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Similar to trying to understand why that one public toilet in the Harry Potter series had several hundred people go in each morning as a crowd, then come out late in the day by the hundreds as well. Nothing obvious, of course....

Opus the Poet wrote: ↑Tue Feb 01, 2022 1:48 am So, a new direction and cast for us Wapsiholics? Office Rom-com with supernatural undertones, like Krazy Krow and the Demon Sisters comic?

MIB has to have a bureaucracy of some kind, so.... ARC Swat, but even weirder?

Just tried the link - says page not available, then demands I sign up. ???

And I was hoping for ruffle bottom panties.

"Excuse me sir -- Have you ever heard of a carnivore going into a vegan restaurant and loudly lecturing customers on the horrors of eating fruit and vegetables?"

"Er, ummm -- well, no?"

"Then shut up and get out."

Haven't been following on FB or Twitter, so at least that's news.

May your feast be tasty, your relatives convivial, and your digestion comfortable!

Yo Mama so fat - She hires tugboats when she goes swimming!

Glad to hear things got better. And, you're no longer a newt, either!

Oh - ick, and condolences! Had mine out long ago, and appreciate the discomfort (to put it mildly). Enjoy your slushies!

I stand corrected! That will be another interesting back story - someday....

jwhouk wrote: ↑Wed Jun 23, 2021 10:20 pm http://wapsisquare.com/comic/got-it/

Yeah, she got it.

But who’s the Cthulhu wannabe that she’s talking to?

She met Stinky during an outing with Bud, so it's nice to see them still communicating!

Any minute now, Cass will be wishing the topic was purloined cleavage cookies.

Either Cass is gonna get to third base, or she's playing a joke on her girlfriend. I don't see either of these as bad outcomes. (Unless she does the former without consent, but I doubt that would be the case.) At the very least she's plunging face first into Shawna's cleavage! Motorboating commence...

FreeFlier wrote: ↑Sun Jun 06, 2021 2:06 am
but that's most relevant in a mica-lined room.

Of course! I wouldn't store my calendar machine anywhere else. Better safe than sorry!

FreeFlier wrote: ↑Thu Jun 03, 2021 9:56 pm I remember it as three separate sources of light.

"There are FOUR Lights!"

"I may be an all-powerful being developed and designed to destroy the universe on a whim, but I actually can be a productive member of society! See? Look at this pretty rock I carved! Please?" <sniff>

Yeah, but I can't boil water (to kill bacteria, viruses, and parasites) in a pill bottle. Plus, I have waterproof matches in their own container somewhere. I was addressing the "making char material" part of fire starting. Matches along may not be enough if you have no good tinder availab...

AnotherFairportfan wrote: ↑Tue Jun 01, 2021 12:41 am What did that poor pile of dirt ever do to you, Scarlet?

Some people want to watch the world burn, others just want it flat.

Alkarii wrote: ↑Mon May 31, 2021 8:44 pm About the only thing I'm really missing is a stainless steel container for boiling water and making char material.

A wad of dryer lint and a dozen some wooden toothpicks fit nicely into a pill bottle for fire starting.