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IRL or in my fanfic? Because that space station in the Oort Cloud is fictional. NO! Really? Say it ain't so! I was so excited on finally having proof of life out there (proof, as in, someone who's actually met them and deals with them, not just rumors or uncorroborated stories of kidnapping)... I a...

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The wallpaper changer strikes again!

“Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.” - Randy K. Milholland

Such a frightening concept!

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(The real question is, who set their protocol in place first... :P ) If you gotta ask...there ain't no use explainin'. :) Methinks you've been hanging around women too long... You're starting to sound like the stereotypical wife: Husband: Is something wrong, honey? Wife: Well, if you can't figure i...

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Just Old Al wrote: ↑Fri Dec 31, 2021 12:10 pmAl's protocols and mine are identical because of that

Imagine that... It's as if one read the other's mind...

(The real question is, who set their protocol in place first...

)

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My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big satellite photo of the entire earth on it. On the back it said: "Wish you were here". -- Steven Wright I remember a NASA Astronomy Photo of the Day titled "Every human being but one is in this photo": It was a shot of the...

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My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big satellite photo of the entire earth on it. On the back it said: "Wish you were here". -- Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

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Dave wrote: ↑Tue Dec 21, 2021 9:54 pmAt that point. the FE is authorized to unseal and read the classic IBM memo concerning the proper care and handling of mouse balls.

I understood that reference!

(Where's a Captain America emoji, when you need one...)

(Found something:

🛡

)
(And another: ⍟)

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Meanwhile, as they were driving on the racetrack, Al looked to his left to see his passenger, making it a right-hand drive vehicle... :? oops...a bit of dyslexia... I was wondering, seeing as I didn't think right-hand drive Range Rovers were all that popular in Rhode Island... Then again, I figured...

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So... are the photos supposed to be illustrative of the kind of vehicle we're talking about, or are they supposed to be the vehicle in question? The reason I ask is that in the photos, though it's hard to make out, the steering wheel is definitely on the left. Meanwhile, as they were driving on the ...

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Missing an apostrophe perhaps? J' Amie is kinda French for "I Love"? (Note I last took French over 50 years ago) Not quite... it would be, rather, like this: "J'aime" (with the I and the M inverted from what you said.) The way you wrote it makes no grammatical sense... literally...

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And this one:

unfair competition, n.:
Selling cheaper than we do.

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I hadn't noticed before, and did not take time to check for consistency throughout the rest of the text, but I did see that Al wrote with British spelling at least once... "on my honour"...

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The wallpaper changer strikes again:

Courage starts with showing up and letting ourselves be seen. - Brené Brown

True.

lake_wrangler

Meanwhile, you mean to tell me that we have poutine mines, up in Canada, and I never knew?!?!?!?

My life will not have any meaning until I get to see such a wondrous place!

lake_wrangler

Ha! How about this one:

Real Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts down the system for days.

lake_wrangler

Here's another quote from my wallpaper changer:

It's bad enough that life is a rat-race, but why do the rats always have to win?

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Opus the Poet wrote: ↑Wed Dec 08, 2021 4:22 pm Ribs are a little outside my current dentition,

What a coincidence... Me too! My ribs are about 6 to 14 inches down from my dentition...

But yeah... Brisket, as well as pulled pork, that all sounds good to me.

I really need a salivating emoji, right now...

And found!

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Sgt. Howard wrote: ↑Tue Dec 07, 2021 7:41 pm
Opus the Poet wrote: ↑Wed Dec 01, 2021 1:59 am

Anything left for carnivores on the lunch cart?
Ask Miss Annie- she's handling the galley. Doubtless there's plenty of dead animal parts awaiting your order.

Now I'm hankering for some ribs...
(Where's a salivating emoji, when you need one...)

lake_wrangler

This quote is definitely funnier:

Ma Bell is a mean mother!

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