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Ethanol probably burns in much the same manner as Monica's astral fire, so in all likelihood only Tina would see the excess alcohol being burnt off. Unless Monica was wearing Coppertone sunblock. Given the emission wavelengths of burning cupric salts, this might lead to Euryale declaring, "Wut...

Can't remember many mondegreens I've had over the years--but somehow I do recall one "alternate" version of the Pledge of Allegiance: “I pledge a legion to the flag and to the public for Richard Stands, one naked individual with liver tea and justice for all.” (From a long-ago cartoon--a b...

i saw it again after an archive binge just now, and was coming here to correct my post... only to find I've been ninja'd... :( though i was kinda expecting it once i started reading the comments for today... as Sydney Scoville Jr. says: "Always. Expect. Ninja's..." 8-) There's no shame in...

Oh, I wouldn't worry, Atsali. It's not like every schoolkid in Minnesota is stuck at home on a Monday just surfing for funny videos. http://www.weather.com/news/weather-winter/minnesota-schools-closed-monday-ahead-historically-cold-temperatures-20140103 What are the odds. Really? I was in Minneapol...

My dad was driving through Georgia one day, with a bit of snow on the roads. He approached a farmer with his tractor at one point, who flagged him down. The farmer offered to pull him up a little hill. For $10. My dad, who grew up in No. Dakota, and lived for 30 years after that in Chicago, smiled, ...

This thread reminds me of something . . . :lol: From Zelazny's Trumps of Doom : "You seem to lack something of the proper spirit," [the sphinx] observed. "But here it is: I rise in flame from the earth. The wind assails me and waters lash me. Soon I will oversee all things." I wa...

NOTDilbert wrote:I don't know, it purple monkey bussed MY dishwasher; did you fork?

no, but I did grok.

... So, you are an engineer with a taste for Chaos theory. That can't go wrong in any possible way (Watches the news as you create the first Starship with Improbability Drive):roll: (Also I loved your long term results of a Chaos event.) For some reason, your post reminded me of a line from van Vog...

...um. So, when I read Tentacles' line, in my head it sounded like Rarity . Excuse me while I settle in my usual CC spot with a big bowl of Surreal. :shock: Surreal, cereal, for when the regular fare in the CC just won't do. Well the Escher Rolls are good... But I can never figure out which way is ...

The corner exists in quantum space. So be like the cat just close your eyes and you are there. All things are possible there but its not as much fun as Lady Sally's place is. To avoid the corner requires much effort and understanding grasshopper. Reread the strip from the start several times. Then ...

Such compassion. It's almost like Mrs. Adler's heart grew three sizes just like the Grinch. :lol: http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20131215/ That's all I have to say about the subject. The Rule of St. Benedict speaks of "when one shall have advanced in this manner of life and in faith, he sh...

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Dr. Otter wrote:And if you had read your Student Handbook as instructed, you would have known that.

People read those?!? What madness is next, people reading the instructions on how to assemble their new furniture?

I've heard of people reading them, after all else fails. Not that it helped them much. . . .

zachariah wrote:I've always wondered about water polo. How do you keep the horses head out of the water?

Silly--they use sea horses, of course!

Drops a barrel of sea monkeys into the smiling pun jar, as it waves the little fishies in.

This also implies that sirens are water based paras. This makes me wonder about her father. Her bird form is clearly not a water type. They were in the Odyssey--or at least the siren there was on the seacoast. In general, they lure sailors to shipwreck on the rocks. Presumably to get food from the ...

too bad we haven't figured out how to make a cash WITHDRAW from the pun jar yet... oh well... Antipuns? (Historical Fact* of the Day: Antipun was the very grammatical yet highly unpopular king of Galilee from 11:42 AM to 7:58 PM on June 23rd, 39 AD. Followed in the succession by his much more popul...

Atsali grew taller with her "growth spurt" in addition to her chest size. She is now about 5'10", prior she was about 5'4". Yay! Height data! *cracks knuckles* [southern accent] It's number crunchin' time! [/southern accent] (Time passes...) Ok, so I had to break out the pencil ...

zachariah wrote:Will the phone survive??

I suspect that with the way Castela was holding the phone and the smoosh that the video has been sent somewhere.

Why would the phone not survive? It fell against a couple of very large pillows!

Wyvern wrote:Little sisters have no care for your personal space.

Good point. Another: Little sisters also like to wear their older sister's clothes. Usually, however, they at least wait until said older sister is not actually wearing them. . . .

Many different possible answers. Putting a Bag of Holding into a Portable Hole could cause an explosive rip in the Space-Time continuum. In "Being John Malkovich," Malkovich does enter his own head, and ends in a very strange place.

Highway Departments (at least the Georgia DOT) decide where to put these 13165484842090101506Deer Crossing Sign.svg.hi.png by watching where deer strikes occur with some frequency. That makes sense. Supposedly, one woman in our state objected to such signs--she claimed that the DOT should put them ...