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by Warrl
Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:57 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Gotta Guess 2018-10-17
Replies: 11
Views: 145

Re: Gotta Guess 2018-10-17

oldmanmickey wrote:
Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:55 am
Could not change a damn light bulb without screwing it up.
But depending on the fixture it goes into, that might be the correct procedure - either for removing the old bulb, or installing the new one.
by Warrl
Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:48 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 169
Views: 31384

Re: Bad Jokes II

Alkarii wrote:
Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:29 am
For some reason, nobody's shocked when a defibrillator fails. You'd think that would be rather concerning.
If not disheartening.
by Warrl
Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:27 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: On current events... (Hot button topic - Kavanaugh Confirmations)
Replies: 42
Views: 387

Re: On current events... (Hot button topic - Kavanaugh Confirmations)

Party politics in the US have often been sordid, shortsighted, and dismissive of the Constitution From talking to people in various other countries on occasion, you could say that about any of them (except that some of them don't really have a constitution to be dismissive of). The one-party states...
by Warrl
Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:22 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Swarm Her 2018-10-03
Replies: 50
Views: 427

Re: Swarm Her 2018-10-03

Opus the Poet wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 5:11 pm
Or a famous scene from the TV version of M*A*S*H, Muldoon says "Someone put tea in my tea cup."
And in a different scene, Klinger said "Somebody put gasoline in my gasoline!"
by Warrl
Sun Oct 07, 2018 7:25 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Al blows out the fourth wall...
Replies: 4
Views: 133

Re: Al blows out the fourth wall...

For your consideration... https://shop.keypublishing.com/issue/View/issue/CLR066/classic-land-rover-nov2018 Note under 'Tech And Toolbox'. Al got bored and wrote an article for popular consumption... I need this for Tiny Human. Humans that tiny tend to grow pretty fast, so you'll need something lar...
by Warrl
Sun Oct 07, 2018 11:25 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: On current events... (Hot button topic - Kavanaugh Confirmations)
Replies: 42
Views: 387

Re: On current events... (Hot button topic - Kavanaugh Confirmations)

But the Democrats couldn't have brought that up because they were okay with Obama doing it.
Whaddaya mean? They've condemned Trump for continuing Obama's perfectly-acceptable-only-racists-would-criticize policies in several other areas, including immigration.
by Warrl
Sat Oct 06, 2018 11:32 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: On current events... (Hot button topic - Kavanaugh Confirmations)
Replies: 42
Views: 387

Re: On current events... (Hot button topic - Kavanaugh Confirmations)

and the people trying to ram him through have the end goals of giving trump the ability to pardon his cronies and himself I've stayed out of this so far, but I have to comment on this. Here is the COMPLETE list of what it takes to give Trump the ability to pardon his cronies: 1) He has to first be ...
by Warrl
Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:31 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: The Crimson Mantis 2018-10-05
Replies: 9
Views: 130

Re: The Crimson Mantis 2018-10-05

Nor the look of a happy aeronaut.

In fact, he looks like he'd be much happier with just the "naut".
by Warrl
Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:29 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Swarm Her 2018-10-03
Replies: 50
Views: 427

Re: Swarm Her 2018-10-03

It's not that the earwig goes in your ear, it's that it comes out the other side, or so I was told in Junior High. Ick! That one just ain't so. However, I did see a "Bizarre ER" episode with a little girl having what her parents thought were seizures. And the hospital was about to send her for a br...
by Warrl
Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:02 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Swarm Her 2018-10-03
Replies: 50
Views: 427

Re: Swarm Her 2018-10-03

Well, I can tell you that earwigs have no special fondness for ears. That is, as compared to other tiny moist holes they can hide in.
by Warrl
Thu Oct 04, 2018 3:20 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Swarm Her 2018-10-03
Replies: 50
Views: 427

Re: Swarm Her 2018-10-03

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by Warrl
Thu Oct 04, 2018 3:13 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: What Did You Do 2018-10-01
Replies: 31
Views: 336

Re: What Did You Do 2018-10-01

It happens because our government(s) actively pander to them, providing everything in every language under the sun. Uh, no. For quite a few things, only English and Spanish. I was once in a fairly crowded Greyhound station in upstate New York. I heard nobody speaking Spanish; on the other hand, abo...
by Warrl
Fri Sep 28, 2018 4:12 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Who Would Win 2018-09-24
Replies: 54
Views: 1375

Re: Who Would Win 2018-09-24

Rather later in the Jenkinsverse series there's a minor character, only shows up in a scene or two. Guy owns a weapons design shop (i.e. he's a gunsmith). Name is Sgt. Howard.
by Warrl
Thu Sep 27, 2018 12:11 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Who Would Win 2018-09-24
Replies: 54
Views: 1375

Re: Who Would Win 2018-09-24

Aka, we are Terminators, or Jason Vorhees. Glytch, you'd love the Xiu Chang Saga , which is part of the Jenkinsverse (at least 8 authors, over a million words) in the "Humanity Fuck Yeah" Reddit. A brief intro to the title character: Xiu is a little Chinese-Canadian woman, going to college to satis...
by Warrl
Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:02 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Who Would Win 2018-09-24
Replies: 54
Views: 1375

Re: Who Would Win 2018-09-24

I occasionally annoy people by claiming that if you go back far enough, EVERYONE has ancestors who were slaves, and EVERYONE has ancestors who were slave-owners. There's also not a single significant piece of inhabited land on the planet that is verifiably controlled by the descendants of the first ...
by Warrl
Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:07 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: First Week - 2018-09-21
Replies: 20
Views: 1053

Re: First Week - 2018-09-21

How about a hormone-tetched tesseract
by Warrl
Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:42 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 4940
Views: 530196

Re: More Stuff

I’ve heard that the more recent generations are focusing less on internalizing knowledge itself but rather they are internalizing how to find the knowledge they need. So, proper use of search engines, proper research methods, how to spot bullshit, stuff like that. Instead of memorizing all of the f...
by Warrl
Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:35 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Lost Count 2018-09-19
Replies: 29
Views: 1170

Re: Lost Count 2018-09-19

Can we add neckties to the list of garments that women with proportionately-large breasts shouldn't wear?
by Warrl
Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:01 am
Forum: Wapsi Square General Discussion
Topic: Tina, Tina, boBinna
Replies: 427
Views: 83198

Re: Tina, Tina, boBinna

Considering that Tina is a conglomerate of demons, should anyone be surprised that her looks tend to change wildly over time? Point is, she's now being portrayed as a conglamorate of demons. That's a bit of a job change. What's next... Tina the fashion model? (Dave wanders away, innocently whistlin...
by Warrl
Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:21 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 4940
Views: 530196

Re: More Stuff

I don't think these went over anyone's head, but they still owe something to the pun vault.