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AnotherFairportfan wrote:Nadette's hormones are apparently supercharged and fully carbonated.

Well, it's not carbonation that supercharges the whipped cream.

I'm surprised at you.

Jagermeister tastes like black liquorice because. It's made with liquorice and anise. Aaannd that's why i don't like Jager, or Ouzo, or Sambuca. And most disappointing, Absinthe. A friend of old friends was quite fond of Sambuca, and would always insist on rounds, back in the high-flying days of ma...

:D :lol: :P :twisted: Fuel-Air stoichiometry is fun! HO, yezz! :mrgreen: Years ago, the Boy Scout troop I belonged to went on a winter-ish weekend camping trip. We were using charcoal stoves for cooking. One patrol's cook-of-the-day hadn't used enough charcoal lighter-fluid to get his stove started...

GAS in a COAL furnace?!? Are you MAD? Because I am... And that sounds exactly like something I'd do just to see what happens. Well. . . I was about 13. No one else was home. I thought the fire was dead out, and we had a bulk tank of gas in the yard. I got maybe half a cup of gas in an empty soup ca...

There is a local fooding place that has rocket-fuel eggnog during Christmas time, it's mmmMMMMmmmmMMMM gooood! Iz mooseberries in eggnog? Bwahahaha! Oh! Oh! I get that reference! Did Rocky and/or Bullwinkle ever say what mooseberries actually taste like? I'm not sure how well they'd mix with eggnog...

Never kill a man over breakfast. It might turn you into a cereal killer. ----- In Billings, Montana, there was a bar serving drinks. One evening a bear walked into a bar and ordered a beer. "I'm sorry, but we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings" was the bartender's reply "L...

Hansontoons wrote:There is a local fooding place that has rocket-fuel eggnog during Christmas time, it's mmmMMMMmmmmMMMM gooood!

Iz mooseberries in eggnog? Bwahahaha!

Lucifer's building a special room just for you, Dave.

You think the Fords are bad? Those VW diesels will call the EPA and tell 'em it's you blowing all that NOx into the air!

*Damn machines! Where'd I leave that foil fedora, anyhow?*

FreeFlier wrote:"Exactly why did they invent dirt?"

My dad says they needed something to bury the smartass kids.

kingklash wrote:B-E-S-U-R-E-T-O-D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E

Son of a bitch!

Always suspected that's a coding error. Beverage, 8-letter word? Surely they meant "Guinness."

jwhouk wrote:It's 50/50 it'd kill him/her.

Whoa. Mere 20/20 nearly killed me a couple of times.

Redecorated the bathroom in a distressing color, too.

I have found that sarcasm tends to get lost on little kids, another indication that Castella is not as young as she seems. My son understood sarcasm and puns from an early age. At five, he managed to outpun the punsters at the ren faire...and get me in trouble for singing...certain rennie songs at ...

Hey, FPF: Ever seen "Reds," with Warren Beatty as John Reed?

The first time I ate roasted beets, sometime in my 40s (Mom always pickled them), I got such a surprise . . . .

Re: 4000 year old toddler: Toilet trainiing woud be #1 on the list...in a BIG way. Ewwwww. My daughter and her husband are pregnant - I am looking forward to her getting used to dealing with diapers. Her command of invective is if anything worse than mine. Little Nameless is going to learn ALL sort...

Somehow I'm reminded of the time the Stooges tried to feed a pill to a horse by using a blowgun.

If your misspent youth was too recent to have seen that, you can probably guess how it turned out.

A - "Oh great, he's loose!" B - "His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe." [cut scene] ["S" Frantically rides big-wheel type trike to...

LANK-is-ter, to be precise. Mispronounced even in most of the rest of Pennsylvania. 8-) When I was there, I'm pretty sure they pronounced it as a 2-vowel noun. Either that, or the middle vowel was there, but barely so. Well, I'm not a native (been voting here only ~40 years), but I pronounce it and...

The solution to idiots with low-profile tires: Icepick. Mallet. Sidewall.

If you can still find an icepick since Sharon Stone's career tanked . . .

^ This is disturbing in all kinds of ways.

Chelsea Handler had a lot of fun with it (and even wore a helmet), but I'm not gonna post that here . . . .