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by Opus the Poet
Tue Nov 29, 2022 10:16 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?
Replies: 83
Views: 4057

Re: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?

Re: Bront: As long as you don't say it tastes like chicken. Bront is hard to describe, It's a very lean meat as the Orions raise it in the Terran system, with a mild flavor like corn-fed pork, but not exactly like pork, so it does best when moist heat is applied, or low and slow heat like pit barbe...
by Opus the Poet
Tue Nov 22, 2022 2:35 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?
Replies: 83
Views: 4057

Re: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?

Tell your "friend" in Tel Aviv to prepare for several tons of small stones then. Seriously, they packed every spare cc of the cargo hold with these things, aside from what space I set aside for my favorite foods from there. Bront steaks are not the same as beef or pork, but they're pretty ...
by Opus the Poet
Mon Nov 21, 2022 11:12 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?
Replies: 83
Views: 4057

Re: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?

Opus, mate - we need to talk about those industrial rocks the Orions are sticking you with.I have friends in Tel Aviv in the trade who can take quantities like that and convert them, so no need to fritter (pardon the pun) them away in straight sales. In any case, I am in the market, small stones li...
by Opus the Poet
Mon Nov 21, 2022 11:05 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?
Replies: 83
Views: 4057

Re: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?

I'm quite familiar with the alternative, Warrl, I experienced it for a couple of minutes back near the start of the 21st century. It's nice, but I wouldn't want to live there. The TV there sucks.
by Opus the Poet
Fri Nov 18, 2022 12:07 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?
Replies: 83
Views: 4057

Re: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?

I just put my wife in a nursing home because I can't take care of her, and I was hoping to see someone besides Tina and the pit boss in here. Tina, cuppa Irish Breakfast with 2 1/2 sugars and a splash of milk, and an apple fritter if you could be so kind. Will a cup of half-karat diamonds cover that...
by Opus the Poet
Thu Nov 10, 2022 1:16 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: 2022-10-22 Kimodameshi update
Replies: 1
Views: 364

Re: 2022-10-22 Kimodameshi update

After all this buildup it's going to feel like a letdown if it's like a 3 minute short. :twisted:
by Opus the Poet
Mon Nov 07, 2022 1:11 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?
Replies: 83
Views: 4057

Re: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?

Well, it's a bit warmer today, and it would be rude of me to stop by without ordering anything, so Pit Boss could I trouble you for smoked sausage and another serving of that potato salad? And Tina could you rustle up a pitcher of sweet tea pretty please darlin'? Thank you kindly. And the diamonds w...
by Opus the Poet
Thu Nov 03, 2022 2:47 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?
Replies: 83
Views: 4057

Re: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?

We're not getting colors this year except for brown. The drought kinda killed the colors this year and our trees aren't doing so good. The pecan didn't fruit, and the squirrels are looking thin and are getting aggressive over what little food there is.
by Opus the Poet
Wed Nov 02, 2022 8:59 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?
Replies: 83
Views: 4057

Re: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?

Hey lake wrangler how's the weather in Quebec? We had a high of 72F today, finally getting some fall weather here in TX.

Pit boss, could I trouble you for a slice or two of brisket and a scoop of that 'tater salad? And Tina I need some more tea if you please and Thank You.
by Opus the Poet
Mon Oct 31, 2022 2:52 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?
Replies: 83
Views: 4057

Re: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?

If that's your criterion then you have set a low bar. Mine is set on how much room you leave vulnerable road users like cyclists and pedestrians. Or if you use your vehicle as a weapon, then you're most definitely a bad driver. Anywho, pit boss, could I trouble you for a smoked sausage and another r...
by Opus the Poet
Wed Oct 26, 2022 2:56 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?
Replies: 83
Views: 4057

Re: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?

Fools that know they are silly are much easier to deal with than any of the ones I listed. The major problem is most fools don't think they are, the Dunning-Kruger effect. Same as most (like 75-80%) of drivers declare their driving as "above average to exceptional".
by Opus the Poet
Tue Oct 25, 2022 2:02 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?
Replies: 83
Views: 4057

Re: We have until around Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?

lake_wrangler wrote: Mon Oct 24, 2022 1:01 am
Just Old Al wrote: Sun Oct 23, 2022 9:16 pmYes, I am being a silly fool.
The Redundancy Department of Redundancy would like to point out that there is pretty much no other kind of fool... :mrgreen:
Nope, there are old fools, obstinate fools, stubborn fools (not the same thing)...
by Opus the Poet
Sun Oct 23, 2022 2:16 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?
Replies: 83
Views: 4057

Re: We have until around Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?

Actually if Ceres was just floating out there all by its lonesome I could probably do the calculations on my phone. :twisted: But every so often there are a bunch of stuff that gets "in the way" of the direct approach and I think this is one of those times. Ceres' eccentricity and the othe...
by Opus the Poet
Sun Oct 23, 2022 2:07 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: 2022-10-22 Kimodameshi update
Replies: 1
Views: 364

2022-10-22 Kimodameshi update

http://wapsisquare.com/comic/kimodameshi-update/
Well, now looking for a Christmas release for the animated short. I'll be changing the title of the Wapsiholics Anonymous post to reflect this.
by Opus the Poet
Fri Oct 21, 2022 1:24 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?
Replies: 83
Views: 4057

Re: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?

Between allergies and cataracts life has been a hazy blur for me most of this week. In fact I'm having to take frequent pauses to see what I'm typing because of the eye goop wandering across my corneas, but I manage. Tina could I trouble you for an Irish Breakfast with 2 1/2 sugars and a bear claw? ...
by Opus the Poet
Thu Oct 13, 2022 7:34 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: New Teasers up On Patreon
Replies: 0
Views: 405

New Teasers up On Patreon

Just so y'all know Pablo has a new teaser up on Patreon to go with the pinups. And several pinups.
by Opus the Poet
Tue Oct 11, 2022 12:55 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?
Replies: 83
Views: 4057

Re: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?

Pit boss, a serving of brisket and a side of that tater salad if you would. I've been doing a bunch of travelling (on Earth this time) and I've developed quite an appetite.
by Opus the Poet
Fri Oct 07, 2022 12:28 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?
Replies: 83
Views: 4057

Re: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?

I have that at most places . . . getting old is hell, but it beats the alternative. Having "sampled" the alternative a few times (I have a frequent customer loyalty card for Charon's Ferry) I can vouch that being old beats being dead. When it doesn't I will stay dead if I can. I've been t...
by Opus the Poet
Wed Oct 05, 2022 9:48 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?
Replies: 83
Views: 4057

Re: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?

Well, that was interesting. Could I trouble the pit boss for some pulled pork and a hamburger bun? And about half a plate of that tater salad? I had to take a pretty long hike between the bank and the post office yesterday and I'm still a mite down on calories because I did not feel like cooking aft...
by Opus the Poet
Sun Oct 02, 2022 2:07 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?
Replies: 83
Views: 4057

Re: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?

Passes out samples of Basic Ration Protein bars. "Not the best thing in the world, but still pretty tasty especially if you're hungry." The protein bars are basically the same as the Basic Rations except for added shredded fish and ground bront before pressing and toasting, and they are to...