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by Just Old Al
Mon Oct 22, 2018 12:08 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 183
Views: 31638

Re: Bad Jokes II

What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?

No one minds when you jump up and down on a bagpipe.
by Just Old Al
Tue Oct 16, 2018 4:39 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 183
Views: 31638

Re: Bad Jokes II

Alkarii wrote:
Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:29 am
For some reason, nobody's shocked when a defibrillator fails. You'd think that would be rather concerning.
Pun jar. NOW.
by Just Old Al
Sun Oct 14, 2018 7:04 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Phix 2018-10-12
Replies: 11
Views: 180

Re: Phix 2018-10-12

Opus the Poet wrote:
Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:41 pm
I notice her Thagomizer is on prominent display. I guess it is something she can be proud of. :twisted:
Named after Thag Simmons...
by Just Old Al
Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:54 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Phix 2018-10-12
Replies: 11
Views: 180

Re: Phix 2018-10-12

Dave wrote:
Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:13 am
She could even call it The Phix's Inn.
Quite popular in Chicago, and definitely in Rhode Island.
by Just Old Al
Wed Oct 10, 2018 2:23 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Al blows out the fourth wall...
Replies: 4
Views: 142

Re: Al blows out the fourth wall...

TazManiac wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:49 pm
(where is the 'Applause' emoji?...)
That will do nicely, thanks. I've done more than a few articles of that type, but stopped when my previous publisher stiffed me for several. This is just me restarting my writing in that field.
by Just Old Al
Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:57 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: That Time Again 2018-10-08
Replies: 18
Views: 170

Re: That Time Again 2018-10-08

jwhouk wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:27 pm
Bde Maka Ska.
That's akin to barfing alphabet soup. Lake Calhoun will do for me, thank you...
by Just Old Al
Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:47 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: All Hail Queen Saga!
Replies: 2
Views: 40

Re: All Hail Queen Saga!

Very good!
by Just Old Al
Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:26 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Swarm Her 2018-10-03
Replies: 50
Views: 431

Re: Swarm Her 2018-10-03

Re: baby spiders: Don't care...{shudder}.

Yank the orifice out of the propane torch, light...FWOOM!

Gods, I hate spiders.
by Just Old Al
Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:47 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Swarm Her 2018-10-03
Replies: 50
Views: 431

Re: Swarm Her 2018-10-03

GlytchMeister wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:56 pm
But if I suddenly see an earwig within six inches of me or anywhere in my tent, I drop the cerebral cortex and dive straight into the reptile brain in zero seconds flat.
DINGDINGDING! Da Winnah.
by Just Old Al
Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:10 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: What Did You Do 2018-10-01
Replies: 31
Views: 341

Re: What Did You Do 2018-10-01

Bilingual signs:

Not 10 miles from meat the border to New Hampshire:

Welcome to/Bienvenue A New Hampshire. There was at one time a very strong French-Canadian presence in New England and these signs are a remnant of it.
by Just Old Al
Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:18 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Al blows out the fourth wall...
Replies: 4
Views: 142

Al blows out the fourth wall...

For your consideration...

https://shop.keypublishing.com/issue/Vi ... er-nov2018

Note under 'Tech And Toolbox'.

Al got bored and wrote an article for popular consumption...
by Just Old Al
Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:20 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Swarm Her 2018-10-03
Replies: 50
Views: 431

Re: Swarm Her 2018-10-03

Yah...spiders.

No.

HELL no.

Yup...no. There would be arachnid carnage...Mama would NOT be happy.
by Just Old Al
Mon Oct 01, 2018 6:23 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: What Did You Do 2018-10-01
Replies: 31
Views: 341

Re: What Did You Do 2018-10-01

sheik wrote:
Mon Oct 01, 2018 1:36 pm
I wonder, does "pest" includes squirrels?
Squirrels, raccoons, the occasional Fuller Brush salesman, Kirby vacuum cleaner peddler or religious equivalent...
by Just Old Al
Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:48 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Call Dibs 2018-09-28
Replies: 19
Views: 248

Re: Call Dibs 2018-09-28

Re: Nye aggro falls:

Thought you had us over a barrel with that one, did you?
by Just Old Al
Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:30 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Baba Yaga's Sausages
Replies: 41
Views: 1715

Re: Baba Yaga's Sausages

GlytchMeister wrote:
Tue Sep 25, 2018 7:54 pm
... Or you can be an extreme chocoholic and just drink the chocolate syrup like me.
Sadly, I will admit to doing that on occasion...usually followed by a shot of Reddi-Wip straight from the can.
by Just Old Al
Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:50 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 4940
Views: 534039

Re: More Stuff

Atomic wrote:
Sun Sep 23, 2018 5:15 pm
Congrats!

And now you will remember to segregate parts from different projects. Wax on, wax off...
A pile for everything and everything all over the place...never a good sorting method.
by Just Old Al
Fri Sep 21, 2018 7:58 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Lost Count 2018-09-19
Replies: 29
Views: 1175

Re: Lost Count 2018-09-19

Dunno about the origin, but I do know that the Model M is one of the ones with the classic "buckling spring" keyboard. Rugged mechanism with a very positive snap-action on the key. They're for those who prefer their keyboard action to be crisp. Pretty much the opposite end of the spectrum from a mo...
by Just Old Al
Fri Sep 21, 2018 8:33 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Lost Count 2018-09-19
Replies: 29
Views: 1175

Re: Lost Count 2018-09-19

GlytchMeister wrote:
Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:58 pm
Also known as “Kermit has a ‘Soylent Green is people!’ Moment.”
I just blew my coffee on my keyboard...
by Just Old Al
Fri Sep 21, 2018 8:30 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 183
Views: 31638

Re: Bad Jokes II

Reminds me of a poster that the folks in the next office had on their door, some decades ago. Used to have that on my wall lo these many, many years ago. Had a cork board of items I constantly changed, all of a same level. This served several purposes, from amusing my co-workers to getting them to ...
by Just Old Al
Thu Sep 20, 2018 12:34 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Lost Count 2018-09-19
Replies: 29
Views: 1175

Re: Lost Count 2018-09-19

"Besom buddies" are Scottish house-wives who have remained close ever since childhood - they've never lost that coven feelin'. Speaking as a practicing witch the thought of turning you into a frog does come to mind...especially if I did so with you in front of a French restaurant. Give them a leg u...