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by Hansontoons
Fri May 17, 2019 7:28 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 230
Views: 47824

Re: Bad Jokes II

The "J" is putting up with inner-loop life in Houston the best she can. Her previous life at the Casa de Inundación was rather different. it's been a year since we moved and she has accepted her current lot in life- as long as rawhide chews are on hand. The area we have available for walks consists...
by Hansontoons
Tue May 14, 2019 6:25 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 230
Views: 47824

Re: Bad Jokes II

jwhouk wrote:
Sun May 12, 2019 6:06 pm
Never underestimate the resourcefulness of New Yorkers:

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Brilliant! Self-propelled bags that if well trained will follow you anywhere!
by Hansontoons
Sat May 11, 2019 7:48 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 230
Views: 47824

Re: Bad Jokes II

The "J" is putting up with inner-loop life in Houston the best she can. [...] Lovely pics of the Jasper [...] Is it possible that you might have meant to post this in the "More Stuff" thread, rather than the "Bad Jokes II" thread? Perhaps? :P Intentionally here since Typeminer remarked on it being ...
by Hansontoons
Wed May 08, 2019 8:40 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 230
Views: 47824

Re: Bad Jokes II

The "J" is putting up with inner-loop life in Houston the best she can. Her previous life at the Casa de Inundación was rather different. it's been a year since we moved and she has accepted her current lot in life- as long as rawhide chews are on hand. The area we have available for walks consists ...
by Hansontoons
Mon May 06, 2019 8:49 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 230
Views: 47824

Re: Bad Jokes II

Even Jasper says "Pleez, none more..."
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by Hansontoons
Mon May 06, 2019 8:39 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 230
Views: 47824

Re: Bad Jokes II

The annual Google IO conference is being held this next week. It is rumored that Sergey Brin, the president of Google's parent company Alphabet, will be announcing that Alphabet will be acquiring Tesla, which will be merged with the Waymo autonomous-vehicle division and with the Pixel phone group. ...
by Hansontoons
Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:06 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Firewall 2019-04-29
Replies: 13
Views: 597

Re: Firewall 2019-04-29

Directly after impact, your flattened form slowly peels away to flutter gently to the floor grid. After touching down, a cannonball with sputtering fuse rolls over and stops on you. Next, you are immediately hit by an anvil. Followed by a large rock. A roadrunner briefly dances on top of the rock, d...
by Hansontoons
Tue Mar 19, 2019 8:11 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: In Those Terms 2019-03-18
Replies: 8
Views: 455

Re: In Those Terms 2019-03-18

TazManiac wrote:
Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:37 am
Opus the Poet wrote:
Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:56 pm
Teen Titans was done anime style, but not TTG.

Get thee to Astro Boy, heathen.
A dip into Speed Racer & Simba the White Lion, then...
... a dusting of Gigantor.

Just to set the low bar.
by Hansontoons
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:41 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5352
Views: 689031

Re: More Stuff

THAT one might qualify you for “needed killin’” status in the eyes of the Law... (Since it's apparent that the heat is on, Dave places a large Peltier junction into the Pun Jar.) He had it shipped in fresh (on ice) from Petticoat Junction. The Amateur Electrical League was having a garage sale.
by Hansontoons
Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:03 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: SQUEEEE 2019-03-05
Replies: 24
Views: 1668

Re: SQUEEEE 2019-03-05

That picture looks like Shawna's saying "I will love her and pet her and squeeze her and call her 'George'." Ahhh. Makes me think back to those Saturday mornings spent watching cartoons that today would be frowned upon by the thin-skinned hand-wringing types that would be afraid that their spawn wo...
by Hansontoons
Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:07 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 230
Views: 47824

Re: Bad Jokes II

Dave wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:33 pm
Bookworm wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:26 pm
Was it written as a series of letters?
Why yes, it was! :D
hi dave, jasper heer, plees stop, makes my poor dog brain hurt

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by Hansontoons
Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:04 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5352
Views: 689031

Re: More Stuff

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Jasper still has her nose.
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by Hansontoons
Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:39 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5352
Views: 689031

Re: More Stuff

While we are on a LoTR angle of More Stuff, here's something I picked up today. My daughter and her husband visited New Zealand a couple years back and took in many of the filming locations for the movie. One of the stops was Hobbiton- the set was developed into an attraction to visit. You can tour ...
by Hansontoons
Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:50 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Was the Site Down, Tuesday Eve? (11Nov2018)
Replies: 20
Views: 1616

Re: Was the Site Down, Tuesday Eve? (11Nov2018)

Driving in Houston, you have an extensive menu of "Things to Run Over" to choose from: Construction debris. Demolition debris. Parts of other vehicles. Potholes. Random stuff that falls off vehicles. More potholes. Things that sorry POS people throw from their vehicles because they are sorry POS. Ti...
by Hansontoons
Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:19 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Was the Site Down, Tuesday Eve? (11Nov2018)
Replies: 20
Views: 1616

Re: Was the Site Down, Tuesday Eve? (11Nov2018)

Yes, it was. Around 8PM Central.
by Hansontoons
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:42 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Phix 2018-12-07
Replies: 33
Views: 2345

Re: Phix 2018-12-07

And this one too, on Paul's eBay now...

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by Hansontoons
Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:32 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Phix 2018-12-07
Replies: 33
Views: 2345

Re: Phix 2018-12-07

Be sure to check Paul's Ebay/FB for another Phix sketch. Those with weak hearts may want to have 911 on speed dial.
by Hansontoons
Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:45 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Photo Album
Replies: 380
Views: 76006

Re: Photo Album

Dropped by Museum of Fine Arts Houston recently to have a gander at Cloud Column by Anish Kapoor. He also created Cloud Gate, better known as "The Bean" in Chicago.
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by Hansontoons
Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:25 pm
Forum: Whiskey, Vodka, Rum, and more!
Topic: Local Beer Gardens and Micro-Brews in General
Replies: 25
Views: 7089

Re: Local Beer Gardens and Micro-Brews in General

Took Jasper to King's BierHaus in the Houston Shady Acres area (near the Heights) last Friday evening to see how she would do in that sort of environment. KBH has a great selection of imports on tap! I enjoyed a Franziskaner Hefeweizen and shared a pretzel with The J. She was a good girl, didn't eat...
by Hansontoons
Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:18 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Call Dibs 2018-09-28
Replies: 19
Views: 1627

Re: Call Dibs 2018-09-28

Dave wrote:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 11:52 pm
http://wapsisquare.com/comic/call-dibs/

Daylla has no nose! How does she smell? ;)
AWFUL!

Now say it in German.