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DinkyInky wrote:Why not...corrupt the masses, yanno...right?

Can't be any worse than the damn hamster dance. I already have Lehrer's entire discography in memory - including Silent E and the Masochism Tango.

And BOTH versions of Lobachevsky.

ajr

:cry: Moman! C'est fini! :cry: C'est pas fini completment, mon petit chou...it fault q'uon arret pour souffler.... We have many, many stories to tell. Many happy ones, many funny ones, many sad ones...many stories. Right now Joe, Warrl and I are editing the final version of this tome for PDF public...

“WHAT!” “Phix, if you don’t believe me look at the front page of the Midwest regional “Paranormal Press” – I’m sure there’s a copy of it here somewhere being that this is a bloody LIBRARY!” Phix and Al headed immediately to the periodicals section reading desk – several copies of the Press were the...

There was nothing like the first cup of coffee on a cold, snowy morning – and this was a particularly good one. With his online subscription to the Midwest Regional Paranormal Press up on his screen in his office cubby at the manor he was happily going to enjoy his coffee and peruse the headlines, a...

"Jin, May - you OK?" "DO I LOOK OK YOU MORON!" "Alan, we're OK. Where are we?" "Off the road. I lost control of the car and we ended up in a ditch." "You need to see about getting us out. I can't leave Jin - and she's well on the way to delivering. Can yo...

With Jin and may stuffed into the back of the car, Alan again careened out of the parking lot. Driving faster than conditions would normally have allowed he returned to the highway, headed for the Twin Cities. One thought entered his tiny, overstrained mind - he had to get Jin to the hospital where ...

AN: Sarge and I have been collaborating on this one - poor man doesn't have time to scratch never mind write...so, I'm scribbling and we're plotting.. "Road trips are boooooringggg...why couldn't we have just poited to the flower show instead?" Jin sat in the passenger's seat of the car,c...

Your reactions gave me a unsettlingly evil grin... It's freaking out my coworkers... :twisted: I'm beginning to wonder whether I need to ask you (quite urgently) to compute, to the last digit, the value of pi? :shock: You can't do that - he'd end up pi-eyed...and Glytch doesn't drink! Deposits two ...

I think Castela is a perpetual "Warm n' fuzzy" generator. Reading her character as written by Paul, writing her character myself, or reading her character as written by you or Sarge or Dinky... (Did jwhouk or Taz write her too? I bet jwhouk did... Not so sure about Taz...) Anyway... No ma...

Mark N wrote:Well done. A truly beautiful piece.

When one becomes a member of a society, one does have to adapt...

DEFINITELY better than THunderball...and kudos to Joe Houk who came up with the suggestion.

Sgt. Howard wrote:

jwhouk wrote:Billens walked away, grumbling, "They never let me have any fun..."

...he was there too?

Are you surprised? IIRC he gave us time to get away...but I can't talk about that....

Sitting quietly in front of the fireplace, Al was nursing a cup of tea. Television did not interest him, and the hypnotic flickering of the fire was more than enough to hold his interest. Daisy was about the house on her own tasks, and on this early January night Al had no interest in doing anything...

Oh Brandi! Can I borrow the dark eye covers and the flashy thingie? If not, I have a...problem over here that needs sorting before it becomes too big to hide under covers. I even have a...what did Sarge call it again? Here it is...a 'script' for you to use." Wait till Sarge and I get invoolved...

That's why you never want to be too close to a herd of steel sheep during a lightning storm. :shock: My inner Pyro now desperately wants to see what happens when a steel-wool factory is hit my lightning. Or just what happens when a really, really, really big pile of the stuff is hooked up to a car ...

Christmas morning dawned cold and clear - there had been snow the day or two before, and this lent a picturesque white to the scenery about the Alexander farm. Over in the guest house, shouts of joy erupted from Castela as she came downstairs to a present-laden tree. Atsali followed soon after, yawn...

Sarge and Al watched Glytch step through the portal. Both sighed - they'd taken quite a liking to the young lad, Al particularly "Now, where the hell were we?" Sarge remarked. "Same place we always are - arguing.about something. You were saying we didn't need a horizontal mill in the ...

GlytchMeister wrote: Doesn't Yule=Christmas? What, are you guys waiting on me?

No, Yule is 3 days before - it's the Solstice or at least that's when I celebrate it. Christmas is the 25th.

GlytchMeister wrote:...
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Did Glytch and John miss Christmas? Did I miss something? What? Huh?

Or did ... Was this... And that was... What about...

Uh.

Time warp?

NOPE, not Christmas yet. Yule is gone by, though youngster, so get a move on!

DinkyInky wrote: Great, zombie bugs...
Oh Shneekey! Need a Monk assist!

Oh, and this time, ignore the mage, no banana pulls.

I don't care what they are...still beats pickled carrots....

Speaking of zombie bugs - anyone ever see "Damnation Alley" with George Peppard?

Sgt. Howard wrote: Whatever happened to good, old-fashioned thermite?

How 20th century of you...much easier to just give it lead poisoning.