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Sgt. Howard wrote:.50 BMG at this writing is $1.57 a pop- a pre-frontal lobotomy can be done with an ice pick.
Or for the solid-gold platinum-plated diamond-studded version, an MBA.

GlytchMeister wrote:Glytch hasn't even built a death ray yet! Just you wait! :lol: :twisted:
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GlytchMeister wrote:*deposits a DEAD Agrilus planipennis*
Well, it's a shame to terminate the life of any being, but in this case I think you probably did the right thing. Those borers are voracious, and they're a real problem in the paranormal world as well. They've been known to attack several varieties of paranormals, mistaking them for their normal host plants.

I'm sure DinkyInky will appreciate your caution. She wouldn't appreciate it if you'd unleashed an Emerauld borer which made an ash of her sylph.

(Carefully crushes several dried pyrethrum flowers and dusts the Pun Jar and surroundings with the powder... better safe than sorry.)
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Dave wrote:
GlytchMeister wrote:*deposits a DEAD Agrilus planipennis*
Well, it's a shame to terminate the life of any being, but in this case I think you probably did the right thing. Those borers are voracious, and they're a real problem in the paranormal world as well. They've been known to attack several varieties of paranormals, mistaking them for their normal host plants.
That's... Actually a really cool idea... I almost want to... Hmm...
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
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GlytchMeister wrote:That's... Actually a really cool idea... I almost want to... Hmm...
Put the CRISPR splicer down and step back away from the PCR apparatus, Glytch!

Mad scientist or no, reanimating a bunch of pawn hearts and unleashing a mutant plague of lighthouse keepers is something the world doesn't need right now.
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Dave wrote:
GlytchMeister wrote:That's... Actually a really cool idea... I almost want to... Hmm...
Put the CRISPR splicer down and step back away from the PCR apparatus, Glytch!

Mad scientist or no, reanimating a bunch of pawn hearts and unleashing a mutant plague of lighthouse keepers is something the world doesn't need right now.
Oh, no. No, Glytch is of a similar opinion with Tony Stark when it comes to fiddling with biology. He's always felt that hardware was much more reliable.

No, the idea was for Glytch-the-author.
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Dave wrote: . . . (Carefully crushes several dried pyrethrum flowers and dusts the Pun Jar and surroundings with the powder... better safe than sorry.)
/Flees far far away/

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Dave wrote:
GlytchMeister wrote:*deposits a DEAD Agrilus planipennis*
Well, it's a shame to terminate the life of any being, but in this case I think you probably did the right thing. Those borers are voracious, and they're a real problem in the paranormal world as well. They've been known to attack several varieties of paranormals, mistaking them for their normal host plants.

I'm sure DinkyInky will appreciate your caution. She wouldn't appreciate it if you'd unleashed an Emerauld borer which made an ash of her sylph.

(Carefully crushes several dried pyrethrum flowers and dusts the Pun Jar and surroundings with the powder... better safe than sorry.)
*a figure steps out of the shadows and shoots a volley of arrows into the pun jar, making a Dave shaped form in the wall, leaving as she came*
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