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Dave wrote: ↑

Fri Dec 14, 2018 12:39 pm

A Land Rover dodging wildlife on snow-covered trees? That seems as if it would be a job better suited to the Weasleys' flying Ford Anglia, with a good set of snow tires added.

Remember who you are speaking to here, my good man...

And by wheel-breakers, I mean “they’ll rip yer god damned wheel off if you hit them too fast.” Welcome to New England. When the plows do their thing every year we end up with potholes that will swallow a Volkswagen (and good riddance to them). There's a reason i drive a Land-Rover - the roads nearl...

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… and... beyond my understanding... she is totally in love with me.
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No accounting for taste, I guess....

Sgt. Howard wrote: ↑

Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:21 pm

… I have recovered... still drooling... yes, I am "Phixated"... she has SOOO much in common with the redhead I am married to...

A great rack, red hair and a captivating attitude?

Alkarii wrote: ↑

Fri Dec 07, 2018 4:36 am

What's the probability that her book caught at least one button?

That, or it's hiding the fact that she isn't wearing a bra.

Are you complaining? Please tell me you're not complaining.

Day-umm. That works.

Catawampus, mate - the best place to shop for a quality bottle jack for lifting cars is in the SUV section of your local scrapyard. Personally, I have screw jacks in my antiques (looks like a bottle jack but works off a bevel drive and a screw). SUVs have the most annoying lifting requirements, and ...

I NEVER go to movies - can;t settle down and enjoy a film in a crowd. Too situationally aware and I can't turn it off.

This...this I will go to see, and likely buy when it hits Blu-Ray.

3rdly, In some alternate Universe, Tina isn't alone for Thanksgiving - she's in my kitchen right now wearing naught but an apron. 'cause, reasons... --- Besides; Safety First! The same universe where an elderly Brit and an equally decrepit retired Army Sergeant cause chaos and mayhem...and have lov...

Thanksgiving dinner is at 5, dear, and I'll be in touch as plans firm up for Yule.

Do come along.

Even though I don't drink, might tempt me to set foot in a beer hall again...

Not seeing a thing here on FF and Chrome - FF has adblocking, Chrome does not in case something was getting filtered.

jwhouk wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 31, 2018 11:09 am

I missed the part about who Sterling's date (Sledge?) was...

Friend of Sterling and Al's. More will be forthcoming in a further missive.

Others filtered in – Fergus and Maura, Tal and Kay, all carefully costumed to NOT look like mages except Kay – who completely out of character was dressed as Severus Snape. Minor mis-spelling there and below. Given the crowd and the occasion, I suppose a few mis-spellings are inevitable. And Al is ...

Re: Brandi and the madboy: Their first dance: (In Pillsbury +1 , since renamed 'Reunion') Xera had been waiting for this. Tapping her display she set up the song, and then announced to the room “LADIES’ CHOICE! Ladies, select your partners!” Glytch, caught in the middle of preparing a remix, looked ...

Afterword: “Our revels now are ended. These our actors, As I foretold you, were all spirits and Are melted into air, into thin air: And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, The cloud-capp’d towers, the gorgeous palaces, The solemn temples, the great globe itself, Yea, all which it inherit, shal...

Chapter 13A: Al and Daisy stood in the middle of the great room, watching the activity. The waitstaff were tidying, picking up what plates and cups the guests hadn’t dealt with themselves. The room would soon be clear, under the able command of Rosalita and Edward. Passing into the main hall, the si...

CHAPTER 12 After midnight, Greg was approached by a fellow in Confederate grey with yellow trim, bearing the rank of Captain. It dawned on him that he did not recognize this fellow. He quickly spotted Neil and Al- and gave them both a cocked eyebrow with a glance at the newcomer. The Captain spoke, ...

CHAPTER 11 Back in the main room the party was still in full swing. Guests chatted with guests, and Naked Singularity had taken to lively, more upbeat music to keep the partygoers dancing. At the moment, Xera had returned her violin to its case and was doing her utmost best to channel Joan Jett with...

CHAPTER 10 Al stepped from the back door, hooves thudding on the frozen ground as he walked. His mind whirled. So much had happened this evening – Glytch and his near-evisceration by Ari (Al chuckled at that memory and hoped someone had filmed it) and of course his own entrance – and Daisy’s reactio...

CHAPTER 9 At the other side of the room Sledge and Sterling stood. Sledge, sipping a stein of beer, asked “Parties here always this lively?” Sterling snickered. “No, not just the parties. Was here for dinner a few years ago and nearly got mugged by an infant Sphinx. I will say that this is one of th...