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AmriloJim

bmonk wrote:I know, but my version gets the point across...

Shhhhh... I was jumping on the opportunity to sneak a shameless plug for the Couch.

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bmonk wrote::like:

Brother Monk, that's a custom smiley I added at CCoCv2:

... and its antonym, :nuke:

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Is "Reluctant" a synonym for "Reclusive"?

AmriloJim

Paul, no need for apologies... RL has a bad habit of biting all of us. Prayers for a quick recovery.

AmriloJim

zachariah wrote:Left mine up long enough for some folks to get a laugh but it's time to take it down. Should we change Monica's title to the Juggernaut?

Hey, if you pronounce "Jugs" with a Jalisco accent, it becomes a viable homophone.

AmriloJim

I foresee a line that would make Hands Across America look like an intimate gathering.

FairportFan, I think I beat you by just a couple of seconds, but I'll defer.
~~~ Jim in Amarillo

AmriloJim

Tsillah: "With Miss Acacia's approval, I was instructed to invite you on board..." Easier to ask forgiveness rather than permission, eh? Kath: "Yeah, I'll have to think about that." Makes "She was going to accept" a lo-o-o-o-ng stretch. You sure Tsillah isn't a politici...

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Timotheus wrote:(The Overwhelmingly Outraged Academic Voice of Authority can achieve the same effect on persons who have endured formal education.)

Endured, a rather appropriate verb.

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"Reading the Riot Act" cliche comes to mind. Research reveals the etymology of that term refers to a hastily enacted 1715 British law. The government feared uprisings, and passed a draconian law making it a felony if a group of more than twelve persons refused to disperse more than an hour...

AmriloJim

shadowinthelight wrote:Who?!?!

I don't know.
Third base!

AmriloJim

Fairportfan wrote:Okay, who's gonna explain it all to Brandi?

That would be Melissa Joan Hart... wasn't she the one charged with explaining it all?

AmriloJim

Timotheus wrote: Someone needs to channel Hercule Perot.

Would that be Ross Perot's European cousin? I'd rather see Poirot on the case.

AmriloJim

I've put up several cork boards with lots of colored pins, colored yarn, and colored post-it notes in the confusion corner. Whoever's relationship diagram is the most artistic will have it lacquered and framed to be presented to Paul as a thank you gift. No, no, no! The relationship diagram must fi...

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Dave wrote:"I was hoping to have this wrapped up by the summer solstice"...

FWIW, the solstice occurred at 0504 UTC Friday morning (0104 EDT, 0004 CDT, 2304 Thursday MDT, 2204 Thursday PDT).

AmriloJim

Fairportfan wrote:Is Brandi responsible for Windows 8?

Nah... the new GUI in Windows 8 comes from an even lower, darker circle of Hell.

(drops full set of Windows 3.11 3-1/4" install diskettes in the pun jar)

AmriloJim

Timotheus wrote:I understand there is quite a nice echo.

The echo has some rolling Escherian harmonics... the frustration outburst soon devolves into nonsense as you explore the reverbs.

AmriloJim

It occurs to me that a "Brandi in front of full-length mirror with Oduya as reflection" might make a nice character sketch.
(And yes, the subject is a ST:TOS pun, sorta.)

AmriloJim

FairportFan , I found a Great Circle mapper that is NOT reliant on major airports as loci at http://alben.com/google/greatcirclemapper.php. The interface is a "click-start-and-end" that lacks precision, but it uses the Google API for source maps and as you can see, Bud's GC route deflects...

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KnightDelight wrote:Now SDO will tell them to disregard the naked woman with cinder ash residue all over her, who is appearing in the distance walking towards them.

I'd say you nailed that one!

AmriloJim

Stigmartyr762 wrote:"Aw poop!' would not have been my first choice of expletives given the situation.

"Shhhh... aving cream" - Benny Bell

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