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Yo Mama is so uuuugly she makes gargoyles go "DAMN, Girl!"

With a small CRACK a portal opened in greens and browns - and a familiar figure stepped through. Portly, khaki-clad and showing most but not all of his years Al looked around. "Been a bit. Come to think of it been a long while - and not only in time in this Universe. I can see the Sergeant has ...

2001-08-31 2119 CDT: "You'll have to forgive him - he's been mostly dead all day..."

jwhouk wrote: ↑Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:41 pm Two things briefly:

2. I have been seeing these signs all over lately - Al, are you moving to Phoenix or something?

Uhhhhhh....no. Nope. Quite happy here, thanks...

Quite amusing, though.

Warrl wrote: ↑Wed Jul 08, 2020 3:33 pm (Also, there really is a Saint Bartholomew's in Wayzata, MN.)

Wayzata problem?

I'll get me coat....

{Applause!}

Great bit.

Sorry to be so late in responding... been a bit towards hectic here. On Page 5 of Fan Art, you will find "A Visit to Phix"- then go to page 3 of Fan Fiction and read "The Elixir" Also "It Happened at Mucho Mocha" and "Doing it right"- thus you will have decen...

lake_wrangler wrote: ↑Sun Feb 16, 2020 6:22 am
Besides, I'm still not convinced we're all human, here, anyway...

Well, just stick around anyway. You could do worse...

Speak for yourself, Lake. Human? Hardly....

Call me that again and we're gonna have words.

The reporting on this reminds me of the reporting on 9/11 back at the millennium. They keep regurgitating the same information and speculations over and over and over again.

And don't get me started on the conspiracy theorists...

TazManiac wrote: ↑Sun Mar 08, 2020 2:56 pm Rest in Peace, but Jabberwonky?-
do check in from time to time...

Samhain’s coming up soon enough...

Opus the Poet wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 2:58 am Digit is doing her Kali impression?

“We will go to worship Kali
She will help us in our folly
She'd be quite an armful, golly!
And she's good enough for me!”

—“Gimme That Old Time Religeon”

Sad to hear. We’ll all meet again, but the transitions are never happy.

Blessed Be.

Al

FPF, pixilated is another euphemism for inebriation.

It was an attempt at humor. Forget it.

FreeFlier wrote: ↑Wed Feb 19, 2020 2:27 pm

oldmanmickey wrote: ↑Wed Feb 19, 2020 1:23 pmThis reminds me of Heinlein's "The cat who walked through walls"

This seems to be an ability of some canidae as well.

--FreeFlier

However, only when he's pixilated....

Heels and shotguns are not a good combo. Go with flats, deck shoes, or a high top sneaker. Ankle support would be helpful, too. I believe you're missing something here. The shoes and the gun go together. It's a pump shotgun. Methinks Paul is punning with us. Only your twisted mind could come up wit...

Leak wrote: ↑Thu Jan 30, 2020 3:04 pm I knew one day there'd be comedy gold in them thar handle of mine...

Be careful around people with firearms - someone might want to plug the Leak...

Al

And for those who want to see a Nebelwerfer in action in a snowball fight...this frame and a few past it...

http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb1607.html

Nothing really satisfying (to say nothing of alluring) to full-sized mortals, although I suppose they might have influenced the development of the Cornish pasty. None of that necessarily applies to Wapsiverse Pixies, of course. All we know is that Miriam seems to be able to multi-task pretty well w...

Opus the Poet wrote: ↑Fri Jan 10, 2020 5:10 pm I used to have a fear of crazy old men with access to nuclear weapons blowing the world up, back in the days of MAD, but I don't have... Aw SCHITT!

You called?

Atomic wrote: ↑Fri Dec 27, 2019 3:25 am How would you like to have been on THAT development team, eh?

I've worked on crazier shit...been there done that had the bar napkins classified...