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by Atomic
Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:53 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Nerd Among Nerds 2018-10-22
Replies: 18
Views: 143

Re: Nerd Among Nerds 2018-10-22

Hellen: I have pointy horns!

Monica: I have astral fire!

Katherine: I have a bag of haunted marshmallows!

Bryn: Great! Campfire time!
by Atomic
Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:32 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 183
Views: 31642

Re: Bad Jokes II

A rerun, perhaps, but apropos to the current musical theme...

Q. What's an example of perfect pitch?

A. When the dulcimer lands on the bag pipes you threw in the dumpster yesterday.
by Atomic
Sun Oct 21, 2018 3:17 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 183
Views: 31642

Re: Bad Jokes II

Yeah, I just didn’t do anything about it because I like the music you chose. That's supposed to be music? Must be jazz, which is the musical equivalent of letting preschoolers break into the band room and abuse the instruments. Hmmm... I once heard New Orleans Jazz described as a bucket of music tu...
by Atomic
Sat Oct 20, 2018 4:23 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Schtupid Email Scams
Replies: 116
Views: 11600

Re: Schtupid Email Scams

I am rather fond of one I once got demanding payment via Blockbuster gift cards....
by Atomic
Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:55 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Meeting Hellen 10-18-18
Replies: 18
Views: 160

Re: Meeting Hellen 10-18-18

Dressing down for comfort. Ahhhhhh.....
by Atomic
Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:54 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square General Discussion
Topic: Something's Missing
Replies: 24
Views: 1072

Re: Something's Missing

According to Bloomburg, the Chinese government is using tiny, hidden shards of the Nui Gui crystal to subvert exported routers and other cards by haunting the systems connected to them.

Time to call an exorcist!
by Atomic
Tue Oct 16, 2018 9:12 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Gotta Guess 2018-10-17
Replies: 11
Views: 154

Re: Gotta Guess 2018-10-17

As dense as she is, it's a wonder she floats!
by Atomic
Sun Oct 14, 2018 11:58 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Exactly What I Need 2018-10-15
Replies: 18
Views: 168

Re: Exactly What I Need 2018-10-15

Will wandering eyes and wayward glances be followed by wandering hands and wayward hearts?

Tune in next time for Wapsi Square!
by Atomic
Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:30 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Swarm Her 2018-10-03
Replies: 50
Views: 431

Re: Swarm Her 2018-10-03

AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:49 pm
It's from "My Little Chickadee". in which he co-starred with Mae West.
Is that the one where, since they couldn't stand each other, they never appeared in the same scene?

WC was also famous for injecting oranges with gin so he could appear innocent while juicing up for the day's work...
by Atomic
Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:30 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Swarm Her 2018-10-03
Replies: 50
Views: 431

Re: Swarm Her 2018-10-03

Bother - I stand corrected.

Now what AM I going to do with my collection of sundries, notions, knick-nacks, tchotchkies, and conversation pieces?
by Atomic
Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:42 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Swarm Her 2018-10-03
Replies: 50
Views: 431

Re: Swarm Her 2018-10-03

Bookworm wrote:
Sat Oct 06, 2018 11:12 pm
I always told people that we were looking for the elusive spondulix. It'd been seen in the area, and if they could catch one in a bag (you hand out burlap sacks), there were people that would really like to have it.
Any love for the Moss-covered Three handled Family credenza?
by Atomic
Sat Oct 06, 2018 11:08 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Swarm Her 2018-10-03
Replies: 50
Views: 431

Re: Swarm Her 2018-10-03

FreeFlier wrote:
Sat Oct 06, 2018 10:53 pm
BTW, did you know there really are birds called snipes, and people really do hunt them? (with shotguns . . . tough targets.)
Hence the origin of the word Sniper -- if you could hit one of those, you were a good shot!
by Atomic
Sat Oct 06, 2018 9:33 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: On current events... (Hot button topic - Kavanaugh Confirmations)
Replies: 42
Views: 388

Re: On current events... (Hot button topic - Kavanaugh Confirmations)

At the bottom of this is "Burden of Proof."

From there we build civilization.

Signing off on this topic.
by Atomic
Fri Oct 05, 2018 1:07 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: On current events... (Hot button topic - Kavanaugh Confirmations)
Replies: 42
Views: 388

Re: On current events... (Hot button topic - Kavanaugh Confirmations)

Hear, hear! If nothing else, whatever the topic or comfort level, the members here have always been courteous, civil, and restrained. There are and will continue to be differences of opinion, and being able to discuss things, pro, con, or other, is valuable. Condolences to ShneekeyTheLost. Pointing ...
by Atomic
Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:43 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: The Crimson Mantis 2018-10-05
Replies: 9
Views: 133

Re: The Crimson Mantis 2018-10-05

Dr. Custard: "And why is your watch strapped to your ankle, young lady?"

Crimson Mantis: "Because it's time to kick your ass!"
by Atomic
Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:42 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Swarm Her 2018-10-03
Replies: 50
Views: 431

Re: Swarm Her 2018-10-03

It's not that the earwig goes in your ear, it's that it comes out the other side, or so I was told in Junior High.

Ick!
by Atomic
Sun Sep 30, 2018 12:44 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: On current events... (Hot button topic - Kavanaugh Confirmations)
Replies: 42
Views: 388

Re: On current events... (Hot button topic - Kavanaugh Confirmations)

Where there's smoke, there's smoke. There's plenty of ways to generate smoke. Fire, you say? Show me the flames, the embers, or the ashes.
by Atomic
Sun Sep 30, 2018 12:41 pm
Forum: Original Art, Prints, eBay, and More Updates!
Topic: Crimson Mantis!
Replies: 4
Views: 85

Re: Crimson Mantis!

Dave wrote:
Sat Sep 29, 2018 10:39 pm
This one deserves a full stereophonic (at least) "Deedle, deedle!" sound effect, as the Crimson Mantis takes in her infamous nemesis, Dr. Custard!
Your wish is my vague desire!
Fred Flintstone Bowling
by Atomic
Sat Sep 29, 2018 5:35 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: On current events... (Hot button topic - Kavanaugh Confirmations)
Replies: 42
Views: 388

Re: On current events... (Hot button topic - Kavanaugh Confirmations)

I can add to this story -- from both sides, alas. Our legal system is based not on what is said, but what can be proven. Absent proof, then character. Absent character, what? Is it perfect? Of course not -- nothing man-made can be. But schoolyard name calling is no substitute for rational analysis a...
by Atomic
Sat Sep 29, 2018 3:07 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Call Dibs 2018-09-28
Replies: 19
Views: 248

Re: Call Dibs 2018-09-28

Sorry - just had to.

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