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by Alkarii
Sun Dec 09, 2018 10:09 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 4996
Views: 572380

Re: More Stuff

As I was heading to my car to leave for work, I saw that a bird had flown into the driver's window, hitting it hard enough to kill itself, leaving a couple small feathers stuck to the glass.

So far, nothing bad has happened tonight, so maybe it wasn't a sign of anything bad would happen.
by Alkarii
Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:07 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Phix 2018-12-07
Replies: 22
Views: 152

Re: Phix 2018-12-07

Them legs, though...

When was the last time we've seen her actually reading, though?
by Alkarii
Fri Dec 07, 2018 6:31 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Phix 2018-12-07
Replies: 22
Views: 152

Re: Phix 2018-12-07

Just Old Al wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 6:50 am
Alkarii wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 4:36 am
What's the probability that her book caught at least one button?

That, or it's hiding the fact that she isn't wearing a bra.
Are you complaining? Please tell me you're not complaining. :)

Day-umm. That works.
Hopeful speculation.
by Alkarii
Fri Dec 07, 2018 4:36 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Phix 2018-12-07
Replies: 22
Views: 152

Re: Phix 2018-12-07

What's the probability that her book caught at least one button?

That, or it's hiding the fact that she isn't wearing a bra.
by Alkarii
Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:15 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: WIDESPREAD INTERNET SECURITY PROBLEM
Replies: 43
Views: 6318

Re: WIDESPREAD INTERNET SECURITY PROBLEM

I would have been able to avoid the iPhone problem by accident, because I don't want one. As for the security devices with internet connectivity... Hasn't anyone else seen Live Free or Die Hard? Or any of the other cyber thriller movies that have come out in the past two or three decades? That movie...
by Alkarii
Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:02 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Responsible Adult 2018-11-30
Replies: 9
Views: 166

Re: Responsible Adult 2018-11-30

Luci, are you sure your name isn't Hostess? Because that was a zinger!
by Alkarii
Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:11 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 4996
Views: 572380

Re: More Stuff

My dad and I both got a jury duty summons the other day, probably for the same date.
by Alkarii
Sun Nov 18, 2018 8:45 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 4996
Views: 572380

Re: More Stuff

The past couple of posts sound dirty.
by Alkarii
Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:10 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Been Terrible 2018-11-12
Replies: 18
Views: 686

Re: Been Terrible 2018-11-12

"Luuuuuciiii! You have some 'splainin' to do!"

I'm not the only person who thought that.
by Alkarii
Tue Nov 06, 2018 6:34 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Why Am I Like This 2018-11-05
Replies: 26
Views: 910

Re: Why Am I Like This 2018-11-05

I still think he should just outright say he isn't interested in seeking a relationship, and shouldn't be required to do so. It's kind of looking like everyone is thinking he should only exist as an appendage of someone else. The kid isn't an angler fish.
by Alkarii
Mon Nov 05, 2018 8:02 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Why Am I Like This 2018-11-05
Replies: 26
Views: 910

Re: Why Am I Like This 2018-11-05

jwhouk wrote:
Mon Nov 05, 2018 7:06 am
Dave wrote:
Mon Nov 05, 2018 1:14 am
It's true, though, that Shawna might have learned the truth that Spock said to Stonn... that having is often less satisfying than wanting.
Yer kinda dating yourself there, Dave. But I won't mention about you running amok.
Wow, I actually got that joke there.
by Alkarii
Thu Nov 01, 2018 7:14 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 4996
Views: 572380

Re: More Stuff

Or with Family, unless they make you an offer that you really can't refuse. I knew a family of philosophers once... followers of Bertrand Russell's ideas. In order to work with them, you had to offer to refuse Kant. Like sleeping with the fishes? *pours sardines all over Catawampus' bed* Ugh... tha...
by Alkarii
Mon Oct 29, 2018 2:52 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: The Option 2018-10-29
Replies: 15
Views: 658

Re: The Option 2018-10-29

I think the pun jar may still be sitting open. That was how I left it: ajar.
by Alkarii
Sun Oct 28, 2018 12:20 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 4996
Views: 572380

Re: More Stuff

Ugh... Someone working overtime tonight has to continually come to my work space, because she's building the hinges that go into the autocell I'm using... And she smells like she doesn't know how to handle basic hygiene at all.
by Alkarii
Wed Oct 24, 2018 7:13 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: How Did You 2018-10-24
Replies: 21
Views: 833

Re: How Did You 2018-10-24

Well, after crafting the Infinity Braw out of Uru, Nth, Mithril, Vibranium, and just a little pixie dust, SOMEONE should be able to make a top like that. There's got to be a few ingots of Adamantium and Necrodermis around here we can use... Neutron star 'nuclear pasta' is the strongest material kno...
by Alkarii
Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:15 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Nerd Among Nerds 2018-10-22
Replies: 33
Views: 1140

Re: Nerd Among Nerds 2018-10-22

Bookworm wrote:
Tue Oct 23, 2018 5:50 pm
One is the MIB agent whose name I can't remember right off of the bat - the vampire that Kath calls 'Mom'.
Isn't it Lilith? (I haven't checked; don't have the time right now as I'm on break.)
by Alkarii
Mon Oct 22, 2018 12:44 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 184
Views: 35449

Re: Bad Jokes II

Not only that, but they're also trying to avoid all the bad jokes that will inevitably come with it.
by Alkarii
Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:15 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Meeting Hellen 10-18-18
Replies: 18
Views: 701

Re: Meeting Hellen 10-18-18

Yeah, that page from the other day was some pretty big foreshadowing. But that doesn't mean they can't get a photoshoot of the Jaguar Girl herself modeling some swimwear.
by Alkarii
Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:13 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 184
Views: 35449

Re: Bad Jokes II

So... Did anyone notice that the pun jar is standing ajar?
by Alkarii
Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:51 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Meeting Hellen 10-18-18
Replies: 18
Views: 701

Re: Meeting Hellen 10-18-18

What are the chances that this will lead to Monica modeling some swimwear with Hellen? Not necessarily as a side job; I'm thinking as a photoshoot here or there, to promote a new line or something, like an endorsement deal.