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by Typeminer
Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:02 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5596
Views: 928401

Re: More Stuff

Just make everyone madder horning in on this, and I frankly don't wanna get clocked.
by Typeminer
Tue Aug 28, 2018 5:53 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Technical explanations
Replies: 8
Views: 1603

Re: Technical explanations

Dave wrote:Treasure your ignorance.
I do. And the best thing is, they're manufacturing more ignorance every day. Got compound interest beat all to hell. :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Tue Aug 28, 2018 5:45 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Snarky Comeback 2018-08-28
Replies: 6
Views: 1094

Re: Snarky Comeback 2018-08-28

oldmanmickey wrote:I find it amazing that rain doest follow her, only snow
Snow has a more evil sense of humor.
by Typeminer
Tue Aug 28, 2018 5:40 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Technical explanations
Replies: 8
Views: 1603

Re: Technical explanations

That's the funniest thing I've read since the comments on a YouTube video about Ouija boards. And I wouldn't know a regex if it handed me a pint of ale and dropped its pants. :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Mon Aug 27, 2018 5:30 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5596
Views: 928401

Re: More Stuff

A man who could face and admit to his mistakes, and who invited his past opponents to speak at his funeral.
by Typeminer
Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:16 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Mid-week Break 2018-08-16
Replies: 6
Views: 1062

Re: Mid-week Break 2018-08-16

Overfillered, even . . .
by Typeminer
Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:14 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15
Replies: 28
Views: 3298

Re: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15

Dave wrote:Ye gods. The other penny just dropped.

Tree-rat stew... pudding for dessert... "mousse and squirrel"?!?!? :shock:
Sorta like chocolate cream pizza? :o
by Typeminer
Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:02 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15
Replies: 28
Views: 3298

Re: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15

Atomic wrote:I tip my Kirwood Derby to you all!
I take a 7-1/2. :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:43 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15
Replies: 28
Views: 3298

Re: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15

Bill Scott and June Foray were probably those who did the most, to be certain that I would forever be unfit for polite company. I will always be grateful. Wasn't William Cannon the narrator with the "best" puns? William Conrad . He did a lot of stuff. He was the original Matt Dillon in the radio ve...
by Typeminer
Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:29 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15
Replies: 28
Views: 3298

Re: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15

Opus the Poet wrote:Parental puns, the bane of progeny since the creation of spoken language. :ugeek:
My mother always said that worked the other way around. She blamed Jay Ward Productions. :D
by Typeminer
Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:59 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5596
Views: 928401

Re: More Stuff

WOW! I just found out that GoComics is hosting the whole (?) run of Peanuts comics from the start! (I have to admit, it's amusing to see the date below the first comic, seeing as it's much, much older than the internet, let alone the GoComics site...) Charlie Brown (10/2/1950): "Lucy, am I naive an...
by Typeminer
Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:54 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5596
Views: 928401

Re: More Stuff

Sparky was a deeply twisted guy and a genius cartoonist. Without question one of the 10 best strips of the 20th century. Shame that his work is still pushing younger living artists off the daily print pages, though.
by Typeminer
Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:14 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 274
Views: 84804

Re: Bad Jokes II

Not the first version I've heard of that one, Glytch--but it's a good one. :D
by Typeminer
Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:02 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Moment of Silence
Replies: 8
Views: 1434

Re: Moment of Silence

Damn. He was younger than some of us kids, too.
by Typeminer
Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:01 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Wrong way to park a Porsche
Replies: 11
Views: 1922

Re: Wrong way to park a Porsche

Woah there! Are you actually advocating doing things the normal way??? And how are they supposed to feel superior to everyone else, if they have to park their own car, rather than leaving it with some poor underpaid slob because you are too busy and too important to do it yourself? All those poor, ...
by Typeminer
Thu May 31, 2018 10:10 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: 1989 Ford Lariat 4x4 pickup wont sip gas...
Replies: 25
Views: 3280

Re: 1989 Ford Lariat 4x4 pickup wont sip gas...

Typeminer, I won't ask if you still have said Ambassador, because I know what happened to 90% of all AMC products of that vintage. I gave it to my brother in 1980. He fixed whatever was wrong with it that time (I think it was the whole exhaust system aft of the manifold) and drove if for awhile, th...
by Typeminer
Thu May 31, 2018 6:16 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: 1989 Ford Lariat 4x4 pickup wont sip gas...
Replies: 25
Views: 3280

Re: 1989 Ford Lariat 4x4 pickup wont sip gas...

I remember those external voltage regulators. I think I still have one in a closet here somewhere. :roll: AMC used Ford parts for that stuff, and I had a 1973 Ambassador (a car so desirable it was given away twice ) and a 1976 E150 panel van (6-cylinder 300 with 3-on-the-tree manual shift) that both...
by Typeminer
Wed May 23, 2018 8:31 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Oh, Momma, am I here all alone?
Replies: 13
Views: 1982

Oh, Momma, am I here all alone?

*Cricket . . . Cricket . . . Cricket . . .*

No posts in over 4 days. No place to lurk, even.

My gods. What excuse have I got for not working now? :o
by Typeminer
Tue May 22, 2018 9:52 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square General Discussion
Topic: Tina, Tina, boBinna
Replies: 471
Views: 150792

Re: Tina, Tina, boBinna

Well, I say that any boob can take and shove a ball in a pocket!
by Typeminer
Fri Apr 27, 2018 9:43 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Shoulder Brake (Phix) 2018-04-26
Replies: 26
Views: 3179

Re: Shoulder Brake (Phix) 2018-04-26

I'm thinking her gig with Disaster Area might be the real reason Hotblack Desiato spent a year dead. 8-) And after the show, they can catch a snack at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe! (Those suicide cows move slowly, you know. Perfect for stalking when tired and hungry.) Excellent idea. T...