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Sgt. Howard wrote: WOOHOO! Another nut fell off the tree.

Al

Do we need to shoot this one too?

If ya gotta ask...it's safer to just do it. Glytch is bad enough - though this one just seems crazy rather than technomage crazy. LOTS easier to deal with.

jwhouk wrote:---
They happily munched on the French Millipede sticks – which Alicia had added extra syrup to the mix.

Memo to Al: If the Foxgloves invite you over to dinner check the menu...

That was quite the moving service. Well done. Very touching. Rowdy's emotional state was quite realistic, as well. That's why I still keep coming back, even though the events have already climaxed, and are now wrapping up. They're still just as interesting and well written.We're still talking about...

The chartered jet landed at Burlington Airport, and taxied to the general aviation side of the field. The Alexanders deplaned and were met by a cab, which took them to the car-rental agency office outside the airport. There, they picked up a Range Rover and headed off to Hyde Park, Vermont – home of...

I'm particularly impressed by your use of "ainque", a contraction of "rien que", which is definitely part of the Québec Joual (the French language equivalant to slang), and hard to write, too... (your use of Québec Joual is what prompted me to remove the "petit" before...

GlytchMeister wrote:

Sgt. Howard wrote:I HATE OSTEOPOROSIS!!!

Uh oh. Everything alright, Sarge?

Oh, dear. Sounds like Sarge had another full day of elderly ladies with broken bones.

And THIS is why I make She WHo Must Be Obeyed do lots of dairy....

Thank yew, thank yew, I'll be 'round all noight. And yes, I haven't forgotten. In fact... hmmm... let's just say I'd hold off on making any purchases of keyboards for your pad thingie until after Christmas. After reading Doing It Right, it is absolutely and completely the least I could do to... loo...

Camps cleared, though the warm loving offer of hearth and home remained open, Emerauld and Safyr crept into the manor house for a few final tasks before Emerauld returned to her training. Dressed in their leathers, they were ready for the long journey home. This would always be a home for them, thou...

EEEP! Uh, Sarge? Google "Minneapolis Mayor" and redo your comment? (PRO-noun trouble...) https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=Minneapolis+Mayor&btnG=Google&gws_rd=ssl This is why I prefer to write in either an Alternate Reality or just plain in my ow...

And now, on the subject of eggnog. When I was younger, we used to make a drink as follow: pour milk into a large cup/glass/whatever, crack an egg or two into it, add plenty of sugar, sometimes cinnamon and nutmeg, mix by hand (technically, by spoon, moved without any motor assist), and drink. We ca...

Guys...what part of REVISION 1 is an issue here...? We know..I noticed it as well and noted it for future discussion of revisions... EDIT: Re: Seagull-proof cooler: Older Coleman metal ones with a positive latch are very good. Not bear-proof, but even block raccoons. Plastic with an added catch are ...

CN: Sarge and I this time... "Good morning and welcome to New Day on CNN. I am Michaela Pereira. The top story on the news this morning is coming out of Minneapolis, Minnesota - where apparently a drug gang attempted a mass assassination of the participants and guests at the wedding of a local...

CN: Dinky does her excellent work…as always. I just don’t do elf the way you do…but we do tag team divinely. The breakfast table at the Alexander farm was strangely quiet this morning. Last night, none wanted to talk, or thought to. They straggled in - first the Alexanders, a nearly catatonic Rowdy...

I would like to offer my services as voice actor for various male parts. I used to work the RenFaire circuit so I can do several different sorts of cheesy British accents, from Liverpool to Cockney to formal, plus Scottish (Irish keeps turning into scottish if I try it too long). And many others. A...

And that's what it's all about, folks....the feels.

EDIT: I was kinda hoping to take the Tesla back to the estate, while Rowdy took one of the Suburbans or the Bentley... And Hades no to the Vanquish... Will write more when more wakey... Sorry, Tesla was closest other than the crackerbox, and they needed to be GONE. The Vanquish was in the parking g...

Sgt. Howard wrote: Joe, not EVERY pilot was Von Richthofen, and you are known as 'the Fearless One'... let's see if Dave can get the same results... (I would pay money to see that)

I'm in for some of that as well....Dixie vs. The Dork - Round 1.

{Pops popcorn and settles back in his leather recliner...}

The word was passed – paranormals needed to be elsewhere. As the smoke diminished and the atmosphere cleared of the stench of smokeless powder the totaling of the cost of the battle began. Those who could help, helped. Those whose very appearance would see them killed, disappeared. The sphinxes eith...

AN: I hate me right now.... The butcher’s bill on this one was going to be considerable, thought a very shaken Al. To his hearing the firing had slackened and stopped. When he could count to 100 without a gunshot, he turned to an equally shaken Cinnamon and said “Change. Get dressed. Get your brothe...

Glytch and Stan have already been screwing with all the communications of club Alexander... Glytch is funneling all internet traffic through three separate encrypted Tor pathways... Stan and Glytch have all hacked encryptions into everyone's phones. Works for me! :) We have technomages - why did yo...