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by Sgt. Howard
Mon Mar 16, 2015 12:17 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Psych 2015-03-16
Replies: 31
Views: 12562

Re: Psych 2015-03-16

Dave wrote:
(That kid's going to get herself chopped up for composting one of these days if she isn't careful!)

:
... if Atsali runs her over with a lawnmower,does she wind up with salad?

... btw, hope you and your son IS doing much better, Paul-
by Sgt. Howard
Sat Mar 14, 2015 6:10 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Like OMG 2015-03-13
Replies: 56
Views: 22523

Re: Like OMG 2015-03-13

illiad wrote: {private ryan} or something is FUBAR... If you have young ears, that's german!! :mrgreen: :roll:
Deutsch? Es glaupt Es Mir nicht- Und auch weiss Ich was "FUBAR" bedeuten!"
by Sgt. Howard
Sat Mar 14, 2015 6:06 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Like OMG 2015-03-13
Replies: 56
Views: 22523

Re: Like OMG 2015-03-13

Get better Paul, you AND your boy- THAT's a direct order from the old Sgt.

... did somebody mention beerfest? AND I MISSED IT?!?
by Sgt. Howard
Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:12 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Like OMG 2015-03-13
Replies: 56
Views: 22523

Re: Like OMG 2015-03-13

FRAPPIN' BLAPPIN' SLALOZAMINE TARPITS!!!

... oh well... I'll wait for Monday like everybody else... and I was hoping for something to get me through tomorrow's marathon of twelve surgeries...
by Sgt. Howard
Thu Mar 12, 2015 6:42 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: A Boy Calling 2015-03-12
Replies: 81
Views: 33178

Re: A Boy Calling 2015-03-12

Katherine has shown remarkable wisdom with both of these children- an insane task with normal humans that are not your own flesh and blood, leave alone supernaturals. That she has had parenting class would seem only logical (assuming one knew them to be available) - yet we need to remember this is t...
by Sgt. Howard
Thu Mar 12, 2015 12:29 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: A Boy Calling 2015-03-12
Replies: 81
Views: 33178

Re: A Boy Calling 2015-03-12

Somebody mentioned that sirens can shrug off romantic affection or that Atsali was doing so partly due to her siren nature. I can't remember who, but they get a cookie. Ugh. This is a bad time for stuff to be added in. I already mentioned this issue was like staring too closely at a fractal. Adding...
by Sgt. Howard
Thu Mar 12, 2015 12:19 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Have Known 2015-03-11
Replies: 39
Views: 16442

Re: Have Known 2015-03-11

illiad wrote:Too many people are thinking with their corrupted minds, and have forgotten what it was like when they had NO idea of the sexual world...
I am probably the most corrupt one of the lot, but I actually remember being that clueless... read my earlier text
by Sgt. Howard
Wed Mar 11, 2015 7:44 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Have Known 2015-03-11
Replies: 39
Views: 16442

Re: Have Known 2015-03-11

I will turn 61 in August- yet I remember quite well a number of ladies in high school who I did not realize saw me as attractive until they told me at the ten-year reunion... with that info in mind, I can recall several moments where they were basically daring me to kiss them and I did not get the h...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Mar 09, 2015 12:30 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: All-Purpose Animal 2015-03-09
Replies: 37
Views: 14616

Re: All-Purpose Animal 2015-03-09

shadowinthelight wrote:It's a good thing Nadette doesn't have hands right now because facepalming would mean slapping Atsali's butt in front of her grandmother.
... given where her voice is coming from, I would suspect the top of her boobs would be 'ground zero'
by Sgt. Howard
Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:27 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Cat Suit 2015-03-06
Replies: 58
Views: 22898

Re: Cat Suit 2015-03-06

Nailed it right on the thumb! OK Gramma Lily, how did you know about this situation? Is this because vampires smell guilt?
by Sgt. Howard
Thu Mar 05, 2015 1:20 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Chest Cold 2015-03-05
Replies: 19
Views: 7297

Re: Chest Cold 2015-03-05

Could be worse- suppose Nadette farted...?
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Mar 03, 2015 12:55 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Stop and Think 2015-03-03
Replies: 36
Views: 14009

Re: Stop and Think 2015-03-03

Welcome back to humanity, Lilly- there are those who have missed you even though they did not know you to exist. I suspect the library has already formulated your corporal transformation back to mortal flesh... but your soul is leading the way.

We are proud-
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:50 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Glowing 2015-03-02
Replies: 81
Views: 33248

Re: Glowing 2015-03-02

[quote="Thor We'd be reduced to dubious limericks and discussing how old we all are. quote]


... my second will contact you on this matter... SAH!
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:30 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Glowing 2015-03-02
Replies: 81
Views: 33248

Re: Glowing 2015-03-02

So the two survived their daft plan (ee) but were found by a quite irate Granny to make matters worse Nadette spotted her first with her eyes perched on Atsali's fanny! ... all seriousness aside, what of the signal that started this whole escapade? And... as the anti-matter bomb was triggered by the...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Mar 02, 2015 1:27 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Glowing 2015-03-02
Replies: 81
Views: 33248

Re: Glowing 2015-03-02

"... cause I only have eyes, for you... dear..."
Sali's butt is looking... well...
... at least the head is not UP the...


does any of that constitute a pun? The middle one perhaps...


deposits a SpongeBob Squarepants into the pun jar... only to watch it giggle and run away...
by Sgt. Howard
Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:22 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Got Her Covered 2015-02-27
Replies: 68
Views: 27136

Re: Got Her Covered 2015-02-27

In escaping the dread anti-matter, those two down the hallway did clatter, where at a bum route they found way out involving a wild ride and shatter Nadette hooked Sali to a rocket, kicked the button and snuzzeled her locket, with a bang and a woof they went through the roof Nadette's face in 'Sali'...
by Sgt. Howard
Fri Feb 27, 2015 12:51 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Got Her Covered 2015-02-27
Replies: 68
Views: 27136

Re: Got Her Covered 2015-02-27

AmriloJim wrote:
Opus the Poet wrote:Methnks Nadette is bearly happy.

(I'll go chase something down for the pun jar)
Remember the jar likes to charge whatever the traffic will bear.
or whatever the bear will traffic? Is that right?
by Sgt. Howard
Fri Feb 27, 2015 12:26 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Got Her Covered 2015-02-27
Replies: 68
Views: 27136

Re: Got Her Covered 2015-02-27

Did the seer foresee this? If so, forsooth did she see well indeed! And her eyes and hands have full run thereof- what a fantasy, being "Daisy Duke's overalls"!
by Sgt. Howard
Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:09 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Seperation 02-26-2015
Replies: 56
Views: 28543

Re: Seperation 02-26-2015

Regardless of the separation being intentional or no, I suspect the design required them to be INSIDE the capsule at this point- now, as has been pointed out by others... will 'Sali remember that she can fly AFTER she takes off the amulet?
by Sgt. Howard
Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:54 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Seperation 02-26-2015
Replies: 56
Views: 28543

Re: Seperation 02-26-2015

Martin baker?? did you mean this?? Martin Baker attempts a double backflip or this, I guess.. :P http://www.renishaw.com/media/img/gen/dfae7f42ab324e2ba184b34c4a8d9161.jpg I would say 'massive injury' is the one, unless we cannot see the M B from this angle... :/ And the 'top capsule' looks like it...