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by Typeminer
Wed Jun 01, 2022 7:32 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6287
Views: 3968558

Re: More Stuff

Yesterday I rode my bike downtown to the farmer's market, and discovered I had no keys. Zipped back home; they were in the lock on the front door. House door to market door is only about 0.75 mile in a straight line, so did not take long, and I got a little bonus exercise. It has been warm here, tho...
by Typeminer
Wed Jun 01, 2022 7:22 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: It is done
Replies: 22
Views: 40491

Re: It is done

Woohoo! Sláinte! Enjoy! :D

I've been working remotely since 2015. Planning to stick with the job another 19 months, unless it goes south sooner, times being how they are.
by Typeminer
Tue May 24, 2022 7:55 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Ready to Go 2022-05-24
Replies: 4
Views: 15430

Re: Ready to Go 2022-05-24

ziggy78eog wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 6:17 am I just want to point out, that one of the lady's, "scientist outfits", is a pair of daisy dukes. More science needs to happen that way.
Well, most of the scientists I know, you'd want a whole lot of brain bleach handy. :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Wed May 18, 2022 10:42 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Concentration 2022-05-18
Replies: 3
Views: 15422

Re: Concentration 2022-05-18

Yeah,my sleep cycle's been erratic the past few years,

Lately I'm sleeping more but waking up tired. After years of midnight alertness and running on short sleep.
by Typeminer
Mon May 16, 2022 7:47 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Girlfriend Boyfriend 2022-05-09
Replies: 13
Views: 26319

Re: Girlfriend Boyfriend 2022-05-09

Opus the Poet wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 2:54 am
FreeFlier wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 8:23 pm
Well, almost all life-forms will reproduce if there's enough food . . .

--FreeFlier
And this one has been fed enough to expand into another dimension...
The Plane of Pun Jars? :shock:
by Typeminer
Mon May 09, 2022 8:04 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6287
Views: 3968558

Re: More Stuff

Does Arkansas have a state agency that would be able to identify it?
by Typeminer
Thu May 05, 2022 7:20 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: What 2022-05-03
Replies: 5
Views: 16612

Re: What 2022-05-03

Some decades ago, I was swimming laps at the local Y when a woman in the next lane, swimming in the other direction, accidentally grabbed my crotch.

I about drowned. :mrgreen:

Neither of us acknowledged it.
by Typeminer
Wed Apr 20, 2022 6:58 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: So Mean 2022-04-17
Replies: 13
Views: 22567

Re: So Mean 2022-04-17

FreeFlier wrote: Wed Apr 20, 2022 12:09 am
Typeminer wrote: Tue Apr 19, 2022 8:21 am
Atomic wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 6:49 pmContracting STD's.
Spreading STDs! :mrgreen:
Including the worst STD of all . . . children!

Sometimes known as athlete's fetus . . .

--FreeFlier
You should be quite ashamed of yourself . . .

Tempting people to steal a line like that. :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Tue Apr 19, 2022 8:21 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: So Mean 2022-04-17
Replies: 13
Views: 22567

Re: So Mean 2022-04-17

Atomic wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 6:49 pm
Warrl wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 10:25 am They want to trick a teenage boy into sexual intercourse?

Where were the girls like that when I was a teenage boy?
Contracting STD's.
Spreading STDs! :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Tue Apr 05, 2022 7:09 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Nothing Unwise 2022-04-04
Replies: 12
Views: 20028

Re: Nothing Unwise 2022-04-04

I grew up in a coal-mining county, and a lot of people still heat with coal out there. One time when I was about 14, everyone else was away, and I thought the furnace had gone out. We had a gas barrel, so I thought I'd use a little gas rather than screw around with kindling and everything. Well, the...
by Typeminer
Tue Jan 18, 2022 7:06 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Gainesville GA 0545 16 January 2022
Replies: 12
Views: 21524

Re: Gainesville GA 0545 16 January 2022

We lucked out here. Only 3 inches of snow with rain at the end. I didn't have to shovel at all. Brother and I were at our old place in the Alleghenies for the weekend, left Sunday morning ahead of the front. Half the eastbound traffic on the PA Turnpike was electric utility service trucks. Never see...
by Typeminer
Tue Dec 07, 2021 9:29 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: MUSIC {and Related} TRIVIA
Replies: 6
Views: 21265

Re: MUSIC {and Related} TRIVIA

Farfel the dog wasn't Winchell?

Head's rotting worse than I thought . . . . :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Mon Dec 06, 2021 9:01 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: MUSIC {and Related} TRIVIA
Replies: 6
Views: 21265

Re: MUSIC {and Related} TRIVIA

Good quiz! I didn't get any of them.

But now I've got Nestles Qwik commercials from the '60s stuck in my head because of Winchell.

I can remember TV commercials from 1957, but not what I read last week , , , . :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Mon Nov 01, 2021 7:07 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Where's the coffeehouse for this hiatus?
Replies: 2
Views: 13999

Re: Where's the coffeehouse for this hiatus?

I think maybe it was in the Pub Room for past hiatuses, but not much is happening in there, either.
by Typeminer
Mon Oct 25, 2021 9:03 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6287
Views: 3968558

Re: More Stuff

Glad I looked in! Man, that looks like fun. Have not been to Colorado/New Mexico in more than 25 years now. All my road trips through there were memorable. Eastern mountains are a lot lower, and I never had a lot of wind even at peak fitness, so I can appreciate hiking at 12,000 feet. I always notic...
by Typeminer
Mon Oct 04, 2021 8:43 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6287
Views: 3968558

Re: More Stuff

I learned a little from my mom when I was a kid. I have my aunt's sewing machine, but it doesn't work any more. There's a truncated cone-shaped tire on the power shaft that rides on the flywheel to drive it--that tire hardened with age, and no replacements are available Anyhow, the details of making...
by Typeminer
Mon Oct 04, 2021 7:50 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 291
Views: 511175

Re: Bad Jokes II

Such a, uhm, fragrant image. :shock:

*Doffs hat, bows in Dave's general direction :mrgreen: *
by Typeminer
Mon Aug 09, 2021 6:51 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Bikini Bottoms 2021-08-05
Replies: 10
Views: 22658

Re: Bikini Bottoms 2021-08-05

They found her, too. :mrgreen:
by Typeminer
Mon Jul 26, 2021 5:36 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Trivia - i don't know why
Replies: 15
Views: 27229

Re: Trivia - i don't know why

+/- enough to fill the Albert Hall?
by Typeminer
Thu Jul 22, 2021 5:29 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Adorableness 2021-07-22
Replies: 3
Views: 11760

Re: Adorableness 2021-07-22

And it looks like she organized Monica's kitchen. All the cookware is stuck up on the wall. :mrgreen: