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by Sgt. Howard
Thu Mar 28, 2024 11:59 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Lipstick on a goat, commentary page.
Replies: 0
Views: 2

Lipstick on a goat, commentary page.

Got a bit of burnout from the wedding, had started this a while back and decided to polish it off and kick it out. Originally titled "Menage-e-goat", I decided on something less provocative.

Enjoy!
by Sgt. Howard
Thu Mar 28, 2024 11:53 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Lipstick on a goat
Replies: 0
Views: 3

Lipstick on a goat

Nudge was bored. Horribly bored. Even her most devious pranks held no appeal. She actually went to the 'Input" pile to see if there was anything interesting there, an act that she would normally lift her nose at, were it suggested as an alleviation of boredom. There on top of the pile was a 'Vi...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Feb 19, 2024 12:46 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Next Animated Short “Unlimited Power” 2024-02-10
Replies: 11
Views: 283

Re: Next Animated Short “Unlimited Power” 2024-02-10

There's just enough fanny there to misadventure a pinch... Fixed that for you. Pinching the derriere of a golem, without an explicit personal invitation to do so, could initiate a truly memorable Darwin Award ceremony. I mean, the pinchee might be feeling merciful enough to just poit the pincher (s...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Feb 19, 2024 12:29 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Next Animated Short “Unlimited Power” 2024-02-10
Replies: 11
Views: 283

Re: Next Animated Short “Unlimited Power” 2024-02-10

There's just enough fanny there to venture a pinch...
by Sgt. Howard
Wed Jan 17, 2024 1:33 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Daylla In The Sun 2023-12-30
Replies: 6
Views: 710

Re: Daylla In The Sun 2023-12-30

It just occurred to me that metal gets really hot when left in direct sunlight for a while, soooo... her boyfriend probably won't be reapplying her sunscreen with his bare hands. Aaaand now it just occurred to me that she might use a buffer with polishing cream for her skin care routine. Or maybe f...
by Sgt. Howard
Fri Dec 22, 2023 12:41 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Cold Update 2023-12-11
Replies: 14
Views: 1559

Re: Cold Update 2023-12-11

We have no TV service in this house- DVD/BLU RAY capacity and occasionally YOUTUBE. I don't miss it.
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Dec 19, 2023 1:13 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Cold Update 2023-12-11
Replies: 14
Views: 1559

Re: Cold Update 2023-12-11

FreeFlier wrote: Mon Dec 18, 2023 11:47 pm Which of the cast was it that was watching daytime TV and drinking when she had a cold?

--FreeFlier
Tina
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Dec 18, 2023 1:29 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6272
Views: 2656141

Re: More Stuff

Welp, I'm wrapping up my last day of being 35. I made a nice roast that turned out great. I used both beef and pork in it, along with potatoes, baby carrots, and two kinds of mushrooms... it's going to be dinner for most of the week. I wish I was that young- I will be 70 in August. Many happy retur...
by Sgt. Howard
Fri Dec 15, 2023 1:25 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Cold Update 2023-12-11
Replies: 14
Views: 1559

Re: Cold Update 2023-12-11

Opus the Poet wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 3:39 pm It's enough that I want to be able to send a steaming pot of chicken soup over the Internet, but that won't happen.
Matzo ball soup- guaranteed results. Works every time.
by Sgt. Howard
Fri Dec 01, 2023 12:07 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Caught a bad cold 2023-11-30
Replies: 1
Views: 835

Caught a bad cold 2023-11-30

May I lick tha.. er... clean that off for you?


https://wapsisquare.com/comic/caught-a-bad-cold/
by Sgt. Howard
Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:07 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Bonding 2023-11-29
Replies: 3
Views: 1406

Re: Bonding 2023-11-29

Willing cohorts! The "mischief meter" just pegged out!
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Nov 14, 2023 9:51 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Dunked On You 2023-11-13
Replies: 7
Views: 2000

Re: Dunked On You 2023-11-13

Just Old Al wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 9:44 pm
Sgt. Howard wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 2:17 am 2) When was I on television?
Weren't you a stand-in for Bonzo The Chimp in the Ronald Reagan movies?

Leaving now......
Pestilent schluck...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Nov 14, 2023 2:17 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Dunked On You 2023-11-13
Replies: 7
Views: 2000

Re: Dunked On You 2023-11-13

I find it interesting that there was commentary in fanfiction while this THIS posting was out before anybody commented on THIS posting... If I want to comment on your comment on this posting about Monday's strip, should I do so over in the fan-fiction section? (I don't think you're fictional, even ...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Nov 14, 2023 12:07 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Dunked On You 2023-11-13
Replies: 7
Views: 2000

Re: Dunked On You 2023-11-13

I find it interesting that there was commentary in fanfiction while this THIS posting was out before anybody commented on THIS posting...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Oct 24, 2023 11:45 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Doki Doki 2023-10-25
Replies: 4
Views: 2286

Re: Doki Doki 2023-10-25

Dave wrote: Tue Oct 24, 2023 11:04 pm https://wapsisquare.com/comic/doki-doki/

Perhaps an unwise choice of ring-tone?
Can you name a ringtone that WOULDN'T trip Cassie's trigger under those circumstances?
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Sep 18, 2023 12:51 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Believing 2023-09-14
Replies: 4
Views: 3805

Re: Believing 2023-09-14

Dave wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2023 10:47 pm https://wapsisquare.com/comic/believing/

"Cogito, ergo sum."

Does this mean that a person who gets themselves stupid-drunk is at risk of no longer existing?
Only if they 1) pick a fight with the biggest guy in the bar or 2) attempt to drive.
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Aug 28, 2023 12:18 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Den Mothers 2023-08-28
Replies: 3
Views: 3411

Re: Den Mothers 2023-08-28

Dave wrote: Sun Aug 27, 2023 7:31 pm https://wapsisquare.com/comic/den-mothers/

Briar does have an interesting way of going about life...
She sorta 'brambles' along...
by Sgt. Howard
Wed Aug 23, 2023 12:05 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Excuse Me!? 2023-08-21
Replies: 8
Views: 4281

Re: Excuse Me!? 2023-08-21

We got 2 comics in one day! Woo! https://wapsisquare.com/comic/excuse-me-2/ I know I'm old, I was just in a discussion about how people learned about sex before the Internet. Answer: Not very well unless you lived in a good school district. I actually learned from my babysitter when I was not quite...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Jul 25, 2023 10:30 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6272
Views: 2656141

Re: More Stuff

I still expect to see my boy James on occasion. His ashes sit in an oak box on a shelf in the living room.
by Sgt. Howard
Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:49 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt Howard's wedding
Replies: 28
Views: 7579

Re: Sgt Howard's wedding

"Hullo- here they come now," Al commented as Greg and Charles emerged from the front door. "... Pop- what's he doing in MY jeans?" James demanded. "Well, he don't fit in mine, an' his are in th' wash raht naow." "Yea, well- don't go puking on them..." Georgett...