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jwhouk wrote:That ain't Jai Alai that they're playing. That's Field Hockey. Big difference.

Jai Alai is deadly brutal. Ask any Haitian about the Fronton Macoutes.

I've heard that kind of snoring too many times. Hang in there, man.

Tricky thing with Ethiopian restaurants is you can't be sure whether they'll have food.

Depends on whether they're having a teff year.

Hansontoons wrote:

Jabberwonky wrote:if a kindergarden is a gathering place for children...

That's why it's pronounced 'who-garden"!

Dr. Hoe?

Nice radio, btw.

Jabberwonky wrote:Oops...and Soaryama...

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[Japanese]Kiss my shiny metal ass, meatbag![/Japanese]

Catawampus wrote:

lake_wrangler wrote:You mean, they'll turn her ear into a grocery store???

Hey, that way the food supply will wax more often than it will wane.

I guess you could say that Nadette and Atsali are Sole mates... Well, I could suggest that an erotic foot-rub involving two young ladies who are girlfriends, could end up in a "fille-lay of sole" situation, but that would probably hurt even more, so I really shouldn't, should I? I could b...

Sgt. Howard wrote:"She wanna put de lime in her coconut..."

An' call de Doctor, mix 'im all up?

I hated stoichiometry in school. I love stoichiometry in real life. :twisted: I did not learn just a hell of a lot in college. But I did learn how to decant pressurized liquids into open containers, wrap finely divided materials in small pieces of paper, and count the atoms on either side of a reac...

DilyV wrote:Wonders how many people want to strangle that fuggin' ground hog?

You know, in Pennsylvania, despite all the hoohah, groundhogs are not protected game animals. It's legal to shoot them any day of the year.

There's a reason for that.

Now do your Black Rye bread dough, kneading and rising three times. Bake bread at 350 degrees for 45 minutes. DON'T YOU DARE USE MARGARINE ON THIS!!! Unsalted butter only. Bet goat cheese would be good on that bread for breakfast, though. Details on the rye dough? Is that a variety of pumpernickel?

I had a pet squirrel for some years. Found a nestling on the sidewalk after a bad storm and took it in. Mostly, he seemed to think he was a tiny little dog with a real jones for peanuts. He would sit on my shoulder or nestle under my beard. Anyhow, one time I startled him in his nest, and he bit my ...

Mom is having a tech crisis with her job with my technologically-challenged aunt who for some rediculous reason decided using a Macintosh when the rest of the organization she works for uses PC's was a good idea. I liked Macs better than PCs when I used them at work, two employers and 14 years ago,...

All this reminds me of a great old Thimble Theater strip. Popeye's granny asks him to go downtown and get her a pair of knitting needles. So he goes downtown all happy, thinking Granny is gonna knit him a pair of socks or mittens or something. Later, he looks in on Granny to see how she's doing. She...

Huh. Like how gas prices are always $X.XX9? That's always confused me. Why do we use pieces of money smaller than pennies? To me, it seems like it just adds needless complications... Hell, pennies are going out of style anyway. A lot of people are wondering why we still have them. It's a very effec...

oldmanmickey wrote:curious, mine was Neutral Good Human Wizard (8th Level)

I came up Neutral Good Human Wizard (7th level).

I don't know a lot about D&D. Do we have a noncompetition agreement with the Park, Reverse, and Drive Wizards?

Wow, the comic sure is early, today... I wonder if Krystle will elaborate on the next comic, or if she'll leave us hanging, like that... She actually lit one of her farts at WalMart, and it made the internet because it was caught on a security camera- it went viral for three months and her family h...

Catawampus wrote:Would the story in question be "Expendable" by Philip K. Dick?

Confirmed. I just happened to have an anthology of Dick stories handy.

I think the bird in FPF's images is a black vulture. I'm not the best at identifying the varieties, though.

I knew an engineer who, back in the day when technical drawings were done in ink, had a co-worker he was annoyed with who had just spent two days doing a very intricate view . . . when the victim went to lunch, the other guy went over to his board and (after checking the ink was dry) stuck down a s...