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by Alkarii
Sun May 19, 2019 4:34 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Schtupid Email Scams
Replies: 175
Views: 21603

Re: Schtupid Email Scams

I knew opposite sides all equaled the same number. But I was thinking it was 6. That actually wouldn't work - what goes on the side opposite the 3? The numbers 1 to 6 total 21. There are three pairs of opposite sides on a cube, so if each pair is going to have the same total it must be 7. Quite log...
by Alkarii
Sat Apr 27, 2019 12:48 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Persuasive 2019-04-26
Replies: 5
Views: 131

Re: Persuasive 2019-04-26

I have used that exact quote more than once, though not for something signifying real danger. Between this and her line the other day, I'm wondering if Valerie is the Wapsiverse's analog of me.
by Alkarii
Thu Apr 25, 2019 3:02 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: For Last Time 2019-04-24
Replies: 9
Views: 216

Re: For Last Time 2019-04-24

I think the same way Valerie does... I was not expecting this.
by Alkarii
Mon Apr 15, 2019 12:07 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We Trust You 2019-04-15
Replies: 18
Views: 412

Re: We Trust You 2019-04-15

If the bodies are vaporized, you don't have to count them.
by Alkarii
Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:19 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5236
Views: 660013

Re: More Stuff

Yeah, I had neglected to mention I had been using the link at the top of the page for a while now...
by Alkarii
Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:16 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Almost Lost 2019-04-12
Replies: 12
Views: 367

Re: Almost Lost 2019-04-12

Re: the comic - The bleeding edge will cut you. Ummm... isn't it usually the one who is cut the one that ends up bleeding? It’s a figure of speech - means something along the lines of “beyond cutting edge”. Or are you being... well, not sarcastic... hmm. Deliberately thick for the sake of humor? Yu...
by Alkarii
Sat Apr 13, 2019 8:14 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Almost Lost 2019-04-12
Replies: 12
Views: 367

Re: Almost Lost 2019-04-12

GlytchMeister wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2019 5:10 pm
Re: the comic -

The bleeding edge will cut you.
Ummm... isn't it usually the one who is cut the one that ends up bleeding?
by Alkarii
Sat Apr 13, 2019 8:12 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Chutzpah
Replies: 13
Views: 270

Re: Chutzpah

I remember a time when Popeye was a sailor, man.
by Alkarii
Sat Apr 13, 2019 8:10 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5236
Views: 660013

Re: More Stuff

Does anyone else still scroll down on the main page to look for the big button link to the forums? It would seem that I'm still not used to its absence, as I scroll down almost every time. (Granted, if I start typing the word "forum" in my address bar, it suggests the forum's URL anyway...)
by Alkarii
Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:57 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Same Lack 2019-04-10
Replies: 6
Views: 203

Re: Same Lack 2019-04-10

Y'all've gotten me a bit confused.

As for the comic, I think the castle they're intending to visit is another weak spot between universes, like the school.
by Alkarii
Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:18 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5236
Views: 660013

Re: More Stuff

I've been thinking about going into a random 24 hour diner/truck stop and saying that Large Marge sent me.
by Alkarii
Fri Apr 05, 2019 7:30 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Too Bad 2019-04-05
Replies: 13
Views: 400

Re: Too Bad 2019-04-05

eee wrote:
Fri Apr 05, 2019 7:21 am
Vengeance is a dish best served cold, but with great relish.
That's because it's a pain in the ass to heat it evenly in the microwave.
by Alkarii
Tue Apr 02, 2019 1:58 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5236
Views: 660013

Re: More Stuff

I almost got hit on the highway a little bit ago. Some asshat in a black Dodge (I didn't see if it was a Charger or a Challenger) passed between me and a truck, coming within a foot or so of the front corner of my car. But as luck would have it, I didn't even need to report him, because just seconds...
by Alkarii
Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:57 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5236
Views: 660013

Re: More Stuff

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I bought a new book last weekend. Something called House of Leaves. Any of y'all ever heard of it?
by Alkarii
Mon Apr 01, 2019 12:25 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5236
Views: 660013

Re: More Stuff

Apparently, the hinges on Kohler's quick release seats are so fragile that Herb Kohler himself had to dictate how we build the individual boxes for retail orders. People were putting the seats in them with so much force (putting the boxes on the floor and dropping the seats into them), the hinge mou...
by Alkarii
Sun Mar 31, 2019 9:14 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Tighter Bonds 2019-04-01
Replies: 10
Views: 308

Re: Tighter Bonds 2019-04-01

Was the date from ten years ago intentional?
by Alkarii
Mon Mar 25, 2019 5:32 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Worst Best Friend 2019-03-25
Replies: 26
Views: 602

Re: Worst Best Friend 2019-03-25

I distinctly remember an old comic where Monica was standing in her kitchen wearing ONLY a pair of panties while brewing coffee, and Jin gave her breasts a grope.

Did that not count?
by Alkarii
Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:08 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Love Story 2019-03-22
Replies: 12
Views: 388

Re: Love Story 2019-03-22

Is she going to explode? I hope not, because it'd ruin that nice leather couch...
by Alkarii
Thu Mar 21, 2019 5:42 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5236
Views: 660013

Re: More Stuff

My one-year anniversary as a Kohler employee is April 2nd, so the time I spent as a temp doesn't count towards that, unfortunately.

I'll just be an asshole and start bringing a bucket and some bags to line the thing whenever I'm sick, so if I throw up, it'll be in that.
by Alkarii
Thu Mar 21, 2019 12:50 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5236
Views: 660013

Re: More Stuff

Well, I found out today that if I miss even half a night between now and April 28th (aside from jury duty or getting put in the hospital, or somebody dies), I'll lose my job. This wouldn't be an issue if people weren't being forced to come to work sick and spreading shit around. We don't have sick l...