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by lake_wrangler
Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:37 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Not Intended 2019-04-17
Replies: 9
Views: 80

Re: Not Intended 2019-04-17

Bud: "How dare you use my own words against me!"
by lake_wrangler
Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:36 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Not Intended 2019-04-17
Replies: 9
Views: 80

Re: Not Intended 2019-04-17

Too late, Bud: you've already dug your hole...
by lake_wrangler
Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:59 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We Trust You 2019-04-15
Replies: 18
Views: 151

Re: We Trust You 2019-04-15

If the bodies are vaporized, you don't have to count them. Nobody will notice... if there’s nobody to notice. "Good magicians leave no signs of how the trick was done. Evil magicians leave no sign a trick WAS done. Which would you prefer I am today?" Don't forget the reference ... By the way, your ...
by lake_wrangler
Tue Apr 16, 2019 7:51 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We Trust You 2019-04-15
Replies: 18
Views: 151

Re: We Trust You 2019-04-15

oldmanmickey wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:39 am
Besides Aunt Bud, nobody makes a good chaperone.
Why? Is she holding the copyright to the chaperone-making plans? :?

In that case, I wouldn't want to see what happens when someone tries to reverse engineer one of Bud's chaperones... :shock:
by lake_wrangler
Sun Apr 14, 2019 10:40 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We Trust You 2019-04-15
Replies: 18
Views: 151

We Trust You 2019-04-15

Well, if it's school endorsed, nothing can go wrong, right?

Go on, Bud, you know you waaaannnt it...
by lake_wrangler
Sat Apr 13, 2019 7:32 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Chutzpah
Replies: 13
Views: 74

Re: Chutzpah

That's okay. In the US, there's Little Caesar's pizza, with a motto of "Pizza! Pizza!". In Ontario, there's Pizza! Pizza! pizza. Apparently they worked out the trademark argument with just an agreement that they wouldn't expand into each other's markets. I actually worked as a pizza delivery driver...
by lake_wrangler
Sat Apr 13, 2019 7:29 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5222
Views: 648956

Re: More Stuff

What I find odd, as well, is the fact that the "First" and "Last" navigational buttons no longer seem to have an image associated with them... The words "First" and "Last" still show up at the proper place, but there is no image (like the foot for "Comments" or the forward or backward facing monkeys...
by lake_wrangler
Sat Apr 13, 2019 7:23 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Port-and-Starboard Tree
Replies: 21
Views: 172

Re: Port-and-Starboard Tree

At least wait until it's old and yellow... And has saved you from getting bit by a rabid wolf, but was bitten itself in the process... Hmm.. So, the bark would be well chewed before being released? Umm... I don't know... I was actually making a reference to the Disney movie "Old Yeller" (based on a...
by lake_wrangler
Sat Apr 13, 2019 7:02 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5222
Views: 648956

Re: More Stuff

I'll follow this with an amusing quote displayed by my wallpaper changer:
“Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.” - Calvin Trillin
by lake_wrangler
Sat Apr 13, 2019 6:38 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Port-and-Starboard Tree
Replies: 21
Views: 172

Re: Port-and-Starboard Tree

Atomic wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 12:37 am
AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2019 7:34 pm
Dave wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2019 6:30 pm
Every responsible adult should be able to shoot his/her own dogwood, when necessary.
hsss
At least wait until it's old and yellow...
And has saved you from getting bit by a rabid wolf, but was bitten itself in the process...
by lake_wrangler
Sat Apr 13, 2019 6:32 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Chutzpah
Replies: 13
Views: 74

Re: Chutzpah

I remember a time when, in Québec City, Popeye's was a burger joint...
by lake_wrangler
Sat Apr 13, 2019 6:31 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5222
Views: 648956

Re: More Stuff

According to the portable blackboard outside of a café and drinking establishment along the bus route I work every day, it takes 139 glasses of wine to fill a bath tub... I can't help but think that can't be right, as it seems to me a bath tub would take a lot more liquid than that. Unless you're ta...
by lake_wrangler
Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:58 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Same Lack 2019-04-10
Replies: 6
Views: 91

Re: Same Lack 2019-04-10

FreeFlier wrote:
Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:50 pm
Wolf-who-watches wrote:Sometimes the walls between the worlds leak.
. . .

Coming from someone who (apparently) walks through walls . . .

--FreeFlier
Quick! Someone bring a mop and a bucket!
by lake_wrangler
Mon Apr 08, 2019 8:48 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 210
Views: 43245

Re: Bad Jokes II

Heard the following on the radio, from Laugh Again ministries , with Phil Callaway: "I have a fear of speed bumps... but I'm getting over it..." and "They say that there are more people who are afraid of public speaking than there are people who are afraid of snakes... but I've never seen anyone wal...
by lake_wrangler
Mon Apr 08, 2019 8:43 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Only Others 2019-04-08
Replies: 18
Views: 238

Re: Only Others 2019-04-08

TazManiac wrote:
Mon Apr 08, 2019 4:36 pm
AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Mon Apr 08, 2019 2:04 pm
jwhouk wrote:
Mon Apr 08, 2019 12:23 pm
Nothing beats a Phix Cookie.
Keebler begs to differ
The Oracle from the Matrix begs to differ...
And they'll both be begging for their lives, should they ever run across Phix, and make their claims...
by lake_wrangler
Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:43 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5222
Views: 648956

Re: More Stuff

Here's another interesting quote:
If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused of things you never did, and later, credited for virtues you never had.
I. F. Stone
by lake_wrangler
Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:50 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5222
Views: 648956

Re: More Stuff

Somehow, this quote does not surprise me...
“Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.” - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware
speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
by lake_wrangler
Mon Apr 01, 2019 12:35 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 210
Views: 43245

Re: Bad Jokes II

Taken from here:

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by lake_wrangler
Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:42 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5222
Views: 648956

Re: More Stuff

Now that I've installed Ubuntu Studio 18.04, the wallpaper switcher program works properly, again. Here's one of the quotes it displayed today: “Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?” - Spike Milligan And another one: “Don't look back!" "W...