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Learn to fire plasma from the bottoms of your feet, Cas. Problem solved.

“The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.” - Robin Williams

Tiny spider, wearing the ring like a crown. Just like we saw yesterday. Monica goes "squeeee it's so cute!!"

The big twist is nothing at all happened.

She's a teacher at Gryphon Elementary... I'd say the real question is what is Ms. Alger? From the sound of things, seems she is the sort of paranormal responsible for legends of curses for breaking into sealed places, and she shouldn't be using this power at school. Guessing the repair/sealing and ...

It'll be Tim that helps her up. I get the feeling he's not as vacant as we've been led to believe.

He'll come up with a classy line, too, something like "Castela may need me, but so do you."

Gyrrakavian wrote:What's that Steven Kng qute about broken hearts?

“Hearts can break. Yes, hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't.”

Now she's trying to remember Gaelan Marius . . . Assuming, of course, that Marius is his surname rather than a codeword. He was mentioned earlier by Pablo when he appeared back in the original "Atsali's mom" arc (http://wapsisquare.com/comic/never-be-a-weapon/), but not named in strip (se...

What's the old saying? Something like "To every puzzle there is a solution that is clear, obvious, straightforward, compelling, and wrong." It looks as if Abbie has found one such answer. True saying. I wish I could remember who said it. H.L. Mencken had a variation of it- "For every...

Now I'm wondering. Suppose Castela continues getting stronger as she gets older. Are we looking at a superweapon that could eventually surpass the Chimera in destructive power?

Rattlesnake does NOT taste like chicken. It tastes like rattlesnake. Something between crab and abalone, and I'm not sure that's close enough... but it's delicious!!! Agreed. And in my experience, the only animal that actually does taste like chicken is chicken. The differences may be subtle, but t...

Phix is just as confused as I am.

Sgt. Howard wrote:Everybody is focused on fangs while the punchline is about what did Atsali actually kiss... and it seems SHE'S not telling...

Forehead, right?

"Huh? Oh, look, it's got a mind of it's own, sweetheart. I can't do a thing with it."
-Barf, Spaceballs

All that for cookies? Phix is going to have an aneurism.

... or demand a percentage.

We may be on the wrong path. It is possible the monster we think turned into the bear is a protector, and by picking it up and taking it with her, Not-Jordan has ensured her own safety. After all, the monster had time to shred Not-Jordan before she turned around and saw the bear. It didn't. It may ...

This is a good thing. With the two separated, she doesn't have to hear Jordan saying "I TOLD YOU SO!" when it turns out that it is indeed a trap.

So... I guess the seer didn't see that coming.

I'm getting the distinct impression Nadette's lust for Atsali is making Nadette lose some of her higher brain function. ...generally a male problem, but I've seen it happen with females quite often: born with two things for thinking; one between the ears and one between the legs, but only enough bl...

Sgt. Howard wrote: here we thought we might get some sushi, I am ordering pizza to be delivered- over


.... bloody damn wow...

With anchovies, right?

Now the big question is, who will be the first adult to intervene on behalf of Atsali - because it's a good bet that "mom" won't let well enough alone and will initiate a confrontation. Personally, I'm hoping for Jin, because she is the most talented of the bunch of eviscerating someone w...