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by Hansontoons
Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:37 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: The Galaxy is Bent and Twisted...
Replies: 9
Views: 13440

Re: The Galaxy is Bent and Twisted...

Poetry in motion!

Though Jasper is not convinced that it is safe to go outside when faced with such an endless universe.

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by Hansontoons
Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:53 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6272
Views: 2862740

Re: More Stuff

The weird part? I've put out some basic dish soap and plate flea traps, mostly to identify which rooms have resident fleas. Nothing. nada. I'm only seeing about two to four a day hatching out. I suspect they're hatching, getting on the cats, and basically dropping dead. You might find that a treatm...
by Hansontoons
Fri May 17, 2019 7:28 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 291
Views: 299769

Re: Bad Jokes II

The "J" is putting up with inner-loop life in Houston the best she can. Her previous life at the Casa de Inundación was rather different. it's been a year since we moved and she has accepted her current lot in life- as long as rawhide chews are on hand. The area we have available for walk...
by Hansontoons
Tue May 14, 2019 6:25 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 291
Views: 299769

Re: Bad Jokes II

jwhouk wrote: Sun May 12, 2019 6:06 pm Never underestimate the resourcefulness of New Yorkers:

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Brilliant! Self-propelled bags that if well trained will follow you anywhere!
by Hansontoons
Sat May 11, 2019 7:48 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 291
Views: 299769

Re: Bad Jokes II

The "J" is putting up with inner-loop life in Houston the best she can. [...] Lovely pics of the Jasper [...] Is it possible that you might have meant to post this in the "More Stuff" thread, rather than the "Bad Jokes II" thread? Perhaps? :P Intentionally here since T...
by Hansontoons
Wed May 08, 2019 8:40 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 291
Views: 299769

Re: Bad Jokes II

The "J" is putting up with inner-loop life in Houston the best she can. Her previous life at the Casa de Inundación was rather different. it's been a year since we moved and she has accepted her current lot in life- as long as rawhide chews are on hand. The area we have available for walks...
by Hansontoons
Mon May 06, 2019 8:49 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 291
Views: 299769

Re: Bad Jokes II

Even Jasper says "Pleez, none more..."
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by Hansontoons
Mon May 06, 2019 8:39 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 291
Views: 299769

Re: Bad Jokes II

The annual Google IO conference is being held this next week. It is rumored that Sergey Brin, the president of Google's parent company Alphabet, will be announcing that Alphabet will be acquiring Tesla, which will be merged with the Waymo autonomous-vehicle division and with the Pixel phone group. ...
by Hansontoons
Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:06 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Firewall 2019-04-29
Replies: 13
Views: 8679

Re: Firewall 2019-04-29

Directly after impact, your flattened form slowly peels away to flutter gently to the floor grid. After touching down, a cannonball with sputtering fuse rolls over and stops on you. Next, you are immediately hit by an anvil. Followed by a large rock. A roadrunner briefly dances on top of the rock, d...
by Hansontoons
Tue Mar 19, 2019 8:11 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: In Those Terms 2019-03-18
Replies: 8
Views: 5817

Re: In Those Terms 2019-03-18

TazManiac wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:37 am
Opus the Poet wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:56 pm Teen Titans was done anime style, but not TTG.

Get thee to Astro Boy, heathen.
A dip into Speed Racer & Simba the White Lion, then...
... a dusting of Gigantor.

Just to set the low bar.
by Hansontoons
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:41 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6272
Views: 2862740

Re: More Stuff

THAT one might qualify you for “needed killin’” status in the eyes of the Law... (Since it's apparent that the heat is on, Dave places a large Peltier junction into the Pun Jar.) He had it shipped in fresh (on ice) from Petticoat Junction. The Amateur Electrical League was having a garage sale.
by Hansontoons
Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:03 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: SQUEEEE 2019-03-05
Replies: 24
Views: 17590

Re: SQUEEEE 2019-03-05

That picture looks like Shawna's saying "I will love her and pet her and squeeze her and call her 'George'." Ahhh. Makes me think back to those Saturday mornings spent watching cartoons that today would be frowned upon by the thin-skinned hand-wringing types that would be afraid that thei...
by Hansontoons
Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:07 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 291
Views: 299769

Re: Bad Jokes II

Dave wrote: Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:33 pm
Bookworm wrote: Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:26 pm Was it written as a series of letters?
Why yes, it was! :D
hi dave, jasper heer, plees stop, makes my poor dog brain hurt

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by Hansontoons
Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:04 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6272
Views: 2862740

Re: More Stuff

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Jasper still has her nose.
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by Hansontoons
Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:39 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6272
Views: 2862740

Re: More Stuff

While we are on a LoTR angle of More Stuff, here's something I picked up today. My daughter and her husband visited New Zealand a couple years back and took in many of the filming locations for the movie. One of the stops was Hobbiton- the set was developed into an attraction to visit. You can tour ...
by Hansontoons
Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:50 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Was the Site Down, Tuesday Eve? (11Nov2018)
Replies: 20
Views: 20994

Re: Was the Site Down, Tuesday Eve? (11Nov2018)

Driving in Houston, you have an extensive menu of "Things to Run Over" to choose from: Construction debris. Demolition debris. Parts of other vehicles. Potholes. Random stuff that falls off vehicles. More potholes. Things that sorry POS people throw from their vehicles because they are sor...
by Hansontoons
Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:19 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Was the Site Down, Tuesday Eve? (11Nov2018)
Replies: 20
Views: 20994

Re: Was the Site Down, Tuesday Eve? (11Nov2018)

Yes, it was. Around 8PM Central.
by Hansontoons
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:42 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Phix 2018-12-07
Replies: 33
Views: 17174

Re: Phix 2018-12-07

And this one too, on Paul's eBay now...

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by Hansontoons
Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:32 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Phix 2018-12-07
Replies: 33
Views: 17174

Re: Phix 2018-12-07

Be sure to check Paul's Ebay/FB for another Phix sketch. Those with weak hearts may want to have 911 on speed dial.
by Hansontoons
Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:45 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Photo Album
Replies: 405
Views: 532494

Re: Photo Album

Dropped by Museum of Fine Arts Houston recently to have a gander at Cloud Column by Anish Kapoor. He also created Cloud Gate, better known as "The Bean" in Chicago.
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