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WOOT!! 500 Memberss!!! CatastropheJones.

Postby scantrontb » Thu May 14, 2015 9:37 pm

Welcome Aboard, Sir or Ma'am... and I'm glad that you liked the comic well enough to subscribe... even if the reason you finally signed up was just because of one strip, we hope you'll hang around and post some more, too!
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Postby TazManiac » Fri May 15, 2015 1:39 am

Now, who's going to clean up all these streamers and confetti and balloons that dropped from the ceiling?

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Postby GlytchMeister » Fri May 15, 2015 1:53 am

Eeehhh, it makes the place look cheerful. Let's just leave it.
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Postby jwhouk » Fri May 15, 2015 7:46 am

The Library is self-healing. It'll be cleaned up.
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Postby Dave » Fri May 15, 2015 10:22 am

Perhaps, but it'd be better not to wait until the Library gets around to running the autosweep. Apos are terribly allergic to Silly String, and we wouldn't want them to be any more cranky and irritable than usual, would we?

I'll get the Kirby and the extension cord... one of you guys can drive the Zamboni this time.
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Postby Sgt. Howard » Fri May 15, 2015 1:55 pm

Dave wrote:Perhaps, but it'd be better not to wait until the Library gets around to running the autosweep. Apos are terribly allergic to Silly String, and we wouldn't want them to be any more cranky and irritable than usual, would we?

I'll get the Kirby and the extension cord... one of you guys can drive the Zamboni this time.



OH! OH! OH! CAN I? I ALWAYS WANTED TO DRIVE ONE!!!
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Postby Dave » Fri May 15, 2015 2:42 pm

But of course!

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Postby jwhouk » Fri May 15, 2015 3:59 pm

Wait a minute... We have a zamboni?

AND I WASN'T TOLD ABOUT IT??????

THOOM THOOM THOOOM THOOOOM THOOOM THOOOOOOMMM!
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Postby Dave » Fri May 15, 2015 4:22 pm

Sorry about that, jwhouk. I think you were on a vacation/photo shoot in Minneapolis when we held the meeting at which the donation was announced. Close proximity to all of those caramel lattes seems to have jammed the signal to your phone when we tried to Skype you in... :(
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Postby Sgt. Howard » Sat May 16, 2015 7:42 pm

ok... this is the clutch... this is the ... gear shift?... maybe... oh, that's the brakes... throttle?... throttle... right... and turn the key... ok, engine is running... push in the clutch... this feels like it ought to be first gear.... HAAAAAAALP!!!!! GETOUTTAMYWAY!!!! LOOKOUT!!! SHIIIIIIT!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! TURNKEYOFFTURNKEYOFFTURNKEY..... (pant pant pant pant)... ok... damage?... minimal... I owe Nudge lunch, it appears... oh, there WAS a column of shelves there, right?... ok, that is self-repairing... why are my pants wet?... oh... I'll... I'll be right back....


... jwhouk, you said you wanted to drive this thing? I'll have to clean the seat first...
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Postby jwhouk » Sat May 16, 2015 8:30 pm

Heh... Zambonis generally don't have clutches. They're one-speed machines.
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Postby GlytchMeister » Sat May 16, 2015 8:53 pm

jwhouk wrote:Heh... Zambonis generally don't have clutches. They're one-speed machines.


Unless you let a redneck with a need for speed at it. I've heard of lawnmowers hitting 80mph.
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Postby Sgt. Howard » Sat May 16, 2015 9:22 pm

jwhouk wrote:Heh... Zambonis generally don't have clutches. They're one-speed machines.


... so... if this thing isn't a zamboni... what did I just demolish Nudges' lunch, two book columns and an ancient urn with?... and why was that thing in the library?... a racing lawnmower?!? WHAT THE HELL IS A RACING LAWNMOWER DOING IN HERE?!? ... and why didn't anyone tell me this is not a zamboni...?


- dudes... in truth, I am a political refugee... from the People's Soviet Socialist Republik of Kalifornicatia. As a known conservative, I was an 'enemy of the state' and had to flee. As such, I don't know a zamboni from a player piano... I just always wanted to drive one...
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Postby jwhouk » Sun May 17, 2015 7:28 am

Sgt. Howard wrote:- dudes... in truth, I am a political refugee... from the People's Soviet Socialist Republik of Kalifornicatia. As a known conservative, I was an 'enemy of the state' and had to flee. As such, I don't know a zamboni from a player piano... I just always wanted to drive one...


So do these guys. They wrote a song about it.
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Postby MerchManDan » Mon May 18, 2015 5:54 am

jwhouk wrote:
Sgt. Howard wrote:I don't know a zamboni from a player piano... I just always wanted to drive one...


So do these guys. They wrote a song about it.

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Postby scantrontb » Sun Jun 07, 2015 11:41 pm

Sgt. Howard wrote:ok... this is the clutch... this is the ... gear shift?... maybe... oh, that's the brakes... throttle?... throttle... right... and turn the key... ok, engine is running... push in the clutch... this feels like it ought to be first gear.... HAAAAAAALP!!!!! GETOUTTAMYWAY!!!! LOOKOUT!!! SHIIIIIIT!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! TURNKEYOFFTURNKEYOFFTURNKEY..... (pant pant pant pant)... ok... damage?... minimal... I owe Nudge lunch, it appears... oh, there WAS a column of shelves there, right?... ok, that is self-repairing... why are my pants wet?... oh... I'll... I'll be right back....


... jwhouk, you said you wanted to drive this thing? I'll have to clean the seat first...

ya' know... you ALMOST quoted Wreckit' Ralph... for some odd reason i went and saw that movie multiple times in the theater and that set of scenes is one of the best parts of the movie.
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