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Sgt. Howard wrote: ↑Tue Nov 18, 2025 2:29 pmRemoving human chaos from this comic would be like making an Italian speak without moving his hands.

I've seen that done . . . he nearly exploded.

--FreeFlier

Found elsewhere and cited as stolen from Reddit:

A female sex demon is called a succubus.
A male sex demon is called an incubus.
A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.

Naturally my reaction was "Atsali?"

--FreeFlier

Less directly violent than sphinxian mating habits . . .

--FreeFlier

When you come up from the south, it's the surprise of learning that you're 200 feet above the water . . . you drive through a cut and emerge onto the bridge. Oh, and if you have kids with you, keep them very tightly under control and watch your own step very carefully if you stop on Pass Island . . ...

Edmonds to Washington Pass . . . you drove past me.

Some time you need to go over Deception Pass . . . from the south, of course. It's best to have someone who's been there before drive, as it can be . . . disconcerting.

--FreeFlier

Interesting, if rather convoluted . . . at least their thinking is convoluted . . .

--FreeFlier

Hmmm . . . I wonder if Nudge is trying her hand at verse . . .

--FreeFlier

get well soon!

When I tore up my rotator cuff, following the physical terrorist therapist's ( ) instructions exactly apparently resulted in 90% recovery, when they'd been predicting 50% . . . doing PT right after taking the pain meds seemed to help, too.

--FreeFlier

Ouch. That's bad. Very bad. And once Sonya asks the question, Brandi is stuck. Even if she truthfully said he hadn't, Sonya probably wouldn't believe it. Though on the other hand, the implied threat of sexual assault makes it completely clear that she needed to avoid Gart. I do hope this doesn't sta...

The thick plottens.

And there's nothing quite like an apparently incriminating statement.

--FreeFlier

One point: despite popular belief, humans cannot eradicate all life on the planet . . . even all mammalian life is probably impossible. Pure egotism. Humans cannot even eradicate all life in a single building . . . something always survives. Of course, telling these students that or even just allowi...

She prefers live mice, lightly toasted and drizzled with maple syrup or maple candy . . .

Wolf-who-watches wrote:popcorn you can chase!

On another forum we had habanero cookies, which were pretty good. If decidedly hot.

--FreeFlier

One wonders if this hunting-place has fresh squeakers. /licks chops/ Two suspects that there are very fresh squeakers outside. /eyeroll/ It is raining . . . You won't melt. One will shake. Outside. /noselick/ https://www.crosstimecafe.com/images/smilies/lupe_thpt.gif :roll: --FreeFlier

Individual humans may be "squishy" . . . . in the collective humans are the most dangerous things on the planet.

And on many other planets.

Wolf-who-watches wrote:This one agrees.

/noselick/

--FreeFlier

Excellent understated threat display . . .

--FreeFlier

In the version I recall, the teacher had turned up the heat to justify opening the windows . . . when the brisk breeze blew his tie around, he looked annoyed and stapled the tie down! You should be able to delete the last post if it's your post and there are no replies: in this case, copy the revise...

There are some interesting potentials . . . I love the stapler trick!

--FreeFlier

Ah . . . I've had those moments too . . . what we sometimes described as "sitting there paintbrush in hand thinking 'how long until this stuff dries?'"

--FreeFlier

May one ask why it was deleted?

--FreeFlier

Nudge, bored . . . BAD combination!

"INCOMING!" /flrrd/

--FreeFlier