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by Typeminer
Mon Oct 29, 2018 8:08 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5544
Views: 905544

Re: More Stuff

Another thing to consider, is that if the person was never taught any better, they may not even realize that they smell... Back when I was working at a summer camp as the Horse Director (i.e. in charge of the barn and the horseback riding program), I worked with those horses all day, so that the sm...
by Typeminer
Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:12 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: L.A.'s 'Sports Equinox'
Replies: 7
Views: 1352

Re: L.A.'s 'Sports Equinox'

Dave wrote:
Sun Oct 28, 2018 3:01 pm
With all of these events and people coming together in the pubs, it's clearly a Barmonic Convergence.
I thought Callahan's Place was out on Long Island somewhere. Is it moving in space now? :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:14 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Schtupid Email Scams
Replies: 193
Views: 53475

Re: Schtupid Email Scams

I got a robocall in Mandarin today. I work from home. Calls to my work number are redirected to my home landline, so I have to pick up during business hours. I get a lot of scam robocalls, of course, but this was interesting. There was music, and the message seemed to repeat. Sounded like a hold mes...
by Typeminer
Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:10 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: On current events... (Hot button topic - Kavanaugh Confirmations)
Replies: 42
Views: 6414

Re: On current events... (Hot button topic - Kavanaugh Confirmations)

Of course, the USA is not a parliamentary democracy. It was a revolutionary democratic republic in the 18th century, but parliamentary democracy is a newer system that has some advantages over the US model. Voting for third parties generally doesn't work well in the US, though the major parties have...
by Typeminer
Sat Oct 06, 2018 10:41 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Swarm Her 2018-10-03
Replies: 50
Views: 5435

Re: Swarm Her 2018-10-03

Mexicans are very hospitable people. :D There's a story that when my grandfather was in high school (mid to late '20s), they got a new teacher, a guy from Philadelphia, just out of college. This was in Northern Greater Appalachia, about 90 miles southeast of Pittsburgh. The county spreads between tw...
by Typeminer
Fri Oct 05, 2018 3:01 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Swarm Her 2018-10-03
Replies: 50
Views: 5435

Re: Swarm Her 2018-10-03

My brother rolled his Jeep, and for awhile afterward had bad vertigo. There are calcium carbonate particles in the middle ear, and it messes you up if they get out of place. The therapist put him through a series of maneuvers to manipulate them back. Said it fixed the spinning like turning off a swi...
by Typeminer
Thu Sep 27, 2018 6:07 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Baba Yaga's Sausages
Replies: 41
Views: 7657

Re: Baba Yaga's Sausages

TazManiac wrote:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:25 am
Typeminer wrote:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:32 am
lake_wrangler wrote:
Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:46 pm
Isn't that the best/only way to eat Reddi-Whip?
Wait, what? People buy those things for the cream? :shock: :mrgreen:
We'll, Yes. Best when applying on another person...
Lucky you. We thought the cream was a front to sell NO2 at high markup. :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:32 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Baba Yaga's Sausages
Replies: 41
Views: 7657

Re: Baba Yaga's Sausages

lake_wrangler wrote:
Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:46 pm
Just Old Al wrote:
Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:30 pm
...usually followed by a shot of Reddi-Wip straight from the can.
Isn't that the best/only way to eat Reddi-Whip?
Wait, what? People buy those things for the cream? :shock: :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:21 am
Forum: The Audio Room
Topic: More fun refurbishing audio stuff
Replies: 36
Views: 20849

Re: More fun refurbishing audio stuff

Dave wrote:
Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:00 pm
But, a Myth is as good as a mile!
And a straight line is the shortest distance between two puns.

(Bless you again, Spider!)
by Typeminer
Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:18 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5544
Views: 905544

Re: More Stuff

jwhouk wrote:This one is for Dave:
:shock: That's just . . . just . . . so PERFECT!

Slainte! :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:06 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Mid-Week Break Continued 2018-08-30
Replies: 7
Views: 1363

Re: Mid-Week Break Continued 2018-08-30

Hansontoons wrote:Now why did I hear this in Emily Litella’s voice???

:D
Same reason I did??? :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:02 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5544
Views: 905544

Re: More Stuff

Just make everyone madder horning in on this, and I frankly don't wanna get clocked.
by Typeminer
Tue Aug 28, 2018 5:53 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Technical explanations
Replies: 8
Views: 1551

Re: Technical explanations

Dave wrote:Treasure your ignorance.
I do. And the best thing is, they're manufacturing more ignorance every day. Got compound interest beat all to hell. :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Tue Aug 28, 2018 5:45 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Snarky Comeback 2018-08-28
Replies: 6
Views: 1067

Re: Snarky Comeback 2018-08-28

oldmanmickey wrote:I find it amazing that rain doest follow her, only snow
Snow has a more evil sense of humor.
by Typeminer
Tue Aug 28, 2018 5:40 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Technical explanations
Replies: 8
Views: 1551

Re: Technical explanations

That's the funniest thing I've read since the comments on a YouTube video about Ouija boards. And I wouldn't know a regex if it handed me a pint of ale and dropped its pants. :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Mon Aug 27, 2018 5:30 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5544
Views: 905544

Re: More Stuff

A man who could face and admit to his mistakes, and who invited his past opponents to speak at his funeral.
by Typeminer
Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:16 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Mid-week Break 2018-08-16
Replies: 6
Views: 1020

Re: Mid-week Break 2018-08-16

Overfillered, even . . .
by Typeminer
Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:14 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15
Replies: 28
Views: 3189

Re: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15

Dave wrote:Ye gods. The other penny just dropped.

Tree-rat stew... pudding for dessert... "mousse and squirrel"?!?!? :shock:
Sorta like chocolate cream pizza? :o
by Typeminer
Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:02 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15
Replies: 28
Views: 3189

Re: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15

Atomic wrote:I tip my Kirwood Derby to you all!
I take a 7-1/2. :mrgreen: