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captnq wrote:

oldmanmickey wrote:Looks to me like Jessie did not know Stali was fluent in dork.

Ah. Got it now.

You can catch more dorks with flies than honey!

Also: Ridikulus works on more than bogarts! Properly used it is capable of breaking mental trance states by derailing thought trains.

NORAD this is Bravo Charley- I have the 921 MASH with 265 MEDIVAC already on standby. Bunker is fitted with blast doors. Two cameras are in hardened viewports. What other protocols do you require for a Broken Arrow? over Bravo Charley I don't think this qualifies as a broken arrow. This appears to ...

Now if Atsali could only use this power of flaking out young girls' brains for the side of good... This is not a power, just a fact of life. Teenagers mind are fragile things when nudged into areas outside of their certitude. Anyone can do this just by saying the right, or wrong, words to one of th...

OK so Grandpa left, because Grandma was fruitcake with arsenic frosting, but why did Dad leave? Because Mom is only slightly less toxic than Grandma? Maybe Dad didn't move fast enough, mermaids are predators. By myth they lured sailors to mate with them and drown them. Siren's do the same thing but...

You have to wonder how much is "popular girl" and how much is "OMG she's a Siren!" I'm pretty sure that students are made quite aware of what their classmates are... some being scarier than others of course. It should all be about popular girl. Every student is a para of some so...

Thanks to Devyn we now have a French Fried Flunky. What she is showing is outrage over the body shaming being tried. She is such a niece person isn't she. Niece is a bit vague for how she is related. The term can be by blood, marriage, or adoption into the family. After all Sali has all those Aunts ...

What I find interesting is that apparently it is an inside pool. From the roof covering we can see the pool is not that large after all, just very deep. The pool is probably covered to keep that para's protected from casual public exposure so everyone can relax and not worry about keeping human appe...

[ Yea i think its just horrible how them Army and Navy and Marine folk treat their toys. We kept ours in nice neat dry tubes under the ground. None of that messy wire stuff either. Just 2 little keys to turn and people see fireworks like they never have before just prior to the start of the next st...

"Con gratulations , buddy- you've been volunteered to do something horrifying!" And just like that, she's ready for the military. Maybe as a mine-defusing cetacean. *Sniff* It makes and old EOD 'bot proud, it really does.. ... heh... you were one of the poor souls that would have to take ...

While this line may lead somewhere it is distracting from the real reason they are at the pool. We were all primed for someone to try and come down on Sali for her swim suit and watch Jin, and the others, reduce said person to bubbling grease in a fry pan. Is that happening? NO! We want to see that ...

As I pointed out in the FB posting, the parapool is 65 FEET deep at that point. Something I should have also pointed out is the whale tanks at Seaworld are not that deep by 15-30 feet (depending on which Seaworld you measure). That is one extremely large pool. Not really for Para's. For all we know...

They think shes a goddess and she wants to be like them. yea i had a lot of pretty girls tell me it was like that for them in school. Them wishing they had her looks and her wishing she could have a normal conversation with a guy. All of them need to be assigned to read the original version of the ...

I do notice all the other girls are IBT's. So are they envious, or just amazed that the cool Sali is hanging at the pool.

oldmanmickey wrote:

Dave wrote:Sarge, that talent is a national asset. Don't ever leave it outside to rust, OK?

wait till he puts them to music

On a guitar using a limmer lick riff. I know picky, picky.

Drops a tortoiseshell pick in the pun jar. Can't afford to get caught with it. This lets the jar take the heat.

Pool's rush in where sirens fear to tread. This is going to be fun for someone. Just not sure who. For others this is likely to be painful. This suits Jin to a tee-top. Drops drops an itsy bitty teeny weenie yellow polka dotted bikini into the jar. (I meant to use polka, those things do dance you kn...

Suzi is very close to going over the edge with this. While she may feel justified she is not. She is acting by herself in deciding what should be done to a criminal rather than letting society to handle it. She set herself above the social contract and legal system. No matter what the justification ...

Maybe she turned the tank into something else. If she did getting it back will be a tankless job for someone. Note: In the far north on very, very cold days, trees explode there as well. Also considering the sheer number of poisonous plants around it's amazing we ever survived discovering what was ...

Remember the corn maiden is very strong. After all she is husky! This gives her greater impact in the scheme of things.

Drops a Certified Density Standard Reference Materials book into the jar.

I think Sali's reaction here answers a lot of questions about how she gets into so much trouble. Clearly Sali thinking processes are really, really slow. So information input and response are possible many seconds apart. So Sali has compensated for this by grabbing the first words and doing a quick ...

Kind of hard to call it "bi the way" when she's so direct about it. *deposits a thumb drive with all directly related tvtropes articles on it in the pun jar* How big is that thumb drive? I didn't think they made one large enough to handle all the tropes articles that Paul has used like th...