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by Sgt. Howard
Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:40 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Meet Tomorrow 2014-12-30
Replies: 97
Views: 42494

Re: Meet Tomorrow 2014-12-30

kingklash wrote:"More pie, Man-goat?"- TV's Frank, MST3K - Santa Claus

There's a "Satyr-day Night Fever" joke warming up in the bullpen somewhere along the way.
... please tell me it does NOT involve Jacob in a polyester leisure suit...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:00 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Meet Tomorrow 2014-12-30
Replies: 97
Views: 42494

Re: Meet Tomorrow 2014-12-30

Yes indeed you have. Also as the author you are allowed to change anything about it as well. But I am impressed in all the different mythos based characters and types you have used. The only one I haven't seen is anyone from the kalevala. The mermaid girls, Jesse and Krystle, might be from the Kale...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:54 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Meet Tomorrow 2014-12-30
Replies: 97
Views: 42494

Re: Meet Tomorrow 2014-12-30

I wasn't even one quarter into the lyrics when I thought to myself "Self?", I said... "Self?, thats gotta be tha Sarge..." Well done man, well done. My pleasure- this place is my primary anti-depressant. I (supposedly) SHOULD be on some form of SSRI meds, but I've noticed that n...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:39 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Meet Tomorrow 2014-12-30
Replies: 97
Views: 42494

Re: Meet Tomorrow 2014-12-30

illiad wrote:Ok where do you want the few thousand female satyrs I found???:roll:
I'll give you the address via PM... but I need time to assemble a few camera crews and deck out the place appropriately...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Dec 30, 2014 1:29 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Meet Tomorrow 2014-12-30
Replies: 97
Views: 42494

Re: Meet Tomorrow 2014-12-30

Dave wrote:
Sgt. Howard wrote:OK- THAT is out of my system, I can take my meds and I'll be fine
Thank you!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Man, I wish we could see a Fan Art animated version of that!

Animation was exactly what I had in mind- I even know a girl who can sing Atsali's parts just as described
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Dec 30, 2014 1:06 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Meet Tomorrow 2014-12-30
Replies: 97
Views: 42494

Re: Meet Tomorrow 2014-12-30

HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!!! ... I guess she's got that 'shyness thing' under reasonable control now... OK, he's a Satyr... as others have noted... and not a young longhorn or anything else. cue; opening strains "Get by with a little help from my friends" (Jacob) (reasonable mid...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Dec 29, 2014 11:59 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Horns Are Showing 2014-12-29
Replies: 79
Views: 33376

Re: Horns Are Showing 2014-12-29

Olmanmickey wrote: Hey chittlins are good, either fried or boiled. If you want to eat your fill while they are cooking just toss a handful of shelled corn in with them, no one else will touch them at all, in fact the table will clear.[/quote] Jus' a guess here, but Ah reckons yew hain't no flatlande...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Dec 29, 2014 12:27 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Horns Are Showing 2014-12-29
Replies: 79
Views: 33376

Re: Horns Are Showing 2014-12-29

Good work, Paul- I don't think I have EVER seen such an explosion of commentary over one day's cartoon in such a short period of time as this example gives us. Perfect timing- had the lot of us fermenting over the weekend what Jacob might be, who is in on the plot and whatnot... AND WE STILL ARE NOT...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Dec 29, 2014 1:06 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Horns Are Showing 2014-12-29
Replies: 79
Views: 33376

Re: Horns Are Showing 2014-12-29

kingklash wrote:ASAP, go find you a Native American family, and ask them for a fry bread recipe. One of the best things to go with some stew on a cold Winter's day, a hot piece of fry bread.

... do NOT forget the smoked salmon...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Dec 29, 2014 12:58 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Horns Are Showing 2014-12-29
Replies: 79
Views: 33376

Re: Horns Are Showing 2014-12-29

Satyr- demons are not part of the school population. You might also call him a Pan... "My horns are showing, aren't they?" "NA-A-A-A-A-AH!!!" ... is Nudge related? Meanwhile, Nadette and Randi (as several have already surmised) seem to know each other well and have CLEARLY worked...
by Sgt. Howard
Sat Dec 27, 2014 1:18 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: The further adventures of a hangar queen
Replies: 19
Views: 8673

Re: The further adventures of a hangar queen

Common wisdom... that element that is not common in society and totally absent in civilian leadership... would dictate that if you design something that does more than one specific task, you risk it doing several things rather poorly. I have not studied the bird in question, but a quick survey of co...
by Sgt. Howard
Fri Dec 26, 2014 8:37 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Atsali Xmas 2014-12-26
Replies: 29
Views: 13318

Re: Atsali Xmas 2014-12-26

(tune: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire") Chest-lumps stirring up my open fire, cleavage summoning my nose, underage child with the curves of desire, we all know how that story goes- everybody knows that tangling with 'San Quentin Quail', will land you in the slam for years, yet here I ...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:52 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Hold That Thought 2014-12-23
Replies: 52
Views: 28511

Re: Hold That Thought 2014-12-23

I almost expect two puddles... maybe Nadette smells urine?
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:31 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: There He Is 2014-12-22
Replies: 74
Views: 28428

Re: There He Is 2014-12-22

I predict one of these three things will happen: (A) He's going to wind up trying to pick up Nadette and ignore Atsali. What if Jacob takes a shine to Nadette (who saw this coming), crushing poor Atsali so that Nadette is left there to 'pick up the pieces'? ... just thought I'd ask... Sigh. My apol...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:48 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: There He Is 2014-12-22
Replies: 74
Views: 28428

Re: There He Is 2014-12-22

Nadette has the hots for Atsali and can see the future- Atsali has the hots for Jacob and is going into a tailspin as she approaches him (He looks older than she by a legally frightening margin, BTW). Nadette has her act together and Jacob has zero tolerance for 'ding dongs', i.e. creatures of the n...
by Sgt. Howard
Sat Dec 20, 2014 7:36 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Atsali And Nadette 2014-12-20
Replies: 25
Views: 10948

Re: Atsali And Nadette 2014-12-20

Yea, Nadette has that "Look what I got!" thing going on... but were we not privy to the previous scenarios, would we even catch or think that?
by Sgt. Howard
Sat Dec 20, 2014 12:15 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Just Relax 2014-12-19
Replies: 45
Views: 21514

Re: Just Relax 2014-12-19

Are your jugs out tonight? I can see that your highbeams are bright- 'cause I only have ears... for you, dear... Am I horney? you bet... my whole south end is getting quite wet- and I only have ears, for youuuuuuuuu- first I got broken on computer... and then I nibbled on you too... and if there's ...
by Sgt. Howard
Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:40 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Full of Hugs 2014-12-18
Replies: 54
Views: 23068

Re: Full of Hugs

Darlin', while yer passing them around, I'll take a few myself...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Dec 16, 2014 6:51 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Stupid Hormones 2014-12-16
Replies: 63
Views: 25895

Re: Stupid Hormones 2014-12-16

I am reminded of my Grandfather, a veteran of WWI- sitting on the front porch with an old war buddy, they both watch a well-shaped teenaged girl go bouncing down the sidewalk in a flimsy Summer dress (I was witness to the same spectacle). Grampa Roy : "Silas, remember when they put the saltpete...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:27 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: A visit to Phix
Replies: 33
Views: 33144

Epilogue

Cornelius (Or, Neil, as he became known) was busy in the medieval France section when he felt the old sensation- he was being observed. A quick sniff identified the culprit, a check of air direction located her... all without a turn of the head or stray of the eyes. He listened closely... her measur...