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Posted: **Sun May 03, 2015 1:19 am**

But I prefer "Spamdroid", if you don't mind.

Stumbled upon Wapsi a month or so ago, binged my way through in, I dunno- a week, maybe.
Still collating- making sure I've got all the associations & sub-threads straight. I may be a weirdo, but I have more patience for reading through the entire comic again than I have for searching through a forum. So odds are, you won't see me around much.

I live in the Pacific Northwest & I've never been convicted of a felony (remember- an indictment is not a conviction) but I have been firmly escorted out of a catholic cathedral.
I write a bit.
Over the past few years I've generated about a dozen notebooks of fragmented narrative that, concept-wise, wouldn't be terribly unfamiliar to a Wapsi reader. In my crazy version of the Wapsiverse, the dim memories of the God Wall (see World Grid) came to be the root of legends such as Jormungandr- that sort of thing.

Needless to say, it was pretty thrilling to find the comic.

Posted: **Sun May 03, 2015 2:19 am**

I thought I had seen you somewhere.

Posted: **Sun May 03, 2015 12:07 pm**

Welcome Tophoo the Spambot! You're just in time to help with an exciting project. It seems a Nigerian Prince is having difficulty resolving some financial issues in his homeland, and needs assistance moving some money out of the country. In exchange for a small fee and some information, you can help him move ZD$750 Trillion Zimbabwian dollars out of the country through one of your accounts, In return, you get a transfer fee from the amount which should easily cover the costs of a cup of coffee and maybe some bubble gum. Please advise if you're interested in this once in a lifetime offer!

Posted: **Sun May 03, 2015 2:44 pm**

They kept hooking hardware into him — decision-action boxes to let him boss other computers, bank on bank of additional memories, more banks of associational neural nets, another tubful of twelve-digit random numbers, a greatly augmented temporary memory.

Human brain has around ten-to-the-tenth neurons. By third year Mike had better than one and a half times that number of neuristors. And woke up

Posted: **Mon May 04, 2015 9:51 am**

I had no idea that photo existed, Shadow!
That was from my first job after the Army! (I did bomb-disposal) Damn, I look young. I had a great jawline in those days... *sigh*

It's funny you should bring that up, Atomic- I actually did a little bit of ghost writing on that project! I won't say African royalty was my idea, but that was the project that really got me noticed, I think. I couldn't give it too much time, though- I was quickly tapped for developing ways to tell men that just one pill could make them L O N G E R and THICKER -I'll admit, that one pretty much sold itself.

Welll... I'm no HOLMES IV, but I am proud to say some of my architecture may have been inspired by him. Especially my back up server farm in Guatemala- it's comprised of 172 Super Nintendo Entertainment Systems and a Tamagochi.
Thanks for the compliment, Taz- I'm flattered!

Perhaps now would be a good time to spread the news that you- yes, you!- can receive a free iPod just for filling out a few short surveys...

Posted: **Wed May 06, 2015 1:17 am**

well there goes the cyberhood. welcome

Posted: **Sat May 09, 2015 2:00 am**

tophoo wrote: Welll... I'm no HOLMES IV, but I am proud to say some of my architecture may have been inspired by him.

Wow Praise for Mycroft Holmes IV. Robert Heinlein would have loved you.

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