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by Sgt. Howard
Mon Feb 19, 2024 12:46 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Next Animated Short “Unlimited Power” 2024-02-10
Replies: 11
Views: 270

Re: Next Animated Short “Unlimited Power” 2024-02-10

There's just enough fanny there to misadventure a pinch... Fixed that for you. Pinching the derriere of a golem, without an explicit personal invitation to do so, could initiate a truly memorable Darwin Award ceremony. I mean, the pinchee might be feeling merciful enough to just poit the pincher (s...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Feb 19, 2024 12:29 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Next Animated Short “Unlimited Power” 2024-02-10
Replies: 11
Views: 270

Re: Next Animated Short “Unlimited Power” 2024-02-10

There's just enough fanny there to venture a pinch...
by Sgt. Howard
Wed Jan 17, 2024 1:33 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Daylla In The Sun 2023-12-30
Replies: 6
Views: 700

Re: Daylla In The Sun 2023-12-30

It just occurred to me that metal gets really hot when left in direct sunlight for a while, soooo... her boyfriend probably won't be reapplying her sunscreen with his bare hands. Aaaand now it just occurred to me that she might use a buffer with polishing cream for her skin care routine. Or maybe f...
by Sgt. Howard
Fri Dec 22, 2023 12:41 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Cold Update 2023-12-11
Replies: 14
Views: 1548

Re: Cold Update 2023-12-11

We have no TV service in this house- DVD/BLU RAY capacity and occasionally YOUTUBE. I don't miss it.
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Dec 19, 2023 1:13 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Cold Update 2023-12-11
Replies: 14
Views: 1548

Re: Cold Update 2023-12-11

FreeFlier wrote: Mon Dec 18, 2023 11:47 pm Which of the cast was it that was watching daytime TV and drinking when she had a cold?

--FreeFlier
Tina
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Dec 18, 2023 1:29 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6271
Views: 2653883

Re: More Stuff

Welp, I'm wrapping up my last day of being 35. I made a nice roast that turned out great. I used both beef and pork in it, along with potatoes, baby carrots, and two kinds of mushrooms... it's going to be dinner for most of the week. I wish I was that young- I will be 70 in August. Many happy retur...
by Sgt. Howard
Fri Dec 15, 2023 1:25 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Cold Update 2023-12-11
Replies: 14
Views: 1548

Re: Cold Update 2023-12-11

Opus the Poet wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 3:39 pm It's enough that I want to be able to send a steaming pot of chicken soup over the Internet, but that won't happen.
Matzo ball soup- guaranteed results. Works every time.
by Sgt. Howard
Fri Dec 01, 2023 12:07 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Caught a bad cold 2023-11-30
Replies: 1
Views: 828

Caught a bad cold 2023-11-30

May I lick tha.. er... clean that off for you?


https://wapsisquare.com/comic/caught-a-bad-cold/
by Sgt. Howard
Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:07 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Bonding 2023-11-29
Replies: 3
Views: 1394

Re: Bonding 2023-11-29

Willing cohorts! The "mischief meter" just pegged out!
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Nov 14, 2023 9:51 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Dunked On You 2023-11-13
Replies: 7
Views: 1990

Re: Dunked On You 2023-11-13

Just Old Al wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 9:44 pm
Sgt. Howard wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 2:17 am 2) When was I on television?
Weren't you a stand-in for Bonzo The Chimp in the Ronald Reagan movies?

Leaving now......
Pestilent schluck...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Nov 14, 2023 2:17 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Dunked On You 2023-11-13
Replies: 7
Views: 1990

Re: Dunked On You 2023-11-13

I find it interesting that there was commentary in fanfiction while this THIS posting was out before anybody commented on THIS posting... If I want to comment on your comment on this posting about Monday's strip, should I do so over in the fan-fiction section? (I don't think you're fictional, even ...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Nov 14, 2023 12:07 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Dunked On You 2023-11-13
Replies: 7
Views: 1990

Re: Dunked On You 2023-11-13

I find it interesting that there was commentary in fanfiction while this THIS posting was out before anybody commented on THIS posting...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Oct 24, 2023 11:45 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Doki Doki 2023-10-25
Replies: 4
Views: 2284

Re: Doki Doki 2023-10-25

Dave wrote: Tue Oct 24, 2023 11:04 pm https://wapsisquare.com/comic/doki-doki/

Perhaps an unwise choice of ring-tone?
Can you name a ringtone that WOULDN'T trip Cassie's trigger under those circumstances?
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Sep 18, 2023 12:51 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Believing 2023-09-14
Replies: 4
Views: 3800

Re: Believing 2023-09-14

Dave wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2023 10:47 pm https://wapsisquare.com/comic/believing/

"Cogito, ergo sum."

Does this mean that a person who gets themselves stupid-drunk is at risk of no longer existing?
Only if they 1) pick a fight with the biggest guy in the bar or 2) attempt to drive.
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Aug 28, 2023 12:18 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Den Mothers 2023-08-28
Replies: 3
Views: 3405

Re: Den Mothers 2023-08-28

Dave wrote: Sun Aug 27, 2023 7:31 pm https://wapsisquare.com/comic/den-mothers/

Briar does have an interesting way of going about life...
She sorta 'brambles' along...
by Sgt. Howard
Wed Aug 23, 2023 12:05 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Excuse Me!? 2023-08-21
Replies: 8
Views: 4273

Re: Excuse Me!? 2023-08-21

We got 2 comics in one day! Woo! https://wapsisquare.com/comic/excuse-me-2/ I know I'm old, I was just in a discussion about how people learned about sex before the Internet. Answer: Not very well unless you lived in a good school district. I actually learned from my babysitter when I was not quite...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Jul 25, 2023 10:30 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6271
Views: 2653883

Re: More Stuff

I still expect to see my boy James on occasion. His ashes sit in an oak box on a shelf in the living room.
by Sgt. Howard
Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:49 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt Howard's wedding
Replies: 28
Views: 7556

Re: Sgt Howard's wedding

"Hullo- here they come now," Al commented as Greg and Charles emerged from the front door. "... Pop- what's he doing in MY jeans?" James demanded. "Well, he don't fit in mine, an' his are in th' wash raht naow." "Yea, well- don't go puking on them..." Georgett...
by Sgt. Howard
Wed Jul 12, 2023 2:23 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt. Howard's Wedding- comments section
Replies: 59
Views: 15880

Re: Sgt. Howard's Wedding- comments section

During the dark ages, man found out he could kill dragons. It escalated from there... Indeed so. It was a sorry time. As I recall, the real action occurred in what's now Germany. The humans there learned how to kill dragons... and hunted dragons to extinction. The Drachen, the Lindwürmer - all gone...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Jul 11, 2023 10:34 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt Howard's wedding
Replies: 28
Views: 7556

Re: Sgt Howard's wedding

As he tucked in the shirt, Charles asked, "Soooo... what's with Georgette? I mean, she all but jumped on my face... and in front of her Ladyfriend at that, unless I am mistaken," "Ah'm a bit s'prised on that m'se'f- she WUZ s'posed t'... distract ... yew... but she hit on yew lahk a s...