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Mexicans are very hospitable people. :D There's a story that when my grandfather was in high school (mid to late '20s), they got a new teacher, a guy from Philadelphia, just out of college. This was in Northern Greater Appalachia, about 90 miles southeast of Pittsburgh. The county spreads between tw...

My brother rolled his Jeep, and for awhile afterward had bad vertigo. There are calcium carbonate particles in the middle ear, and it messes you up if they get out of place. The therapist put him through a series of maneuvers to manipulate them back. Said it fixed the spinning like turning off a swi...

Well said, Glytch.

TazManiac wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:25 am

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lake_wrangler wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:46 pm

Isn't that the best/only way to eat Reddi-Whip?

Wait, what? People buy those things for the cream?

We'll, Yes. Best when applying on another person...

Lucky you. We thought the cream was a front to sell NO2 at high markup.

lake_wrangler wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:46 pm

Just Old Al wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:30 pm

...usually followed by a shot of Reddi-Wip straight from the can.

Isn't that the best/only way to eat Reddi-Whip?

Wait, what? People buy those things for the cream?

Dave wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:00 pm

But, a Myth is as good as a mile!

And a straight line is the shortest distance between two puns.

(Bless you again, Spider!)

jwhouk wrote:This one is for Dave:

That's just . . . just . . . so PERFECT!

Slainte!

Hansontoons wrote:Now why did I hear this in Emily Litella’s voice???

Same reason I did???

Just make everyone madder horning in on this, and I frankly don't wanna get clocked.

Dave wrote:Treasure your ignorance.

I do. And the best thing is, they're manufacturing more ignorance every day. Got compound interest beat all to hell.

oldmanmickey wrote:I find it amazing that rain doest follow her, only snow

Snow has a more evil sense of humor.

That's the funniest thing I've read since the comments on a YouTube video about Ouija boards. And I wouldn't know a regex if it handed me a pint of ale and dropped its pants.

AnotherFairportfan wrote:

jwhouk wrote:I think you can probably guess what suddenly became the #1 topic of conversation here in AZ today.

Another man done gone.

A man who could face and admit to his mistakes, and who invited his past opponents to speak at his funeral.

Overfillered, even . . .

Dave wrote:Ye gods. The other penny just dropped.

Tree-rat stew... pudding for dessert... "mousse and squirrel"?!?!?

Sorta like chocolate cream pizza?

Atomic wrote:I tip my Kirwood Derby to you all!

I take a 7-1/2.

Bill Scott and June Foray were probably those who did the most, to be certain that I would forever be unfit for polite company. I will always be grateful. Wasn't William Cannon the narrator with the "best" puns? William Conrad . He did a lot of stuff. He was the original Matt Dillon in the radio ve...

Opus the Poet wrote:Parental puns, the bane of progeny since the creation of spoken language.

My mother always said that worked the other way around. She blamed Jay Ward Productions.

WOW! I just found out that GoComics is hosting the whole (?) run of Peanuts comics from the start! (I have to admit, it's amusing to see the date below the first comic, seeing as it's much, much older than the internet, let alone the GoComics site...) Charlie Brown (10/2/1950): "Lucy, am I naive an...

Sparky was a deeply twisted guy and a genius cartoonist. Without question one of the 10 best strips of the 20th century. Shame that his work is still pushing younger living artists off the daily print pages, though.