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All hail the name of the All-Father! And his prophet Peabody, to whose brilliance we can only aspire! Yeah, exploding island, exploding desert... it all works! :) Exposure to large amounts of Rocky and Bullwinkle at a tender age had a lot to do with the shape that my sense of humor is in today. I d...

And not even that, in this story arc. Due to the nuclear explosion, there is no bikini at all to be seen. (Pours some heavy water into the Pun Jar) Better be glad you made an offering after that one! I passed just north (on Hwy 380) of the Trinity site earlier this summer during a trip through New ...

Kathy shows up still all angry, dragging Tsillah by her ear and cussing out the orphanage managemnt. Then she kicks butt and takes names as she claims Sali and adopts her. "I'm adopting her. Have the papers filled out and ready for me to sign and on my desk within an hour. Come on Astali, you ...

It just shows to go ya, that even something free can suffer from inflation. (Not sure if a pun, so deposits one free hug in there )

Paul, sorry to hear about your dad. I wish him a speedy recovery.

Fairportfan wrote:When you go duck hunting, you take along a gun ... and a decoy, to distract the ducks.

Katharine and Atsali are the gun...

and a "wabbit season" sign.

Turtlenecks on in the confusion corner, looks like we've got two more. (and throw away that garlic)

Yamara wrote:...





Goo.





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Just one letter away from Boo.

zachariah wrote:Screen fades to black...Music plays softly....Screen fades up on steam and smoke in the air.
The shape of sphinxes slowly appear out of the clouds flying towards two forms lying on a rock above the lava flow.

Cut to credits.....

And thus, it ends, not with a whimper, but with a bang.

"Bud" ex machina.

Dave wrote:(deposits a flammable oil painting of Rae Dawn Chong in the Pun Jar)

You know, Dave (He's not here, man), it's scary how much I understand your sense of humor.

Dave wrote:trashes your transport, and PLUGHs out through a stargate without you

Speaking of ancient history... WHY TOO much is being made of this, I'll never know (c8. Drops a plovers egg into the pun jar.

DilyV wrote:
Kath: "Oh my Gawd... it's Mayan....

Atsali: "You own this place? Really? Is that how you knew how to get here?"

I'm TH-Incan the pun police will be visiting you. Deposits two deployed fu... uh, air bags.

Fairportfan wrote: Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a gallon of milk?

The way I heard it was: Milk comes in gallons, An elephant <NSFW> in quarts. Ba-dum pish!

Crazy implausible speculation: This also explains her nudism, disrobing to deal with the desert heat of that day permanently etched into her subconscious by such a horrific ordeal. I can see her losing clothing to disassociate herself from the gore/last remains of her friends and co-workers. She is...

Boxilar wrote:Holy crap.

Considering the gut shots, if this is a pun, the pun jar rejects your offering. However, the good-taste jar would like to talk to you.

how atsali fell below Kath, how she got back above Kath to swoop down and grab her before she splatted on the bottom of the abyss, how far Kath had fallen before Atsali morphed and grabbed her I see it as this way. Astali fell below Kath, realization dawns that she can fly and she transmogrifies in...

The "Perils of Pauline" are nothing compared to the "Katastrophes of Katherine". Tosses in a slightly dented 2nd place spelling bee trophy from the 5th grade.

davids4250 wrote: And, Jabberwonky, you owe the Pun Jar for that "crow's feet" remark.

davids4250, you beat me to it. "And the pun jar comes a-knocking, comes a-knocking on your door".

Kaibyo wrote:Phooey! Actually I meant to key in "toothish twosome".

I don't know. Toothsome works for me (c8