Tina, Tina, boBinna
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- GlytchMeister
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I wonder how I would fit in there...
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
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And, of course, the head of SPECTRE turns out to be....
Tina Rosario Aldaco Guzman.
Tina Rosario Aldaco Guzman.
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But NOT our Tina 2.1 (or whatever number we're on now).jwhouk wrote:And, of course, the head of SPECTRE turns out to be....
Tina Rosario Aldaco Guzman.
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
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NO! MAMA DEAREST GOTLIEB!!!GlytchMeister wrote:But NOT our Tina 2.1 (or whatever number we're on now).jwhouk wrote:And, of course, the head of SPECTRE turns out to be....
Tina Rosario Aldaco Guzman.
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So... which Bond film should we parody with the cast?
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Tina = Bond Girl.
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We don't have enough villians
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No question: Casino Royale (the original, not the 2006 version). It's already got its tongue firmly in its cheek.jwhouk wrote:So... which Bond film should we parody with the cast?
The qualities of a good spy are discussed starting at around 3:10 - 3:45 in the film. I wonder which of the cast could play Debussy and might have sojourned in Tibet?
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We have to get Miss Julie involved!
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I can be a villain.
My evil laugh is quite good.
My evil laugh is quite good.
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
Re: Tina, Tina, boBinna
Speak of the devil and she will appear.
I agree that Casino Royale is easy to spoof because it already is one...And I do love me some Peter Sellers...but I'm a hardcore Goldfinger fan. That film is as easy if not easier to spoof ("Ejector seat? You're joking!")...or You Only Live Twice (for the volcano lair if nothing else)...
I agree that Casino Royale is easy to spoof because it already is one...And I do love me some Peter Sellers...but I'm a hardcore Goldfinger fan. That film is as easy if not easier to spoof ("Ejector seat? You're joking!")...or You Only Live Twice (for the volcano lair if nothing else)...
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The best thing would be to take a few out of the various Bond films - just so everyone KNOWS what you're doing - and go from there.
I'm not 100% sure Brandi would be the ideal surrogate Bond, though. It'd seem too blaxsploitation-like.
I'm not 100% sure Brandi would be the ideal surrogate Bond, though. It'd seem too blaxsploitation-like.
"Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
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She's also a tad too brilliant. Bond is canny, but usually the super-geniuses are on the bad guy's side or working in Q branch.jwhouk wrote:The best thing would be to take a few out of the various Bond films - just so everyone KNOWS what you're doing - and go from there.
I'm not 100% sure Brandi would be the ideal surrogate Bond, though. It'd seem too blaxsploitation-like.
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"Budur. Acacia Budur."
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"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
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Could be. Bond was portrayed as having the metabolism of a golem.jwhouk wrote:"Budur. Acacia Budur."
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I would script it to parody several Bond films, the Man from Uncle, Get Smart (how do you parody a parody?), Young Frankenstein, any number of Sherlock Holmes references... hell, I would throw in 'Who's on first' and/or 'Casey at the bat' without too much effort...izard of Oz... (Mama Gotlieb riding a 'Mad Max' moped to the tune used as the witch's/knarley old biddy's theme!)-
Anybody ever see 'Top Secret?" THAT's what I'm talking about
Anybody ever see 'Top Secret?" THAT's what I'm talking about
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"It took our doctors over two hours, just to get the smile off of his face."Sgt. Howard wrote:Anybody ever see 'Top Secret?" THAT's what I'm talking about
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Now, see? I'd like to take it in a whole other direction; dark, serious, Homage- yes, but not parody.
Here's a whole 'nother thought.
Tina in 'Ghost in the Shell'.
edit- Here is a link to a (big) picture of the Major; http://media.animevice.com/uploads/1/12 ... sanagi.jpg in a very 'Tina home alone' type feeling...
Here's a whole 'nother thought.
Tina in 'Ghost in the Shell'.
edit- Here is a link to a (big) picture of the Major; http://media.animevice.com/uploads/1/12 ... sanagi.jpg in a very 'Tina home alone' type feeling...
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Yes...I like that idea much better than Brandi Bond.jwhouk wrote:"Budur. Acacia Budur."
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Sounds like a brand of glue.Julie wrote:Yes...I like that idea much better than Brandi Bond.
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