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by Alkarii
Wed May 06, 2015 4:54 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6168
Views: 2099550

Re: More Stuff

Here's something else I find funny: yesterday I was working in the garden section, loading cars. That morning, a lady asked if her rental car would be able to hold all the mulch she bought (I think it was six or eight bags), and when she pulled up, I had to laugh. She was driving a red Sonata, proba...
by Alkarii
Tue May 05, 2015 3:33 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6168
Views: 2099550

Re: More Stuff

Nope. Some guys sang that at the junior high talent show. Pretty funny, and they won.
by Alkarii
Tue May 05, 2015 8:35 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6168
Views: 2099550

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I bought a car yesterday. A used, red 2014 Hyundai Sonata, less than 26,000 miles on it. Handles really well, and also my first car. I'm a bit stoked.
by Alkarii
Tue May 05, 2015 8:26 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: This eBay pic reminds me of my 'past' a bit...
Replies: 9
Views: 4121

Re: This eBay pic reminds me of my 'past' a bit...

Gotta love Krieg.

As for the busty ladies, I don't know. I only get to talk to women when they need help finding something at the store where I work. I personally prefer smaller breasts that would fit in my hands. Also, if you avoid getting a paramour, you'll avoid some trouble.
by Alkarii
Sun May 03, 2015 1:21 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6168
Views: 2099550

Re: More Stuff

So far, I've found: A lawn equipment battery several tires a shelf display full of packages of burger buns a box of canned food old speakers a leaf blower An air compressor A length of cable in new condition A bag of weed A mirror A complete wedding dress, in its original box Several phones and tabl...
by Alkarii
Sun May 03, 2015 11:56 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6168
Views: 2099550

Re: More Stuff

That's why I leave mine at home.
by Alkarii
Sun May 03, 2015 9:58 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6168
Views: 2099550

Re: More Stuff

Working in the parking lot at a well-known home improvement store (hint: orange), I tend to find the weirdest things that people leave. I don't mean just forgotten in a cart, either, though that happens a lot. Weird things, like, oh, say, a wedding dress. Yesterday, I found a little bag of weed. I d...
by Alkarii
Sat May 02, 2015 1:26 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Teotihuacan Mercury
Replies: 28
Views: 12347

Re: Teotihuacan Mercury

Jabberwonky wrote:
TazManiac wrote:Choose carefully-

Image

Mirrors seem to have Mercury Envy...
Dayquil or Nyquil?


(two of my favorite Pokemons)
Mommy says I'm not supposed to take candy from strangers...
by Alkarii
Sun Apr 26, 2015 3:00 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6168
Views: 2099550

Re: More Stuff

I don't really see Ben Affleck being a good choice for Batman. Is Matt Damon gonna be Robin? Is Seth Green gonna be Two-Face? Second, what plausible scenario could there be that would have the two fighting? Although, I would like to see Superman get taken down a few dozen Notches. He's one of the mo...
by Alkarii
Sun Apr 19, 2015 5:04 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 290
Views: 176627

Re: Bad Jokes II

I was chatting with a coworker not too long ago about how arcades have gone the way of VHS tapes, and how this area needs a dave and buster's, which is like a Chuck E. Cheese's, except much better, and apparently for adults (since you only see adults in the commercials). I then said this: "Chuc...
by Alkarii
Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:45 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6168
Views: 2099550

Re: More Stuff

An old description got me into that one years ago. "Cars, girls, and pot-smoking angels." TANGENT! I think it's funny that CNN's medical correspondent suddenly said that pot is healthy and that the DEA lied about it after he was staunchly against its legalization for even medical use. And ...
by Alkarii
Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:13 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Can people see my current avatar?
Replies: 16
Views: 6907

Re: Can people see my current avatar?

That sounds amazing. I want whatever kind of pot you're smoking.
by Alkarii
Mon Mar 16, 2015 5:25 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6168
Views: 2099550

Re: More Stuff

Meh, I've seen worse, so that wasn't so bad.

You'd think he'd have been smart enough to do it at about 2 or 3 in the morning, since there'd be fewer chances of being seen.
by Alkarii
Tue Mar 10, 2015 5:59 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6168
Views: 2099550

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I saw it one time, and lots of other stuff came along. But "Sheriff Bart" rang a small bell. About like the bell on a cat's collar, in another part of the house, when you have company.

I'm not good at remembering names, anyway.
by Alkarii
Mon Mar 09, 2015 5:39 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6168
Views: 2099550

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Okay, so I have seen that one. But it's been a while, so I couldn't remember names.
by Alkarii
Sun Mar 08, 2015 2:39 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6168
Views: 2099550

Re: More Stuff

Unfortunately, you'll just have to walk it off. What's irritating is that I only got parts of the comeback, and I have a feeling that I would have gotten the other reference, but I have a bad memory for things like that, so I might be mistaken. Unless I'm mistaken. Maybe I can use this thing's camer...
by Alkarii
Sun Feb 15, 2015 2:04 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Hearts and Hooves Day III: Beating a Dead Pony
Replies: 10
Views: 5794

Re: Hearts and Hooves Day III: Beating a Dead Pony

Not to steal your thunder, but yesterday was my ninth consecutive V-day without a girlfriend. Haven't been in a relationship since the end of '06, and sometimes it sucks, but I can look at it this way: I don't spend any money. What's weird is right about the time I decide to actually start looking, ...
by Alkarii
Fri Jan 16, 2015 6:55 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6168
Views: 2099550

Re: More Stuff

How did someone like that manage to live long enough to get into the military?
by Alkarii
Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:46 pm
Forum: The Audio Room
Topic: In search of a good amplifier
Replies: 0
Views: 9184

In search of a good amplifier

Okay, I'm primarily a bassist, but I've also got a 7-string guitar. I need a good amplifier that'll handle the low end well. The style I play is metal, kinda close to Slipknot/Mushroomhead with some noticeable '80 thrash influences. My Hartke bass amp works great for my basses, but I don't want my g...
by Alkarii
Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:29 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: What COULD have been the greatest Stan Lee cameo EVER.
Replies: 7
Views: 3302

Re: What COULD have been the greatest Stan Lee cameo EVER.

I was wanting to see it just because of the "hairy baby" line from the trailer, but too much has gotten in the way lately that I haven't had the money for a ticket, time to go see it, and access to the car all at the same time. But it sounds like I won't have wasted time, money, and gas if...