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by Warrl
Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:44 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: The (Other) Lion Tamer Incident
Replies: 18
Views: 736

Re: The (Other) Lion Tamer Incident

Just Old Al wrote:
Tue Jun 11, 2019 5:16 pm
lake_wrangler wrote:
Tue Jun 11, 2019 9:16 am
jwhouk wrote:
Tue Jun 11, 2019 6:53 am
My only question is - what was the original Lion Tamer Incident? Monica and Kevin's Halloween costume?
My personnal guess would be Neil vs. Phix...
Heeheeheehee.......
I did mention it in this story.
by Warrl
Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:42 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5352
Views: 689034

Re: More Stuff

Do your neighborhood recyclers a favor: take a broad tip felt pen and write "BEDBUGS" in large letters on both sides of the bags you put the mattress and box spring in.
by Warrl
Sun Jul 14, 2019 1:04 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Anyone Want Some Grapefruit?
Replies: 185
Views: 20823

Re: Anyone Want Some Grapefruit?

While a grepfruit tree would process text and print any lines which match a specified pattern... For those who have a text file to parse, but have no computer nearby... Anyone for a slice of a nice apple, grepfruit, and raspberry pie? https://www.crosstimecafe.com/images/smilies/driftnuke1.gif
by Warrl
Sat Jul 06, 2019 11:11 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Schtupid Email Scams
Replies: 186
Views: 24737

Re: Schtupid Email Scams

If they manage to convince (or panic) even 1 in 1000 of the people whose email addresses they have harvested (and pretend to have hacked) they can probably make enough Bitcoin to pay for the address lists and software tools they purchased, and make a profit. ... As is so often the case, it's the na...
by Warrl
Sat Jun 22, 2019 3:58 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: June 4th - Quick Update
Replies: 27
Views: 1129

Re: June 4th - Quick Update

AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 3:55 pm
good to hear

i was half afraid i was gonna hear that, unbeknownst to me, a case of Author Existence Failure might have occurred
I don't know where that link is supposed to go, but it doesn't.
by Warrl
Tue Jun 11, 2019 3:02 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: The (Other) Lion Tamer Incident
Replies: 18
Views: 736

Re: The (Other) Lion Tamer Incident

we crank out a lot of these but few of them make it here. Somebody gets a silly idea and throws up a rough draft of the first two-thirds of the story, then other people pitch in ideas for the other two-thirds (yeah, the math is a bit weird), and some scenes get written up and then re-written up and...
by Warrl
Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:43 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: * cricket * cricket *
Replies: 14
Views: 510

Re: * cricket * cricket *

Hey, I just (over the last 3 days or so) put a new story up in fan art...
by Warrl
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:02 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: The (Other) Lion Tamer Incident
Replies: 18
Views: 736

Re: The (Other) Lion Tamer Incident

<BugsBunny>That's all folks!</BugsBunny>
by Warrl
Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:59 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: The (Other) Lion Tamer Incident
Replies: 18
Views: 736

Re: The (Other) Lion Tamer Incident

The task force, assembled in the conference room, finished watching the only video that covered the end of the incident. Neil - an extra in the group - chuckled. "Good job, Dixie. And you didn't break form once. Phix will be so proud." "I'm sure," Brandi agreed. "But where do we stand?" "I'm actuall...
by Warrl
Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:06 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: The (Other) Lion Tamer Incident
Replies: 18
Views: 736

Re: The (Other) Lion Tamer Incident

A few minutes later the girl shooed the large cat into the pen, just as John got a call on his radio. "John, we don't have another free pen in there for Nessa and her cubs, do we?" "Negative, boss." "Damn. Sedate the big guy. We'll be back in five minutes and sort it out then." "Sedate Caruso. Pleas...
by Warrl
Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:40 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: The (Other) Lion Tamer Incident
Replies: 18
Views: 736

Re: The (Other) Lion Tamer Incident

(Wondering if you figured out who the girl is. Just yes or no, please. The clues are there but I'm hoping it isn't too obvious.)
by Warrl
Sun Jun 09, 2019 10:43 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: The (Other) Lion Tamer Incident
Replies: 18
Views: 736

Re: The (Other) Lion Tamer Incident

"OFF. HIM." The lion roared his displeasure at the intrusion. The child roared back, straight in the lion's face. The lion abruptly flopped on its side, tail thumping on the ground. "That's better. Now roll over." The girl grabbed one of the lion's front paws and forced the cat to roll away from th...
by Warrl
Sat Jun 08, 2019 10:15 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: The (Other) Lion Tamer Incident
Replies: 18
Views: 736

Re: The (Other) Lion Tamer Incident

Roger, working crowd control in the Nocturnal House, heard a lot of screaming from outside. And it wasn't the usual screaming of kids playing. He stepped to the exit door and looked out. To his left, he saw a male lion calmly strolling across the lawn. To his right, a little girl in a blue dress, wa...
by Warrl
Sat Jun 08, 2019 11:24 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: The (Other) Lion Tamer Incident
Replies: 18
Views: 736

Re: The (Other) Lion Tamer Incident

A second-grade field trip to the zoo occasionally results in interesting stories that will be retold in teachers' lounges and continuing-education workshops for decades. When the second graders are from Gryphon Elementary, the conversation decreases somewhat but the interesting reaches an entirely d...
by Warrl
Sat Jun 08, 2019 12:08 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: The (Other) Lion Tamer Incident
Replies: 18
Views: 736

The (Other) Lion Tamer Incident

The phone on Brandi's desk rang, a tone indicating an internal call. She set aside a wad of paperwork and picked up the receiver. "Director Oduya." "Director, this is Andrew in social-media screening. We have a weird one. Either we can ignore it completely, or it's big. Over a hundred eyewitnesses, ...
by Warrl
Fri Jun 07, 2019 5:26 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: June 4th - Quick Update
Replies: 27
Views: 1129

Re: June 4th - Quick Update

Yeah, but apparently "chonky" isn't necessarily fat, flabby, or chunky. Someone told me that muscles can contribute to chonk. It's a cute look, kind of like the big paws on a lynx or a snow leopard. Take a look at a real ballet dancer's legs... My daughter at 18 (after dancing since she was 5, typi...
by Warrl
Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:05 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5352
Views: 689034

Re: More Stuff

In SOuth Carolina there is (or was - it's been a long time since i was out that way) a stretch of US 29 where there's a mile difference in distance one the southbound and northbound lanes between Greenville and Spartanburg. In North Carolina, there's a couple of miles on I-85 where the northbound l...
by Warrl
Wed May 22, 2019 1:16 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Short Break 2019-05-17
Replies: 26
Views: 1258

Re: Short Break 2019-05-17

Any word on how long Paul's gonna have to take off? This is one of those things that takes however long it takes. And nobody knows how long that is until it's all over but the paperwork and ceremonies. I've seen similar situations that were expected to be just days, turn out to be months. And the o...
by Warrl
Sun May 19, 2019 7:28 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Schtupid Email Scams
Replies: 186
Views: 24737

Re: Schtupid Email Scams

I'm not quite sure, but I think the same is true with a d20. There's certain kinds of dice where that doesn't hold true, though. We used to have some six-sided dice where, if you picked the correct two of the four, you were guaranteed to always roll 7 or 11. On one of those two the opposite-sides t...
by Warrl
Sun May 19, 2019 7:22 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Short Break 2019-05-17
Replies: 26
Views: 1258

Re: Short Break 2019-05-17

AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Sun May 19, 2019 2:29 am
Nudge needs to see a farrier. She's starting to get ragged "snowshoe" hooves.
I would think Nudge can trim her own toenails.

Or maybe she and Phix trade off giving each other pedicures.