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by Hansontoons
Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:07 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Bad Jokes II
Replies: 208
Views: 40335

Re: Bad Jokes II

Dave wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:33 pm
Bookworm wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:26 pm
Was it written as a series of letters?
Why yes, it was! :D
hi dave, jasper heer, plees stop, makes my poor dog brain hurt

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by Hansontoons
Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:04 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5122
Views: 613249

Re: More Stuff

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Jasper still has her nose.
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by Hansontoons
Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:39 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5122
Views: 613249

Re: More Stuff

While we are on a LoTR angle of More Stuff, here's something I picked up today. My daughter and her husband visited New Zealand a couple years back and took in many of the filming locations for the movie. One of the stops was Hobbiton- the set was developed into an attraction to visit. You can tour ...
by Hansontoons
Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:50 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Was the Site Down, Tuesday Eve? (11Nov2018)
Replies: 20
Views: 755

Re: Was the Site Down, Tuesday Eve? (11Nov2018)

Driving in Houston, you have an extensive menu of "Things to Run Over" to choose from: Construction debris. Demolition debris. Parts of other vehicles. Potholes. Random stuff that falls off vehicles. More potholes. Things that sorry POS people throw from their vehicles because they are sorry POS. Ti...
by Hansontoons
Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:19 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Was the Site Down, Tuesday Eve? (11Nov2018)
Replies: 20
Views: 755

Re: Was the Site Down, Tuesday Eve? (11Nov2018)

Yes, it was. Around 8PM Central.
by Hansontoons
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:42 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Phix 2018-12-07
Replies: 33
Views: 1390

Re: Phix 2018-12-07

And this one too, on Paul's eBay now...

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by Hansontoons
Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:32 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Phix 2018-12-07
Replies: 33
Views: 1390

Re: Phix 2018-12-07

Be sure to check Paul's Ebay/FB for another Phix sketch. Those with weak hearts may want to have 911 on speed dial.
by Hansontoons
Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:45 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Photo Album
Replies: 380
Views: 69483

Re: Photo Album

Dropped by Museum of Fine Arts Houston recently to have a gander at Cloud Column by Anish Kapoor. He also created Cloud Gate, better known as "The Bean" in Chicago.
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by Hansontoons
Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:25 pm
Forum: Whiskey, Vodka, Rum, and more!
Topic: Local Beer Gardens and Micro-Brews in General
Replies: 25
Views: 5313

Re: Local Beer Gardens and Micro-Brews in General

Took Jasper to King's BierHaus in the Houston Shady Acres area (near the Heights) last Friday evening to see how she would do in that sort of environment. KBH has a great selection of imports on tap! I enjoyed a Franziskaner Hefeweizen and shared a pretzel with The J. She was a good girl, didn't eat...
by Hansontoons
Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:18 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Call Dibs 2018-09-28
Replies: 19
Views: 1085

Re: Call Dibs 2018-09-28

Dave wrote:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 11:52 pm
http://wapsisquare.com/comic/call-dibs/

Daylla has no nose! How does she smell? ;)
AWFUL!

Now say it in German.
by Hansontoons
Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:24 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Who Would Win 2018-09-24
Replies: 54
Views: 2849

Re: Who Would Win 2018-09-24

Needless to say, the people that _grew up_ here didn't give a crap about the history and wanted to keep the name. All the people who migrated here were desperate to force the school district to spend all the money on the renaming. Sometimes I wish we could just take everyone from California and pus...
by Hansontoons
Tue Sep 25, 2018 10:02 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Who Would Win 2018-09-24
Replies: 54
Views: 2849

Re: Who Would Win 2018-09-24

I think that's part of what keeps being forgotten, or trodden on in the desire for politically correctness. The 'Stars and Bars' weren't a sign of slavery. They were a sign of solidarity - just like the original 13 state flag, and the adding of stars as they went along. I believe that if a KKK memb...
by Hansontoons
Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:54 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Who Would Win 2018-09-24
Replies: 54
Views: 2849

Re: Who Would Win 2018-09-24

Whether you prefer War of Northern Aggression or Civil War, I have experienced both sides of the view. I will say that the Southern folks are a bit more emphatic on their name for the conflict. My European forebearers settled north of the Mason-Dixon line. One side showed up in the late 1600's in th...
by Hansontoons
Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:07 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 5122
Views: 613249

Re: More Stuff

Some may attempt to heap mountains of scorn on this conversation.
by Hansontoons
Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:02 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Mid-Week Break Continued 2018-08-30
Replies: 7
Views: 689

Re: Mid-Week Break Continued 2018-08-30

Blast and damn. Paul seems to be the focus of the health-focused version of Monica's "winter hates me" anomaly-storm. Now, what's all this I hear about kidney scones? I know the English enjoy their scones, and consider kidney pie to be traditional, but putting the two together and making kidney sco...
by Hansontoons
Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:58 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15
Replies: 28
Views: 1574

Re: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15

Wasn't William Cannon the narrator with the "best" puns? Conrad got to make a lot of them, yes, since the "tune in next time" almost always had one built in. And, the narrator ended up as the designated stuckee for one really brilliant/horrid pun, which both Rocky and Bullwinkle said they were unwi...
by Hansontoons
Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:25 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15
Replies: 28
Views: 1574

Re: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15

Thor wrote:Cass! Don't just sit there thumbing through your magazine. Your Mom is having a stroke! Call 911!
Dave was thinking "Stroke of genius!"
by Hansontoons
Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:02 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Some seasonal filk
Replies: 12
Views: 1269

Re: Some seasonal filk

Dave wrote: strongly associated with clouds of reefer smoke. ;) )
What does Dylan or Hendrix have to do with a smoking railcar? I can't see the cargo being able to catch fire, or maybe the bearings on one of the trucks are going out?

;)
by Hansontoons
Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:23 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: Anyone Want Some Grapefruit?
Replies: 160
Views: 15220

Re: Anyone Want Some Grapefruit?

No, no... everybody misunderstands that point. The doctor was well aware that combining limes and coconuts is quicky and inevitably fatal. He knew he could do nothing to help and that, the next day, he would be invited to attend the wake for his (former) patient. He would have to put on his ritual ...
by Hansontoons
Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:14 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Mid-Week break 03 2018-07-04
Replies: 12
Views: 807

Re: Mid-Week break 03 2018-07-04

Saw the "Black Bikini" sketch earlier, made me think about my "stash" of Wapsi. This is the first piece that I received from Mr. Taylor. Darned if I can remember what year. Been a few.
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