hearing about the release of "Just One Look," a digitally-remastered definitive collection of the works of a barefoot gal from Tucson.

[Sgt. Howard]

Interesting aside- we know that Tina 1.0 is the daughter of a 'notorious drug lord'- any kin to Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera, who escaped from prison last month? AND... is it possible said 'Daddy Dearest' might pay 'Daddy's little girl' a visit?

... just thought I'd ask...

[TazManiac]

...And where is that thing, that I gave you that time?...

[Sgt. Howard]

...And where is that thing, that I gave you that time?...

?... are you talking about that stupid cake with the file in it?!? I broke two teeth on that!

[TazManiac]

I was thinking more of a satchel of 'something', or maybe a shoebox with green printed paper inside, or certificates, or a key with a bank's name on it...

[Sgt. Howard]

I was thinking more of a satchel of 'something', or maybe a shoebox with green printed paper inside, or certificates, or a key with a bank's name on it...

AHEM! we don't talk about that here...

[Sgt. Howard]

Hey Taz- yer date is flashing a cop!

[TazManiac]

Baby's got skills....

(I'm still working on a 'Fast & Furious' reference...)

[GlytchMeister]

The car in question (I forgot the real name) is soooo not F&F's style. More like... Classic Bond, maybe?

[jwhouk]

The car in question (I forgot the real name) is soooo not F&F's style. More like... Classic Bond, maybe?

More like Get Smart...

[Sgt. Howard]

The origional 'Bondmobile' was an Astin-Martin. Maxwell Smart drove the Sunbeam.

[jwhouk]

The current Bond-mobile is an Aston Martin. EON loves their tie-in with them.

[TazManiac]

Look, they just finished the Seventh installment. Its time to mix it up a bit....*

Besides, if they only hadn't gone for the widest demographic/biggest paycheck and had instead made the series with Grown-folk they could cast a Tina type mystery girl in a way as to lend some depth and comic relief at the same time...


*Some ol Vintage Guys roar up, in Vintage Hardware and give them a learn'n...

[Sgt. Howard]

Look, they just finished the Seventh installment. Its time to mix it up a bit....*

Besides, if they only hadn't gone for the widest demographic/biggest paycheck and had instead made the series with Grown-folk they could cast a Tina type mystery girl in a way as to lend some depth and comic relief at the same time...


*Some ol Vintage Guys roar up, in Vintage Hardware and give them a learn'n...

Let's cast BRANDI as Bond! WHOOOT!!! Give the bad guys the bird while she EATS the bullets they shoot at her and SPITS THEM BACK with DEADLY ACCURACY! Hires BUD as a safecracker (remember the submarine hatch?), have Greg and Al team up to be the equivilant of "Q", where they constantly snipe at each other's engineering, Al calling Greg a 'Bailing wire Bodge artist' and Greg calling Al a 'Master of the unessential'. Phix as 'M'! NUDGE AS THE CIA LIASON!!!
And of course, Brandi goes through a pile of paramours each movie, just like a true 007- ("...anything less than 5 is foreplay...")! Katherine could be an international Phd. type (which she is) and becomes kidnapped... but by the time help arrives, her captors hand her over happily because of all the trouble she has been ("Ransom of the Rd Chief", anyone?")... meanwhile, Buck has been captured and about to be rendered into glue...

...and what about Naomi?...aw, screw her...

...I will now retire and take my meds... I've been a bad boy...