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If they are thorns, those are the biggest freakin' thorns I've ever seen! Can you imagine how big they'd be when she grows up? And I've seen some pretty impressive thorns. My old backyard is infested with honey locust trees. They had thorns up to 20cm. And the thorns had thorns. They were freaking t...

(Side note: the word genre-savvyness totally freaks out my iPad's spellcheck. It's underlining each word individually, the hyphen itself, and the whole mess as a whole. All at once. I think I may have borked the English language a little bit...) "You broke it, you bought it." "Verbin...

I'm sorry, but Facebook and Google+ do pull that kind of shit. ... how I'm still holding a G+ account, I have no idea. No way! How can social networking companies ask for such sensitive data to be sent over such an insecure method of communication? How is this legal? What the... (are curse words al...

If being able to simply re-write reality was as common an ability as it would have to be to function as the means of transportation, transformation, and excessive application of force, it would completely break the plot. Imagine giving 25% of the world population access to cheat codes for the Univer...

I think Toyota owes me a hundred bucks... At least. I ought to get a commission for all the advertising I just did for them. ... You know what, I think that's a good business idea: a business pays a bunch of people to spread word-of-mouth advertising. People can do the advertising, and whenever some...

...dude... I think you may have been stealthily redirected to a phishing website. Facebook shouldn't be allowed to ask for that kind of information. No way. That has Nigerian prince written all over it. Try again on a friend's computer. If you get through, then your computer has something wrong with...

She gets her horns when upset; they are also clear. Not sure what this says about what they're made of.... Perhaps they are just made of plant material with no chlorophyll . Castela herself that she is part plant, part animal. Perhaps she has the ability to make keratin too? Polar bear fur is kerat...

From my point of view, and from what I know about producing images and artwork, it would seem Paul is expending a fair bit of effort on that countertop. If he draws it himself, that would be a whole lot of detail in a very small space. If he copy/pastes it and then skews, stretches, and rotates it, ...

MerchManDan, jwhouk, and NOTDilbert: (can't do a quadruple-quote, so this is what I came up with... If I'm breaking a rule, sorry) I realize it isn't always an instinctive ability for some and thus must be taught. What I'm trying to figure out is if all paranormals have access to the ability to &quo...

Dorky? All I see are some regular, if a bit tall, girls. A bit country, but not dorky. Then again, my high school experience was... strange... so maybe I have a warped sense of where country and/or wannabe gangster stops and dork starts. Seriously, if you weren't an outcast who dressed like a normal...

Whatever happened to her horns, anyway? Is Castela hiding them using the an incomplete version of the "human form" illusion thing Nudge was teaching her a while ago, when Monica and Shelly were being lectured after racing through the city? If so, why? The mall is currently paranormal-frien...

Definitely not an expert either, but I have watched more than my fair share of Discovery and History Channel (that is, when most of their shows were actually about science and history, not reality tv and aliens, respectively) The nasal (possibly nasal septum) piercing, the headdress, and the overall...

Maybe she smells like pickles when she misses a bath? Maybe, while at the orphanage, a bully who was tired of calling her a bush to be mean was trying out new plants, called her a pickle, and the name stuck because it's kinda cute in a weird way, which totally fits Castela? Maybe she had a mishap wi...

Perhaps shape-shifters in the Wapsiverse use the same theorized wormhole network the Golem Girls may use to point and to circumvent some unfortunate effects of Newton's 3rd law. So, the same wormhole network that is utilized by the Golem Girls (most notably, Bud's Golf Ball Drill Hurl and Bud's Cal...

The Toyota Hilux: not even the Golem Girls can break it! Cut to a baseball field; Bud on the pitcher's mound, Brandi at home plate. Bud hurls the Hilux at Brandi, who is wielding a large steel I-beam as a baseball bat... Who hits a line drive to second base... And then through the stands... And then...

Perhaps shape-shifters in the Wapsiverse use the same theorized wormhole network the Golem Girls may use to point and to circumvent some unfortunate effects of Newton's 3rd law. I recall a post from a while back (yes, I lurked for a very long time as a guest) here's a link . So, the same wormhole ne...

If you need to exorcize and de-hex a car, you may just want to drive it into a volcanic caldera and get yourself a Toyota Hilux. Seriously, those things are freakin' indestructible. Go ahead, drive recklessly. Drive it into the ocean and bury it in ocean sands. Drive it through a shed. Drop a traile...

Maslow explains about three-fourths of the youth at my facility. ...which is where I would have been right now if a ####ing deer hadn't taken a leap in front of my car. :o Holy crap, I totally missed that second part! Sorry about your unfortunate encounters with deer and dumb drivers... At least yo...

But... But this?!? ... furlongs ^3 per slug-fortnight^2 Furlong x Furlong x furlong Volume ---------------------------------- = -------------- Slug x fortnight x fortnight Mass x time^2 ... I just looked up what units the Gravitational constant can be expressed in, and I was thoroughly surprised to ...

Only 3/4ths?!? Dang, you're lucky. Out of my entire high school, there were at most 7 outcasts. Pretty much everyone was either a jock or fawned over the jocks. (Bleargh) That school was obsessed with football. Most of its money went towards their football program. If it wasn't football, it was some...