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I'm In-Corgi-Able

Post by In-Corgi-Able » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:03 pm

I'm a teacher of physics, a programmer of computers, a maker of shavings, and a melter of metal.

My screenname here is a reference to this strip from Questionable Content. http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3422
It was funny! It was hilarious! He was on fire!

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Post by jwhouk » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:07 pm

Welcome to Wapsi Square! Sorry, our barista doesn't snark on people.
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Post by Sgt. Howard » Tue Feb 28, 2017 11:43 am

Welcome to the mad house!- Beware of Dave, our resident chief punster. Careful who you flirt with, there's been some serious hook-ups on this site. And if you want to waste our time talking about explosives... I'm all ears... we LIKE things that go 'boom!' I did an experiment that took down half the science building in high school and got me banned from chemistry...
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Post by Dave » Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:40 pm

Sgt. Howard wrote:Beware of Dave, our resident chief punster.
Now, Greg, I think you're being a bit harsh, aren't you? You know that it's been weeks since any of my puns have caused convulsions or nightmares. And, as for that unfortunate fellow back in September, we know he'd been watching the Presidential campaign debates, and so was certainly predisposed to spontaneous rupture of the spleen... blaming it entirely on my puns really isn't appropriate.

Interesting school science experiments that go boom... I'd really love to see somebody reproduce that experimental work in Richmond in the early days of rocketry... making a hobby-rocket which uses mercaptans as fuel would be memorable, to say the least.

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Post by Sgt. Howard » Tue Feb 28, 2017 11:15 pm

Dave wrote:
Sgt. Howard wrote:Beware of Dave, our resident chief punster.
Now, Greg, I think you're being a bit harsh, aren't you? You know that it's been weeks since any of my puns have caused convulsions or nightmares. And, as for that unfortunate fellow back in September, we know he'd been watching the Presidential campaign debates, and so was certainly predisposed to spontaneous rupture of the spleen... blaming it entirely on my puns really isn't appropriate.

Interesting school science experiments that go boom... I'd really love to see somebody reproduce that experimental work in Richmond in the early days of rocketry... making a hobby-rocket which uses mercaptans as fuel would be memorable, to say the least.
You are on three government watch-lists just because of your puns!!!! (Of course, so am I... BUT LIMERICKS ARE DIFFERENT!!!
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Post by TazManiac » Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:43 am

Now, now... We all can be sure the folks with exceptional talents have either been hip-checked into the boards or co-op't by the powers that be;
We shan't speak on Dave's prodigious connections anon, lest we expose to the suffrage of daylight's UV type deconstruction, those bits of information matrix that decompose under too much scrutiny...

in other words.... shaaaduUUUUuuupppt, bout dat...


Oh, & Welcome.

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Post by In-Corgi-Able » Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:24 am

Ah, c'mon! These days, if you're not on at least three government lists, you're not living life hard enough.
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Post by GlytchMeister » Wed Mar 01, 2017 7:30 am

I'm pretty sure the NSA has made a drinking game based on my Internet searches.
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!

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Post by Dave » Wed Mar 01, 2017 11:14 am

Sgt. Howard wrote:You are on three government watch-lists just because of your puns!!!! (Of course, so am I... BUT LIMERICKS ARE DIFFERENT!!!
Quite different. Very far apart, in fact.

Limerick is in Ireland, and is near sea level. Point Pun is in Colorado, with its peak at over 13,000 feet. It's quite obvious which of the two is the higher form.

On the other hand,

There once was a Sargeant named Greg
whose humor was quite a square peg.
He thought limericks were cool,
and quite a great tool,
but that puns would oft' lay an egg.
:twisted:

and there may be some truth to that at times.

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Re: I'm In-Corgi-Able

Post by Sgt. Howard » Thu Mar 02, 2017 1:36 am

"Twas once there a punster named Dave,
'twas punning the one thing he craved,
he sought his vile fun, with pun after pun,
'till his friends locked him up in a cave!
Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
I speak fluent Limrick-
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Post by Typeminer » Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:32 pm

There once was a man
From Nantucket whose haiku
Really did suck it

Been saving that one for Sarge. :mrgreen:
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Post by GlytchMeister » Fri Mar 10, 2017 5:59 am

...you're combining haiku and limerick... Haiku with rhyming? Or a very short limerick?

...

I think this is one of those things you don't do, because they might cause a Warp Core Breach or something.
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!

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Re: I'm In-Corgi-Able

Post by Sgt. Howard » Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:00 pm

Nawp... but you WILL have pimples sprouting with each pubic hair for this type of degeneracy.
Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
I speak fluent Limrick-
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