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Pinochia has made the transition- she has become a creature of flesh and blood. As to the 'Bia' signature in her eyes... well, that might mean something other than Bia. Of course she is confused... as we are... but her wings are now white, her voices are now 'monominded' and her form is a different ...

When Monica went to the Bar
She was raped by a critter called 'TAR'
so she turned up the fryer
with astrial fire
and did 'Shish Kabob a la Mar'

Jabberwonkey- I recomend the M-120. Big Boom. Antioch grenades cannot be imported into this country since the Clinton grenade ban went into effect, holy or otherwise. What few are still in country have quadrupled in price, used or not... and nobody is selling. We DO have a holy hand grenade of Pitts...

Holy hand grenade? Do you want the Mk II or Mk III? Or the M-58? We also have semi-holy grenades, agnostic grenades and satanic grenades. I personally prefer the Congressional Mk. IV (hot gas) as a crowd control... but it's not Sphinx rated. A Mk III flashbang can stun most sphinx sized creatures wi...

I'm not wearing steak sauce for any damn cat.

Nudge's words sound a whole lot braver than her face looks right now- I would think the hope is she kills quickly. In THAT level of rage, she won't toy with her prey.

Wow... LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!! Phix apparently needs to hit full momentum before she can calm down... either that or Nudge is taking advantage of the 'fully belly, slow tabby" syndrome. It might be a while before Phix fully forgives Nudge for this little episode... popcorn? Don't mind if I...

Remember when the library told these two that they needed each other? Perhaps now is what they/it had in mind... Phix needs to re-assess who and what she is angry with and from there make peace with her grand-daughter Shelly. Then she needs to speak words of wisdom to Monica. Possibly then she needs...

Yup- she WAS more concerned about Monica's reaction than anything else. There WAS history between them. Nudge really isn't that fluffed abount the gore... but her manipulation of the conversation doesn't seem ... prudent? ... at this point.
Are Drama Queens tasty?

Somehow, I doubt Phix lost herself- she just re-connected with her more feral side. For all we know, Nudge might be ticked that she wasn't in on the party... but there is a sort of "WTF!!!" expression on her face... maybe not shocked, but at the very least concerned for her own safety. Phi...

"I would think the rank might be more like Mst. Gunnery Sgt. (Gunny for those that follow NCIS) . In the field the Captain will always listen to Gunny.." ... actually, never more than an E-5 ARMY Sgt.- assigned to medical corps at that... always a REMF, never went overseas... but there WAS...

Her only regrets are likely to be the way she lost-control-of-bodily-function-FREAKED-out Monica... turned INTO a savage beast? She has never been anything else, in spite of her civilized veneer. You notice the Gorgon is taking it all in stride? As is Nudge? Phix will do a proper grooming and go bac...

Sgt. Howard: Uh... Phix?... You there, hon? Phix: BUUURP! Mrrrowl.... Sgt. Howard: I... uh... brought the A-1 sauce you wanted, but ... well.... I guess I'll do a rain check on that, OK? Phix: BLAURRRF! prrrrrrrowl... scritch my back, please... right at the base of the tail... BRAFFF! Sgt. Howard: U...

OK... so now I know that chip-on-her-now-empty-shoulders is/was a female apos Sphinx, that the bloodline situation for Shelly was engineered by the critter that proved to be her maternal unit, that Phix has a deadly right hook that turns a titan into a projectile (armor and masonry piercing at that)...

Hmmmm... the laws of the feral seem quite disgusting to us 'civilized' humans, eh? Just remember that as a species, WE define 'brutal' and 'inhumane' far better than creatures of 'less intellect'- I assure you, I have seen what 'civilized man' is capable of and it makes this look like child's play. ...

Ok... she just walloped a titan THROUGH stone masonry... she is padding off for YOUR protection... I have seen this behaviour before. DO. NOT. FOLLOW. Allow main boilers to equalise before approaching, and even then approach with caution. There's a mighty powerful charge held by a mighty flimsy trig...

Cripes amighty- give that girl a set of brass and she'll deck a main battle tank! I've made some travel a bit, come up off their heels, do a full flip and all that... but I've NEVER struck anyone hard enough to put them through STONE MASONRY! Come to think of it, I've never perforated anything tough...

It really is something to ponder
in this wierd internet yonder
that we discuss the art
of a fish that can fart
yet none of us seem any blonder...

HARHARHARHARHAR!!!
Remember Billy Mumey's "Fish Heads"?
FISH FARTS FISH FARTS
STINKY GREASY FISH FARTS
FISH FARTS FISH FARTS
TOOT THEM OUT (Pew!)
... sooo...Oskar's a 'rootin' TOOTIN' Beta, eh?

A seriouse breech was committed that the 'comments' here had been omitted- I fumbled around, and finally found the 'Forum' and promptly submitted So now I learn more of Shell's pedigree, as a parts sphinx and human and titan be which freaks her a bit (seems her mother's a sh!t) and she grabs some sp...