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by Sgt. Howard
Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:49 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt Howard's wedding
Replies: 28
Views: 7582

Re: Sgt Howard's wedding

"Hullo- here they come now," Al commented as Greg and Charles emerged from the front door. "... Pop- what's he doing in MY jeans?" James demanded. "Well, he don't fit in mine, an' his are in th' wash raht naow." "Yea, well- don't go puking on them..." Georgett...
by Sgt. Howard
Wed Jul 12, 2023 2:23 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt. Howard's Wedding- comments section
Replies: 59
Views: 15948

Re: Sgt. Howard's Wedding- comments section

During the dark ages, man found out he could kill dragons. It escalated from there... Indeed so. It was a sorry time. As I recall, the real action occurred in what's now Germany. The humans there learned how to kill dragons... and hunted dragons to extinction. The Drachen, the Lindwürmer - all gone...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Jul 11, 2023 10:34 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt Howard's wedding
Replies: 28
Views: 7582

Re: Sgt Howard's wedding

As he tucked in the shirt, Charles asked, "Soooo... what's with Georgette? I mean, she all but jumped on my face... and in front of her Ladyfriend at that, unless I am mistaken," "Ah'm a bit s'prised on that m'se'f- she WUZ s'posed t'... distract ... yew... but she hit on yew lahk a s...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Jul 11, 2023 10:36 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt Howard's wedding
Replies: 28
Views: 7582

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Back in the house... "Here's a pair of James' blue jeans," Greg offered, "THEY ought t' fit ye." "I'm... I'm still trying to wrap my head around this-" Charles replied as he finished toweling off, "... what the HELL are you involved with here? I mean... "Oh, h...
by Sgt. Howard
Thu Jun 01, 2023 8:53 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: The Rake That Hit Them 2023-06-01
Replies: 3
Views: 3821

Re: The Rake That Hit Them 2023-06-01

My my my- how he has grown- here is where we first met him.

https://wapsisquare.com/comic/show-and-tell/
by Sgt. Howard
Tue May 30, 2023 10:30 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: More Cuter 05-29-2023
Replies: 3
Views: 3918

Re: More Cuter 05-29-2023

Dave wrote: Mon May 29, 2023 6:50 pm
Sgt. Howard wrote: Mon May 29, 2023 6:09 pm That last comment was dangerous
Despite the danger, I predict that their relationship will work out OK innuendo.
I used to own an Innuendo- a 1972 Innuendo. The GT coup- blue, rag top two door. One door was green. Meh- parts is parts...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon May 29, 2023 6:09 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: More Cuter 05-29-2023
Replies: 3
Views: 3918

More Cuter 05-29-2023

That last comment was dangerous
https://wapsisquare.com/comic/more-cuter/
by Sgt. Howard
Thu May 25, 2023 9:52 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt. Howard's Wedding- comments section
Replies: 59
Views: 15948

Re: Sgt. Howard's Wedding- comments section

Inky Dinky and Al just called a few things to my attention regarding elves- As of now, Sherry Potter is an Air Mage, not an elf or half-elf. I re-wrote that portion, and am much more satisfied with it- go give it a re-read and see what you think. Thanks to Dink an Al for the kick in the shins!
by Sgt. Howard
Mon May 22, 2023 11:34 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt Howard's wedding
Replies: 28
Views: 7582

Re: Sgt Howard's wedding

Glytch was instrumental here... Brandi took her phone out for a moment, and shortly after, Glytch appeared next to her. “Did it catch on fire?” he whispered. “Fortunately, no. The new coolant loop and aerogel insulation seems to have done the trick.” “Nice.” Glytch glanced at the group and at the la...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon May 22, 2023 2:18 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt Howard's wedding
Replies: 28
Views: 7582

Re: Sgt Howard's wedding

"Didn't he just claim to 'not be stupid? " Dan asked Sherry. "Did he now?" Al joined in, "The empirical evidence would indicate otherwise..." Sherry looked up from the ground- "I guess we're safe now? Rick never understood the difference between arrogance and wisdo...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon May 22, 2023 11:06 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt. Howard's Wedding- comments section
Replies: 59
Views: 15948

Re: Sgt. Howard's Wedding- comments section

"Oh shit-" Rick stated before he and Monica disappeared in a 'Poit'! Perhaps prophetically. Rick might be the first person in history whose teleport ends in midair, at the start of a 50-foot plunge into a sewage settling tank. 8-) He picked the wrong woman to condescend, and very much the...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon May 22, 2023 12:27 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt Howard's wedding
Replies: 28
Views: 7582

Re: Sgt Howard's wedding

"Well- this is becoming an... eventful ... affair... wouldn't you say?" Al asked Phix as Greg assisted Charles into the house. "You really think so? A neighbor shoots the groom, the bride shoots the neighbor, police show up, the happy couple is announced when the groom comes back from...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon May 15, 2023 8:51 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt Howard's wedding
Replies: 28
Views: 7582

Re: Sgt Howard's wedding

"NUDGE!!! YOU NUMPTY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?" Phix yelled at the creature towering over Charles. Said creature immediately reduced to the rather mousy-looking brunette that was there before. "Ah doubts thar's enny issue" Greg commented, "th' last 'security issue' is current...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon May 15, 2023 9:00 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt. Howard's Wedding- comments section
Replies: 59
Views: 15948

Re: Sgt. Howard's Wedding- comments section

The kid could open a "Vomitorium".
by Sgt. Howard
Mon May 08, 2023 11:39 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt Howard's wedding
Replies: 28
Views: 7582

Re: Sgt Howard's wedding

(Here, Glytch and Al jumped in a bit) Security started moving in on the scene. Glytch reached into his bag and looked at Al. “Discombobulate?” Al nodded. "Whenever you're ready. Wide beam." He then closed his eyes and opened his mouth. “Oh, I don’t think a wide beam is needed here… ” Glytc...
by Sgt. Howard
Fri May 05, 2023 11:34 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt Howard's wedding
Replies: 28
Views: 7582

Re: Sgt Howard's wedding

"DUDE!" Rick quietly muttered to Greg as he stepped up on the dais, "That 'Fabulous Furry Freak Brother' friend of yours AIN'T HUMAN!" "What are you on about?" Sherry asked him. "I caught wind of him- HE AIN'T HUMAN! At least, not totally. He IS something feral, so...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon May 01, 2023 12:11 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: 2023-04-30 Room Cleaning
Replies: 5
Views: 4370

Re: 2023-04-30 Room Cleaning

In Paul Taylors cartoon creation,
erupts a profound exclamation-
the ‘Wapsi world’ pack
is finally back
from it’s over extended vacation!
by Sgt. Howard
Mon May 01, 2023 1:14 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: 2023-04-30 Room Cleaning
Replies: 5
Views: 4370

Re: 2023-04-30 Room Cleaning

Leak wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 3:03 am
FreeFlier wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 2:43 am I wonder if that makes Daylla an iron-<donkey> . . .
I'd have gone with "iron-badonkadonkey"...
Slapping that could be painful to your hand...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Apr 25, 2023 10:06 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt Howard's wedding
Replies: 28
Views: 7582

Re: Sgt Howard's wedding

With a flourish they walked it on out. Feeling refreshed, there was mild satisfied laughter and smiles among the four. Then Sherry cut the mikes and quietly asked Greg, "Why are we at 'mundane one'?" "Remember "Cannibal Chuck"? THAT'S him between Georgette and the Jaguar Gir...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Apr 25, 2023 8:43 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt Howard's wedding
Replies: 28
Views: 7582

Re: Sgt Howard's wedding

Paul, however, seemed a bit indignant with the whole scenario- "Why does every one of these weddings involve GUNFIRE?!? First there was that maniacal Pan ("Hey there!" Nudge yelled sharply!) with a shotgun, then there was that violent invasion of the Pillsbury grounds- now THIS!!! And...