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Here's something else I find funny: yesterday I was working in the garden section, loading cars. That morning, a lady asked if her rental car would be able to hold all the mulch she bought (I think it was six or eight bags), and when she pulled up, I had to laugh. She was driving a red Sonata, proba...

Nope. Some guys sang that at the junior high talent show. Pretty funny, and they won.

I bought a car yesterday. A used, red 2014 Hyundai Sonata, less than 26,000 miles on it. Handles really well, and also my first car. I'm a bit stoked.

Gotta love Krieg.

As for the busty ladies, I don't know. I only get to talk to women when they need help finding something at the store where I work. I personally prefer smaller breasts that would fit in my hands. Also, if you avoid getting a paramour, you'll avoid some trouble.

So far, I've found: A lawn equipment battery several tires a shelf display full of packages of burger buns a box of canned food old speakers a leaf blower An air compressor A length of cable in new condition A bag of weed A mirror A complete wedding dress, in its original box Several phones and tabl...

That's why I leave mine at home.

Working in the parking lot at a well-known home improvement store (hint: orange), I tend to find the weirdest things that people leave. I don't mean just forgotten in a cart, either, though that happens a lot. Weird things, like, oh, say, a wedding dress. Yesterday, I found a little bag of weed. I d...

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Mirrors seem to have Mercury Envy...

Dayquil or Nyquil?


(two of my favorite Pokemons)

Mommy says I'm not supposed to take candy from strangers...

I don't really see Ben Affleck being a good choice for Batman. Is Matt Damon gonna be Robin? Is Seth Green gonna be Two-Face? Second, what plausible scenario could there be that would have the two fighting? Although, I would like to see Superman get taken down a few dozen Notches. He's one of the mo...

I was chatting with a coworker not too long ago about how arcades have gone the way of VHS tapes, and how this area needs a dave and buster's, which is like a Chuck E. Cheese's, except much better, and apparently for adults (since you only see adults in the commercials). I then said this: "Chuc...

An old description got me into that one years ago. "Cars, girls, and pot-smoking angels." TANGENT! I think it's funny that CNN's medical correspondent suddenly said that pot is healthy and that the DEA lied about it after he was staunchly against its legalization for even medical use. And ...

That sounds amazing. I want whatever kind of pot you're smoking.

Meh, I've seen worse, so that wasn't so bad.

You'd think he'd have been smart enough to do it at about 2 or 3 in the morning, since there'd be fewer chances of being seen.

I saw it one time, and lots of other stuff came along. But "Sheriff Bart" rang a small bell. About like the bell on a cat's collar, in another part of the house, when you have company.

I'm not good at remembering names, anyway.

Okay, so I have seen that one. But it's been a while, so I couldn't remember names.

Unfortunately, you'll just have to walk it off. What's irritating is that I only got parts of the comeback, and I have a feeling that I would have gotten the other reference, but I have a bad memory for things like that, so I might be mistaken. Unless I'm mistaken. Maybe I can use this thing's camer...

Not to steal your thunder, but yesterday was my ninth consecutive V-day without a girlfriend. Haven't been in a relationship since the end of '06, and sometimes it sucks, but I can look at it this way: I don't spend any money. What's weird is right about the time I decide to actually start looking, ...

How did someone like that manage to live long enough to get into the military?

Okay, I'm primarily a bassist, but I've also got a 7-string guitar. I need a good amplifier that'll handle the low end well. The style I play is metal, kinda close to Slipknot/Mushroomhead with some noticeable '80 thrash influences. My Hartke bass amp works great for my basses, but I don't want my g...

I was wanting to see it just because of the "hairy baby" line from the trailer, but too much has gotten in the way lately that I haven't had the money for a ticket, time to go see it, and access to the car all at the same time. But it sounds like I won't have wasted time, money, and gas if...