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WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.

Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 9:37 pm
by scantrontb
Welcome Aboard, Sir or Ma'am... and I'm glad that you liked the comic well enough to subscribe... even if the reason you finally signed up was just because of one strip, we hope you'll hang around and post some more, too!

Re: WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.

Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 1:39 am
by TazManiac
Now, who's going to clean up all these streamers and confetti and balloons that dropped from the ceiling?

:)

Re: WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.

Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 1:53 am
by GlytchMeister
Eeehhh, it makes the place look cheerful. Let's just leave it.

Re: WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.

Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 7:46 am
by jwhouk
The Library is self-healing. It'll be cleaned up.

Re: WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.

Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 10:22 am
by Dave
Perhaps, but it'd be better not to wait until the Library gets around to running the autosweep. Apos are terribly allergic to Silly String, and we wouldn't want them to be any more cranky and irritable than usual, would we?

I'll get the Kirby and the extension cord... one of you guys can drive the Zamboni this time.

Re: WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.

Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 1:55 pm
by Sgt. Howard
Dave wrote:Perhaps, but it'd be better not to wait until the Library gets around to running the autosweep. Apos are terribly allergic to Silly String, and we wouldn't want them to be any more cranky and irritable than usual, would we?

I'll get the Kirby and the extension cord... one of you guys can drive the Zamboni this time.

OH! OH! OH! CAN I? I ALWAYS WANTED TO DRIVE ONE!!!

Re: WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.

Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 2:42 pm
by Dave
But of course!

Image

Re: WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.

Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 3:59 pm
by jwhouk
Wait a minute... We have a zamboni?

AND I WASN'T TOLD ABOUT IT??????

THOOM THOOM THOOOM THOOOOM THOOOM THOOOOOOMMM!

Re: WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.

Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 4:22 pm
by Dave
Sorry about that, jwhouk. I think you were on a vacation/photo shoot in Minneapolis when we held the meeting at which the donation was announced. Close proximity to all of those caramel lattes seems to have jammed the signal to your phone when we tried to Skype you in... :(

Re: WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.

Posted: Sat May 16, 2015 7:42 pm
by Sgt. Howard
ok... this is the clutch... this is the ... gear shift?... maybe... oh, that's the brakes... throttle?... throttle... right... and turn the key... ok, engine is running... push in the clutch... this feels like it ought to be first gear.... HAAAAAAALP!!!!! GETOUTTAMYWAY!!!! LOOKOUT!!! SHIIIIIIT!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! TURNKEYOFFTURNKEYOFFTURNKEY..... (pant pant pant pant)... ok... damage?... minimal... I owe Nudge lunch, it appears... oh, there WAS a column of shelves there, right?... ok, that is self-repairing... why are my pants wet?... oh... I'll... I'll be right back....


... jwhouk, you said you wanted to drive this thing? I'll have to clean the seat first...

Re: WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.

Posted: Sat May 16, 2015 8:30 pm
by jwhouk
Heh... Zambonis generally don't have clutches. They're one-speed machines.

Re: WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.

Posted: Sat May 16, 2015 8:53 pm
by GlytchMeister
jwhouk wrote:Heh... Zambonis generally don't have clutches. They're one-speed machines.
Unless you let a redneck with a need for speed at it. I've heard of lawnmowers hitting 80mph.

Re: WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.

Posted: Sat May 16, 2015 9:22 pm
by Sgt. Howard
jwhouk wrote:Heh... Zambonis generally don't have clutches. They're one-speed machines.
... so... if this thing isn't a zamboni... what did I just demolish Nudges' lunch, two book columns and an ancient urn with?... and why was that thing in the library?... a racing lawnmower?!? WHAT THE HELL IS A RACING LAWNMOWER DOING IN HERE?!? ... and why didn't anyone tell me this is not a zamboni...?


- dudes... in truth, I am a political refugee... from the People's Soviet Socialist Republik of Kalifornicatia. As a known conservative, I was an 'enemy of the state' and had to flee. As such, I don't know a zamboni from a player piano... I just always wanted to drive one...

Re: WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.

Posted: Sun May 17, 2015 7:28 am
by jwhouk
Sgt. Howard wrote: - dudes... in truth, I am a political refugee... from the People's Soviet Socialist Republik of Kalifornicatia. As a known conservative, I was an 'enemy of the state' and had to flee. As such, I don't know a zamboni from a player piano... I just always wanted to drive one...
So do these guys. They wrote a song about it.

Re: WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.

Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 5:54 am
by MerchManDan
jwhouk wrote:
Sgt. Howard wrote: I don't know a zamboni from a player piano... I just always wanted to drive one...
So do these guys. They wrote a song about it.
"...all over Saskatchewan."

Re: WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 11:41 pm
by scantrontb
Sgt. Howard wrote:ok... this is the clutch... this is the ... gear shift?... maybe... oh, that's the brakes... throttle?... throttle... right... and turn the key... ok, engine is running... push in the clutch... this feels like it ought to be first gear.... HAAAAAAALP!!!!! GETOUTTAMYWAY!!!! LOOKOUT!!! SHIIIIIIT!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! TURNKEYOFFTURNKEYOFFTURNKEY..... (pant pant pant pant)... ok... damage?... minimal... I owe Nudge lunch, it appears... oh, there WAS a column of shelves there, right?... ok, that is self-repairing... why are my pants wet?... oh... I'll... I'll be right back....


... jwhouk, you said you wanted to drive this thing? I'll have to clean the seat first...
ya' know... you ALMOST quoted Wreckit' Ralph... for some odd reason i went and saw that movie multiple times in the theater and that set of scenes is one of the best parts of the movie.