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by Typeminer
Sat Oct 06, 2018 10:41 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Swarm Her 2018-10-03
Replies: 50
Views: 4884

Re: Swarm Her 2018-10-03

Mexicans are very hospitable people. :D There's a story that when my grandfather was in high school (mid to late '20s), they got a new teacher, a guy from Philadelphia, just out of college. This was in Northern Greater Appalachia, about 90 miles southeast of Pittsburgh. The county spreads between tw...
by Typeminer
Fri Oct 05, 2018 3:01 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Swarm Her 2018-10-03
Replies: 50
Views: 4884

Re: Swarm Her 2018-10-03

My brother rolled his Jeep, and for awhile afterward had bad vertigo. There are calcium carbonate particles in the middle ear, and it messes you up if they get out of place. The therapist put him through a series of maneuvers to manipulate them back. Said it fixed the spinning like turning off a swi...
by Typeminer
Thu Sep 27, 2018 6:07 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Baba Yaga's Sausages
Replies: 41
Views: 6280

Re: Baba Yaga's Sausages

TazManiac wrote:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:25 am
Typeminer wrote:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:32 am
lake_wrangler wrote:
Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:46 pm
Isn't that the best/only way to eat Reddi-Whip?
Wait, what? People buy those things for the cream? :shock: :mrgreen:
We'll, Yes. Best when applying on another person...
Lucky you. We thought the cream was a front to sell NO2 at high markup. :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:32 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Baba Yaga's Sausages
Replies: 41
Views: 6280

Re: Baba Yaga's Sausages

lake_wrangler wrote:
Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:46 pm
Just Old Al wrote:
Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:30 pm
...usually followed by a shot of Reddi-Wip straight from the can.
Isn't that the best/only way to eat Reddi-Whip?
Wait, what? People buy those things for the cream? :shock: :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:21 am
Forum: The Audio Room
Topic: More fun refurbishing audio stuff
Replies: 36
Views: 14802

Re: More fun refurbishing audio stuff

Dave wrote:
Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:00 pm
But, a Myth is as good as a mile!
And a straight line is the shortest distance between two puns.

(Bless you again, Spider!)
by Typeminer
Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:18 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5504
Views: 825104

Re: More Stuff

jwhouk wrote:This one is for Dave:
:shock: That's just . . . just . . . so PERFECT!

Slainte! :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:06 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Mid-Week Break Continued 2018-08-30
Replies: 7
Views: 1231

Re: Mid-Week Break Continued 2018-08-30

Hansontoons wrote:Now why did I hear this in Emily Litella’s voice???

:D
Same reason I did??? :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:02 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5504
Views: 825104

Re: More Stuff

Just make everyone madder horning in on this, and I frankly don't wanna get clocked.
by Typeminer
Tue Aug 28, 2018 5:53 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Technical explanations
Replies: 8
Views: 1308

Re: Technical explanations

Dave wrote:Treasure your ignorance.
I do. And the best thing is, they're manufacturing more ignorance every day. Got compound interest beat all to hell. :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Tue Aug 28, 2018 5:45 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Snarky Comeback 2018-08-28
Replies: 6
Views: 955

Re: Snarky Comeback 2018-08-28

oldmanmickey wrote:I find it amazing that rain doest follow her, only snow
Snow has a more evil sense of humor.
by Typeminer
Tue Aug 28, 2018 5:40 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Technical explanations
Replies: 8
Views: 1308

Re: Technical explanations

That's the funniest thing I've read since the comments on a YouTube video about Ouija boards. And I wouldn't know a regex if it handed me a pint of ale and dropped its pants. :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Mon Aug 27, 2018 5:30 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5504
Views: 825104

Re: More Stuff

A man who could face and admit to his mistakes, and who invited his past opponents to speak at his funeral.
by Typeminer
Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:16 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Mid-week Break 2018-08-16
Replies: 6
Views: 920

Re: Mid-week Break 2018-08-16

Overfillered, even . . .
by Typeminer
Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:14 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15
Replies: 28
Views: 2847

Re: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15

Dave wrote:Ye gods. The other penny just dropped.

Tree-rat stew... pudding for dessert... "mousse and squirrel"?!?!? :shock:
Sorta like chocolate cream pizza? :o
by Typeminer
Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:02 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15
Replies: 28
Views: 2847

Re: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15

Atomic wrote:I tip my Kirwood Derby to you all!
I take a 7-1/2. :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:43 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15
Replies: 28
Views: 2847

Re: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15

Bill Scott and June Foray were probably those who did the most, to be certain that I would forever be unfit for polite company. I will always be grateful. Wasn't William Cannon the narrator with the "best" puns? William Conrad . He did a lot of stuff. He was the original Matt Dillon in the radio ve...
by Typeminer
Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:29 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15
Replies: 28
Views: 2847

Re: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15

Opus the Poet wrote:Parental puns, the bane of progeny since the creation of spoken language. :ugeek:
My mother always said that worked the other way around. She blamed Jay Ward Productions. :D
by Typeminer
Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:59 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5504
Views: 825104

Re: More Stuff

WOW! I just found out that GoComics is hosting the whole (?) run of Peanuts comics from the start! (I have to admit, it's amusing to see the date below the first comic, seeing as it's much, much older than the internet, let alone the GoComics site...) Charlie Brown (10/2/1950): "Lucy, am I naive an...
by Typeminer
Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:54 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5504
Views: 825104

Re: More Stuff

Sparky was a deeply twisted guy and a genius cartoonist. Without question one of the 10 best strips of the 20th century. Shame that his work is still pushing younger living artists off the daily print pages, though.