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Fairportfan wrote:

Opus the Poet wrote:

Mark N wrote:I think that in a few hours we will find out if a vampire poops blood sausages.

Not unless they swallow the skins first. (And do you know what blood-eaters' poop looks like? Tar. Look up vampire bats in Wikipedia.)

Ah, but what are natural sausage skins made of?

Failed legislation

My bookshelves tend to end so full that I don't need bookends... no room for them. What I need is bookclamps - perhaps in three dimensions. Or possibly bookdikes. Or access to L-space.

shadowinthelight wrote:

jwhouk wrote:Thing is, Phix could kill Monica, and in the process of trying to "dispose properly of the remains", she re-spawns.

The astral fire would probably make her pretty spicy.

I was thinking "Tums, by the bushel-load."

Kingmaker wrote:

Atomic wrote:And now, a word from our sponsor:

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Just remember, you don't have to run faster than the sphinx.

You just have to run faster than the vampire next to you.

all I'm seeing is a repeat of when Monica brought Katherine to the Library for the first time... I dunno... considering how Phix referred to vampires as being "like shitty mosquitoes" and saying that Shelly could kill them without feeling guilty... I have a feeling that Phix's reaction mi...

:o :shock: Oh dear. She's not going to hurt you. The boss, however... Considering how the Library is known to hold copies of all books ever written, even those whose every Earthly printing has been destroyed, I find it hard to believe that Pablo was able to resist the temptation to title this strip ...

Fairportfan wrote:After the big firestorm, Delta has agreed to pay for his guitar, and given him vouchers for two free future flights.

And Gibson ...

Much happy-endingness!

Hee. I like the offsetting in the last panel - lean forward/lean backward, dark hair/light hair, light/dark jacket, dark/light blouse, frowny/grinny... :D ... and the way that the angle between their bodies echoes the Tsillah / Monica interaction in the panel above, which also has its own offsettin...

I suppose it's not technically a wardrobe malfunction, if the piece of clothing in question falls off because it has been grabbed and yanked away from the wearer by an overly-enthusiastic fangirlgoblin... is it? After all, Monica's top couldn't possibly have been designed with that sort of fabric-ab...

There have also been cases in Boston, where same-gender marriage is allowed, where a Catholic church was sued by a gay couple for refusing to marry them, citing that it is their right to get married. While preposterous in theory, the actual litigation was rather expensive, and as a result, it's bee...

I am resolutely not perpetrating the several Bad Jokes that the phrase "in a safe place" brought to mind... EWWWW!!! ...and that's why. .. and the equilibrium and comfort of your readers will be entirely maintained, as long as they do not think of a green elephant (or the current location...

Somehow, I doubt that this is what Monica really wants to hear right now

Actually, virtually all of the gender, rights and responsibility issues vanish if any two consenting adults can have a marriage and call it a marriage. Yup... and the western legal systems have been headed in this direction for quite some time. Marriage used to be a highly-asymmetrical relationship...

Yamara wrote:How can one train a being with the power to see and realize anyone's greatest fears?

Very carefully!

(I think I owe you a few quatloos for that easy straight-man setup!)

Jabberwonky wrote:Please, (struggles to hold a straight face) Just say 'sufferin' succotash' one time for me...

"Mooth and thquirrel."

Well, I did one last evening which worked out quite well (that is. I liked it and my wife liked it, and that's good enough for this household). It was a fairly simple-and-easy "baked winter squash" recipe. I had bought a small kabocha squash and we had a delicata that a friend had given us...

Tryin' to find the button that edits the thread title... :oops: Hit the button to edit your first post, then just correct the Subject: field and submit the edited post. So... new job duties, new bosses (one a shadow prone to fangirlishness, another a chessmaster capable of dismantling planets). Qui...

Come to think of it, we have yet to see how Phix, Shelly, and Monica react to catnip. It might be their kryptonite, so to speak... a squirter full of aerosolized, weaponized catnip extract might be the ultimate anti-sphinx deterrant. The thought of seeing a 20' multi-ton uber-powerful sphinx splatte...

... and I seem to have misplaced my best "an angelic choir sings, while thunder rumbles ominously in the distance" sound-effect CD. Darn. Well said, Pablo! To flip it around... thank you very much indeed for being willing to create and support and visit this Forum, after the frustrations o...

The reason I mentioned the Baker scarf, is that every time I make and wear one, I invariably end up with either someone buying it off my neck for ridiculous sums, or a note from a sib's friend with cash attached that they have permanently "borrowed" my scarf. I've only made four(thirteen ...