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Atsali may have the big guns of the paranormal world with her, but it looks like Derringer Devyn is getting the job done.

I feel sorry for the paramedics. What did they do to deserve having to walk in on that?

I really hope this isn't the start of one of those "you kidnapped and mangled the wrong man" kind of plots.

Clever little sprout.

I'm curious about something- is the stutter a recent thing, or has she always done it and I'm just misremembering?

Dave wrote: now, to see if her damage control efforts make things worse rather than better.

AmriloJim wrote: As voiced above, let's hope the 'damage control' doesn't backfire.

Is it really in doubt? Of course it's going to backfire, in the most hilarious possible way...

Sgt. Howard wrote:

Atomic wrote:Good lord! I say "moose" just once, and see what happens?

Sheesh.

Given the motley crew of delinquents, reprobates, punsters, deviants and other forms of trouble that this forum attracts- you should be surprised?

Hey! I resemble that remark!

The best laid plans of mice // moose // bears and men... Outcome uncertain. Try again. ... who told you about the moose? Something something... bitten by a moose once... A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthb...

Cricket wrote:What could possibly go wrong?

Aah, ok. Well, I suppose if a semi-golem such as Jin were to get involved in a physical altercation, it could provide some very interesting research material for relativity and the theory that Golems draw their strength and control the way the opposing forces interact with them using wormholes tied...

Are we going to meet Ninhursag? And does she work as a councilor for parents of paranormal children?

Castela's got it right. You don't do April Fools pranks on April First, because that's when everyone expects it.

DilyV wrote:

Thor wrote:Compared to Lily, practically everyone on Earth is underage.

And's what's the big deal? Teenage girls wear each other's clothes all the time.

Right, but they don't wear each other AS clothes... See the difference? hehehe

They could, but it would get very messy.

oh well, there go THOSE Moxana Points's... i do hope the A.M. Bomb doesn't do TOO much damage to Mapimi... though I'll say it again: we still DON'T KNOW that they were really, in fact, ACTUALLY there! they could be in the jungles of Peru, or the Gobi Desert for all that it matters, as we have not s...

To everyone worried about the talisman keeping Atsali from changing- relax, Nadette's a shapeshifter, too. I'm fairly sure if she or her sister can transform into a balloon animal, she can come up with some way to save them. Maybe turn into a giant fluffy pillow for Atsali to land on?

I don't think Atsali will just drag Nadette along like that. Not when she can also drag along a second Ursamorph, a Fae and a pair of Mermaids.

"Assemble the team, we're going in!"

AnotherFairportfan wrote:

lake_wrangler wrote:I can't help but wonder if the sister chose that very moment to leave on purpose...

Does the sister, perhaps, also attend their school?

Do she and Nadette know each other?

Is it a ... plot?

Plot twist- things do not go as planned and Jacob falls for Nadette.

Wyvern wrote:And in Castela's case she might actually develop cherries, then apples, then melons...

And then Romanesco broccoli, just to mess with everyone's heads.

I am fully expecting Cricket's counter-curse to miss tiny Deitzel and zap the spider instead.

hey Cricket, remember what Monica said when you got there? Own what you do. Don't let anyone bully you if you've done nothing wrong. It was an accident, and you'll fix it. Stand up for yourself. Little Spidy is bigger than we thought. Cricket has returned to full size to read the book. Deitzel and L...