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Sounds like a wilder party than museums usually host, but I suppose there may have been something unusual in the catered appetizers that day...

Is it odd, or appropriate, that a dragon would have self-'steam issues?

We went from here https://wapsisquare.com/comic/where-did-you-go/ To her slipping off her bra while intoxicated to get jiggly with her girlfriend. Yeah - quite a journey, hasn't it been! I was thinking back at what has happened along the way, since Wapsi first started. There are a few moments which...

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And a good time was had by all (urp). It sounds very much like a traditional college-age settling-in floor party... pizza, alcohol, mayhem and social awkwardness.

Yeah, things have been deathly-still around here due to the length of the hiatus. Most of the "guests" are web-indexing bots or AI scrapers. Here's to hoping that Paul maintains a regular publishing schedule once again!

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This situation seems to be a super-symmetric structure of stammering and awkwardness. I can't tell who is the most uncomfortable.

Those whom the gods would destroy, they first make proud.

Monica definitely overstepped here, on both the "targeting skills" and "appropriate behavior when not yet asked" axes.

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Oh uh. Deliberately serving decaf to a known java drinker is considered chemical assault in at least ten states ("cranky" being the least dangerous of those states).

I am currently living in a nursing home with full-blown diabetes. If at all possible could we get some low-glycemic snacks out here or someone to tell the kitchen how to cook for diabetics. "I know you love to cook rice porridge - but no more than one big bowl per person per day, understand?&q...

Yikes!

Hoping that things stabilize quickly, and heal up well.

BTW, "walk on it as I could stand the pain" probably does not include wind-sprints or cartwheels, prior experience notwithstanding

I'm most curious about Tina's future. Between the comment she dropped about being "one of the five winged beings who...", and her growth towards becoming a fully-integrated single entity "Tina 3.0" rather than a coven on individual demons, there's a lot of potential story-telling...

Whew! As bad problems go... that one apparently wasn't!

Glad it turned out to be a nothingburger!

Oh, that's not good at all. Terribly sorry to hear you've been burned! In cases of identity theft, you should: - Report it as fraud to the financial company involved, and get as much information as you can from them about what happened. - Make a police report, and get a report number from them. - Re...

Anthropologists generally seem to agree that the development of human language was probably spurred by the need to communicate effectively while hunting and gathering. There are those who suspect that the second reason our ancestors learned to speak, was so that they could tell dirty stories and jok...

Sgt. Howard wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2024 6:48 pm Polar, non-polar, bi-polar or whatever- nothing you cannot cure with .50 caliber Browning.

Unless they shoot first (here insert reference to "Support our right to arm bears" poster)

Opus the Poet wrote: ↑Fri Nov 22, 2024 10:52 pm Is that like polar and nonpolar solvents?

Yes, pretty much. You can tell the difference by the fur.

• Polar bear fur is wet.
• Non-polar bear fur is oily or greasy.

Best of fortune to you, Greg... may it go well, smoothly and easily.

And don't run over any polar bears on the way there or back. In fact, avoid the nonpolar bears as well.

Sarge for the win!